There's a method to my madness

it's just buried under all the bullshit

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[gubey]

failgirl gangle sopping on the floor this is a light study painting!

[lunarreign24]

PAINTING?!

[viktor-sbor]

Eumicrotremus is a genus of  lumpfishes native to the northern  oceans. The name for this genus comes from the Greek roots eu  meaning "good", mikros meaning "small" or "little", and trema meaning "hole".

[nightbringer24]

Very beautiful, very powerful.

[wispstalk]

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

[fragariavescana]

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[clatterbane]

[contradictory-yet-useful]

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[woolem]

a beluga mermaid with that dress as a top :+)

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

you think her head is squishy like a beluga too?

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]

[helltitty]

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

[rye-bread-the-2nd]

why dont you look at THIS picture

[missadelinecatgirl]

shit that’s a good one

[jaegerisim]

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

[fortooate]

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

[twinicegiantorbiters]

thanks

[fortooate]

you’re welcome :) now silence

[twinicegiantorbiters]

.

[mathew]

[jake-meraga]

the mighty trash raccoon, the galactic batter, the walking stellaron herself

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

[verifiablebot]

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

[funny-tik-toks]