"I really though you'd be out of diapers by shorts season. That's why I bought you these low cut and practically sheer ones...I guess they'll have to do. Everyone already knows you can't keep your pan-I mean shorts, dry. Hiding it doesn’t make you any more of a grown up. Hey! Stop that fussing, you're the one choosing to wet yourself rather than use the potty like the rest of us."
"Now, give me a peek before we head out, those certainly won't hide any leaks. Aw, there's that smile, I know you like these ones. They're adorable, just like you."