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Bigots Should Perish. So says the horse prince.

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Devastating misunderstanding of High School Musical in my law textbook. The whole point was that Troy DIDN'T have to make a choice between between basketball and singing.

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The duality of man

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The way Lin Manuel Miranda was writing songs about how everyone thinks Hamilton is gorgeous and intelligent knowing full well he gets to play him.

"and she fantasises about my eyes at night because theyre so pretty" "okay lin i think you should take a break"

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There are two wolves inside of me.

One is strictly anti-gun. The other is deeply in love with Percival de Rolo whose entire backstory and combat ability is Gun.

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Ok so maybe I want to count every freckle on Percy Weasley's face while he stares at me like I'm insane and makes weak indignant protests.

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Look, I respect the Gale man-bun truthers but I personally cannot handle it. He should not look that dignified. He should look like he just crawled out of his depression-induced coma with atrocious morning breath and disoriented soft brown eyes.

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HEAR ME OUT. Hamlet with the plot of Dear Evan Hansen. Hamlet as Connor and Horatio as Evan who has to navigate the perils of Dutch royalty, all the while learning about Hamlet's deranged life. Bonus points if a tragic one-sided love blooms at some point.

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Horatio, holding a dying Hamlet in his arms: Goodnight sweet prince. And flight of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Hamlet, with his last breath: No homo though

Horatio, sombrely: No homo

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Shakespeare:

Also Shakespeare:

(as he cradles his lover in his arms mind you)

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I love him so much because he's literally me and I'm nothing if not a raging narcissist.

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Gale the magic man has stolen my heart and could use it as a soccer ball for all I care. What do you mean this gorgeous wizard has a library, a flying cat, and an expansive vocabulary? Excuse me while I go get my daily fix of his beautiful twinkling eyes and sheepish smile.

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Okay so I just broke some lady out of her mind flayer pod and the first thing she does is commit microaggressions against my bestie Lae'zel. She's acting like an extra in Wicked the way she's hating on green-skinned folks what the hell.

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Just went to see Hadestown and Orpheus is so sad and autistic. Half the time he's just talking about his hyperfixation in his small little voice like "I have to finish the song" and the other half he's ignoring social cues and good advice like it's an Olympic sport.

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Entitled men? Fuck no.

Men who act indignant and entitled to disguise their miserable lack of self-esteem but crack at the slightest sign of safety? Please and thank you.

Unfortunately, they exist only in my head.

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just read the character description blonde and anaemic and found myself immediately attracted to the character. this is a bad sign i think.

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The three genders:

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Found this absolute gem in my Gatsby text guide:

And utilised my free will accordingly.