All-im-ever-gonna-be-is-Max

Male swiftie from the UK/ALWAYS UP FOR A CHAT ABOUT TAYLOR/praying for secret sessions 😭😭

[sparksfly2113]

@taylorswift @taylornation did somebody say 12 weeks and counting CAUSE I DID

[sparksfly2113]

This all feels like dream

I still can’t believe Me! Is out!!!!! It will feel like a dream for a loooooong time

[sparksfly2113]

It’s 3 minutes, 13 SECONDS!!!!!!!!! SHE DOES THIS STUFF FOR US TO FIND PEOPLE!!!! @taylorswift WHATS NEXT? 👀👀

[sparksfly2113]

Taylor makes CROWD ANTHEMS

Imagine all the crying people SCREAMING ME EE EEEEEEEEEEEEE OOH OH OHHHHHH

I’m

The

Only

One

Of

Me!

@taylorswift YES GIRL YOU PUT THE ME IN AWESOME!!!!!!

[taylorswift]

ME! Out now! Made this song with Brendon Urie and Joel Little. Dave Meyers and I co-directed the video. And everyone knows you can’t spell awesome without DAVIDBRENDONJOEL. Oh wait… taylorswift.lnk.to/meTU

[sparksfly2113]

AMAZING

[sparksfly2113]

THAT WAS AMAZING OH MY GOD SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE US SO PROUD OF HOW GOOD SHE IS AT WRITING MUSIC AND CREATING MUSIC VIDEOS

[sparksfly2113]

It’s time for me!

I’m so excited to hear this!!!!

[sparksfly2113]

Me!!!

I definitely think it’s going to be called Me! And I’m LIVING FOR IT!!!!!! @taylorswift @taylornation YOU JUST GET US

[looklikecominghome]

When your family supports you and your obsession of @taylorswift

[taylorswift]

FAMILY CHAT GOALS

COMMUNICATION GOALS

NOISE COMPLAINT PREVENTION GOALS

SUPPORT GOALS thanks buddy

[dailytravelswtaylor]

CRYPTICALLY PLANNING FOR MONTHS?? TAYLOR HAS REALLY BEEN GOING ALL OUT FOR US I LOVE HER💗

[taylorswift]

Cryptically planning is my love language

[sparksfly2113]

Boy do we follow it

[vibelikethat]

today’s mood board

[taylorswift]

YUP YEP YES UH HUH

[clearblue--water]

Taylor has always been a fairytale princess and that has been portrayed in all of her eras except reputation. her life has shown that she’s a happy and sparky person but that can turn to darkness in this cruel world. she showed her brokenness and revenge in reputation and snapped back. and she came back more glittery and sparkly and happier and fairytale like than ever before and I couldn’t have hoped for or dreamt for a better post reputation era vibe than what we currently have. I am so here for this

[taylorswift]

🥰💗💕❤️💋😇💓❣️1️⃣3️⃣❤️💗🌸

[aaronexplainsitall]

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

[taylorswift]

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[sparksfly2113]

WOW

[sparksfly2113]

Hey @taylorswift @taylornation....just to say that the UK swifties are ready for this new music/new era/utter perfection

[taylorswift]

So… Kelsey Montague helped me pull off the best surprise clue reveal today in Nashville!! Thank you to everyone who showed up, I’ve never been more proud of your FBI level detective skills. Next clue: I’ll be joining the magnificent Robin Roberts for a chat tonight on ABC live from Nashville 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[taylorswift]

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[taylorswift]

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