emily!

i love taylor swift! met my honey at the 1989 secret sessions LA. “TWINNING WITH THE SWEATERS!” (9/20/14; 8/15/15; 12/2/17; 5/11/18; 5/12/18) @budgetswift13

[speaknowforevs]

hi @taylorswift i love you❤️ but you’ll never see this

[speaknowforevs]

@taylorswift hi baby i love you so much and i’m 113% on YOUR SIDE. forever and always. i hope you feel better soon. men are garbage. you deserve so much better. so much better. i love you, honey💗

[speaknowforevs]

@taylorswift i love you and miss you so much :( i love you

[speaknowforevs]

@taylorswift i’ve had such horrible nights and i just watched your livestream and it made me so happy. you make me smile so big even when i want to cry. i love you so much. you’ve saved me so many times. i wish i could give you a big hug. your music calms my anxiety so much. i feel so much less alone when i hear your voice. i love you, taylor💕 i hope we can hug again soon

[littleoblivions]

i haATE HER WHAT’S IT CALLED

[taylorswift]

SOON MY LOVE SOOOOOOON

[speaknowforevs]

IM SOFT

[taylorswift]

ME! by the one and only Valheria Rocha 💗💗💗

[speaknowforevs]

IM BABY 💗💗💗💗💗

[taylorswifthongkong]

chanhsexton: When this mural was being painted, I joked it must be Taylor. Of course it was Taylor. Of course all my dreams just came true. @taylorswift took these selfies on my phone. It’s also my husband’s birthday, but did you hear Taylor touched my phone

[taylorswift]

TODAY WAS A FULL FAIRYTALE

[speaknowforevs]

ARE YOU KIDDING SHES ALLUDING TO THE SPEAK NOW ERA IM GOING TO FREAKING COMBUST @taylorswift

[aaronexplainsitall]

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

[taylorswift]

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[speaknowforevs]

SHE GOES ON TWITTER I LOVE HER

[vibelikethat]

today’s mood board

[taylorswift]

YUP YEP YES UH HUH

[speaknowforevs]

i love you babe @taylorswift

[wonderstruck-swift13]

no one:

taylor:

[floorglitter]

it’s a loofah story baby just say yes

[pswift22-blog]

Dont say i didnt, say i didnt, shower

[wonderstruck-swift13]

I think I am finally clean

[vigilanteashit]

only got this skin so you can exfoliate it off

[inlovewithtay]

cause baby now we got bath bombs

[thisloveistaylorreputation]

soap it goes

[wouldutellmetogofuckmyself-deac]

I knew you were bubbles

[acanadianswifteh]

Phone lights up my nightstand in the black, “come here, you can meet me in the bath”

[stargirlswiftie]

Cause baby we’re the scrubber dubbers, the best people in life own a loofah.

[wonderstruck-swift13]

grab your rubber ducky and my hand, i can make the bad guys good for a weekend

[noitsholly]

third floor on the west side me and loofah

[meredithisoutofcontrol]

Long live the suds we soaked through, I had the time of my life bathing with you

[itsallgoodswift]

put the loofah in a bag and i stole the keys, that was the last time you ever saw me

[togrowupthatbeautifull]

This is why we can’t have washed things darling

[stadiumlightsswift]

they say i did something bath

[twostepsaheadtay]

this soap is treacherous, this path is slippery

[wonderstruck-swift13]

i’m sorry… the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. why? OH cause she’s a LOOFAH!!

[taylorswholeroom]

put your duck close to mine… as long as they don’t quack

[taylorswift]

The sound I just made was not so much a laugh but a feral screech THIS CONTENT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR

[speaknowforevs]

OH MY GOD BABY I LOVE YOU @taylorswift I MISS YOU HONEY

[speaknowforevs]

@taylorswift @taylornation i love you

[getawaykate]

Lurk List #4

Hey @taylorswift

i have made this list of fellow swifties waiting for a follow from you! If you happen to see this it would mean so much for you to follow a few people or maybe even invite them to the next secret session!

@ilytaysweeft @alltooananya @swiftsdanvers @swiftieballerina13 @bestdayofswift @calswiftie @meredithandoliviaaremyfavcats @starryeyedchampagneswiftt​ @shefellaparts​ @messhewanted​ @swiftie911 @swiftlydelicate @fearlesssteph15 @alainakays @soinswiftie @swiftieaddict @wewrotethatsong

@2008longlivedswiftie @cynthiakmar @wegotbadreputations @dancinnaroundthekitchen @swiftiesheeran13 @hauntedforswift @carinrose13tswift @gemirishdc-loves-taylor  @kathilifetimeswiftie @midnightstyle-ts @staisydiamond @drunk-on-taylor-swift13 @ikramsgetawaycar @delicatelily13 @dbrigoliswiftie 

@onahistorybookpaige @thezoeofusswift @thenerdiestpandatoexsist @moonflowerswift @stanningtaylorswift @flamesonmyswift @holdontospinningaroundd @speaknowforevs @xblindinglight @swiftsparkle  @kyalovestaylor @burning-all-the-swiftches-13 @katiesadieblue @magicmadnessheavensin-13 @jennalovestaylor13

These didn’t tag for some reason :(

@swiftmywildestdream @lovinghmwasred @repuswiftly @kingofmaiheart 

[speaknowforevs]

thank you so much💗 you’re too kind

[taylorswift]

Netflix marketing team: So for the poster, we were thinking-

Me: CAN YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE HUNTER

[speaknowforevs]

omg she’s so cute!! 💓💓

[still-an-innocentt]

TAYLOR POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAY!

i’m giving away one of the taylor swift instax cameras! the giveaway will end december, 15th 2018 at 6pm EST.

rules/how to enter:

-must be 18 years or older or have permission from your parent/guardian

-must be a primarily taylor swift blog

-no spam/giveaway accounts will be chosen

-must be following me @still-an-innocentt

one like=one entry

one reblog=one entry

open internationally 

(you can reblog as many times as you would like)

bonus entries: follow my side accounts for one entry each @oklifeisatoughcrowd @taylloween (not necessary to win)

*the winner will be contacted privately-you’ll have 24 hours to respond or a new winner will be chosen!

[speaknowforevs]

💓

[thetaylorfan]

no so i was writing a paper for like 3ish hours and then had dinner with my family, then showered, and after that i went right back to my paper. so like 2 hours after that i decide that i’m done with the paper for now so i get on my phone and it’s on do not disturb (to avoid distractions while doing the paper) and i see a text from one of my group chats that says “OMG NAT” and i open it and my friends are saying that taylor liked natalie’s post and i’m like huh??? what? me? and they said she liked my post and then i saw this on my phone

LIKE WHAT THE HELL. this week has sucked so much for me like i’ve been struggling so much lately with school and just life and this is the one thing that made me genuinely happy this week. i can’t believe this like i really love taylor so much. i wasn’t expecting her to see that like i just posted it and literally went to write a paper. i’m just so thankful. i love her so much

[speaknowforevs]

happy 8 years of speak now! i forever wish i went to the tour. i remember when my mom bought me the album. i’ve grown up through this album. its the reason behind my name. taylor nation said “we” love your handle in the call for the 1989 secret session. long live all the magic we made💕 i love you @taylorswift 💓

[taylorswift]

When you forget to DVR Meredith and Olivia’s favorite shows, Claw & Order SVU and Grey’s Acatomy. #ad

[speaknowforevs]

TAYLOR I CANT I LOVE YOU💗💗💗