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@sipofchai
chai, adult, she/her; this blog posts/reblogs smut & occasional dark content, so 18+ please.
some writing, mostly reader-inserts
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🍷 currently pouring: ryland grace sperm donor fic
part one | part two | interlude | part three | ao3
sorry I have to “yes and” your every headcanon. I just feel like we are drift compatible when it comes to rygos.
"drift compatible" marry me. and also DO NOT APOLOGIZE WDYM SORRY. pLEASE continue to yes and, it makes me ascend to the heavens every time
propping yourself up against his bulk as the two of you watch yourselves go at it onscreen - he made a fucking bucket of popcorn like it was a movie marathon - finding yourself getting turned on so you whisper “I’m gonna jerk off if that’s okay” bc you know it won’t be, and it isn’t, colt just mutters “like hell you are” and bends you over the couch to take care of you 😌
^ genuinely me reading this
and then, and I cannot stress this enough, when you’re both sweaty naked messes bathing in the afterglow you take it in turns to throw popcorn into each other’s mouth at opposite ends of the couch, and he makes you laugh so hard you cry, and in THAT moment he realises he’s accidentally let himself fall in love with you
more things not to think about re: Adult Film Actor Colt Seavers: you’re new to the industry, and get partnered with him for your first scene. you meet just before the shoot. you’re nervous out of your mind, but if he can tell, he doesn’t show it—just greets you with a handshake and a dimpled smile. he cracks jokes. he brings you coffee. you can’t help but relax around him. which is good, because half an hour later it becomes hard to reconcile your overgrown-puppy first impression of him with the man who is (very considerately) bending you into a pretzel in front of the cameras, fucking you so messy and so deep that you can practically feel him in your throat <3
@pontifikado ohhh i went a little weak in the knees reading this. oh my god. oh my god. pressing his forehead to yours with your legs hooked over his shoulders ahhhhHHHH
OMEGAVERSE IT!!! OH MY GOD OMEGAVERSE IT!!
Sorry I know you JUST posted it but I got SO Excited at the concept.
Imagine one day alpha!p0rnstar!Colt and omega!p0rnstar!reader come into work smelling suspiciously like each other. And then the camera catches the FRESH mating marks on their necks. Thats gotta be a kink in the omegaverse right? Like extra cucking?
This doesn’t even have to be the scenario it’s just the one my brain worded just now. Just please I’m humbling BEGGING you to omegaverse this shit🫶🫶🫶🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
YESSSS YES YES YES god I love the idea of the two of you thinking you're being sooooo discreet (or maybe you do, anyway) (Colt will claim innocence to anyone who asks, but in his heart of hearts he is NOT mad about other people seeing marks on you and knowing who put them there) meanwhile it is Exceptionally obvious to everyone in the world that the two of you are dating.
I am also so enamoured with the idea of, like. you (omega) are newer to the industry. you take your regular heat suppressants on schedule...until you meet Colt. and within a few weeks, your suppressants are failing. which means all kinds of shooting delays, and scheduling issues, and lost money.
unless...the two of you did a live show. together. him taking care of you during your heat, on camera. it's not unheard of, but it's a little bit unorthodox for someone so new to the industry. you would be well within your rights to refuse. but you need the money. and, more than the money, you need him. your body is basically throwing a big hormonal temper tantrum in order to facilitate proximity to this man.
and who is he to say no to that?
propping yourself up against his bulk as the two of you watch yourselves go at it onscreen - he made a fucking bucket of popcorn like it was a movie marathon - finding yourself getting turned on so you whisper “I’m gonna jerk off if that’s okay” bc you know it won’t be, and it isn’t, colt just mutters “like hell you are” and bends you over the couch to take care of you 😌
^ genuinely me reading this
more things not to think about re: Adult Film Actor Colt Seavers: you’re new to the industry, and get partnered with him for your first scene. you meet just before the shoot. you’re nervous out of your mind, but if he can tell, he doesn’t show it—just greets you with a handshake and a dimpled smile. he cracks jokes. he brings you coffee. you can’t help but relax around him. which is good, because half an hour later it becomes hard to reconcile your overgrown-puppy first impression of him with the man who is (very considerately) bending you into a pretzel in front of the cameras, fucking you so messy and so deep that you can practically feel him in your throat <3
I need more…
But he’s already given you all 8 inches :(
But his big juicy biceps need to choke me avo don’t you agree
I do think you deserve that tbf <3
We can have turns pinky promise <3
<3 when you tap out I’m putting a leash on him and shoving him face first into the mattress <3
adding onto adult film actor colt,,, colt who refuses to work with anyone else after you cause he’s kinda obsessed and he wants to be known and immortalized specifically for being in between your legs <3
anon you are COOKINGGGGG with this one. oh my god. his agent is lowkey pissed—one girl? one? are you trying to kill your career, Seavers? a big dick isn't worth anything if you aren't willing to fucking use it—but he's stubborn, and you're willing to work with him again, so yeah, sure. they book you together again. and again. different scenarios. different locations. the two of you are the goddamn Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire of porn.
once, as a sort of compromise, they try to book you both separately (like that means anything anymore) of you as part of an orgy video. they shouldn't have bothered, really, because there is zero chance Colt is a) touching anyone else, or b) letting anyone else get their hands on you. you are literally surrounded by naked writhing bodies (AND CAMERAS) and he is still fucking you like you are the only two people in the room.
and the thing is—viewers like it! the chemistry translates on camera. and so, with many dollar signs in their eyes, his agents (or yours, or both) pitch the idea of a live cam show. no cuts, no edits, just the two of you, alone in a room with a webcam, doing whatever you want.
if we want to get really crazy with it, we could also omegaverse-ify the concept but lemme stop myself before i go TOO overboard (i'm swan diving into the ocean as we speak)
You masturbate to your own pornos just so you can watch him fucking you send tumblr post
adding onto adult film actor colt,,, colt who refuses to work with anyone else after you cause he’s kinda obsessed and he wants to be known and immortalized specifically for being in between your legs <3
anon you are COOKINGGGGG with this one. oh my god. his agent is lowkey pissed—one girl? one? are you trying to kill your career, Seavers? a big dick isn't worth anything if you aren't willing to fucking use it—but he's stubborn, and you're willing to work with him again, so yeah, sure. they book you together again. and again. different scenarios. different locations. the two of you are the goddamn Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire of porn.
once, as a sort of compromise, they try to book you both separately (like that means anything anymore) as part of an orgy video. they shouldn't have bothered, really, because there is zero chance Colt is a) touching anyone else, or b) letting anyone else get their hands on you. you are literally surrounded by naked writhing bodies (AND CAMERAS) and he is still fucking you like you are the only two people in the room.
and the thing is—viewers like it! the chemistry translates on camera. and so, with many dollar signs in their eyes, his agents (or yours, or both) pitch the idea of a live cam show. no cuts, no edits, just the two of you, alone in a room with a webcam, doing whatever you want.
if we want to get really crazy with it, we could also omegaverse-ify the concept but lemme stop myself before i go TOO overboard (i'm swan diving into the ocean as we speak)
Ryland picking you up for your 'first date' on Erid.
Ryland who can't keep his mouth shut because what better thing to do when nervous than talk? And says, "You know, my dating profile never said anything about long walks on the beach but uh..." He looked over his shoulder and with a shy smile, turned back towards you and chuckled under his breath, "There's not much else to do here, honestly."
You giggled softly and followed his blue eyes to the pebbly beach with a small nod, tucking a piece of your hair behind your ear as Ryland's face turns a cute shade of pink. You take this moment to sneak past him and shut the door, your scent wafting into his nostrils as you pass. Ryland feels like he's about to pass out. "I think it's the perfect date."
"Oh, thank goodness." He puffed his cheeks out and rubed the back of his head, fingers tangling into his blonde hair for a moment as another uncouth joke sliped out, "It was between this and going to the Eridian Theology lecture on the 'Digital Age'. I think the topic was Wikipedia. That didn't strike me as all too romantic, unless you're into that sort of thing, at which point we can just ditch the beach and go---" "Ryland." He shut his mouth slowly and looked at you with a sheepish smile.
"I really want to walk on the beach."
"Good, because going to that lecture was totally going to throw off everything I had planned." He smiled softly and looked down at his feet.
"What do you have planned, Ry?"
The way he was staring at the small pebbles underfoot made them seem like the most fascinating thing on all of Erid as his mouth got away from him as it so often did, "Oh you know..." His broad shoulders rose slightly, "I t-thought maybe would could take a walk... Along the beach..." "Yeah, I got that." You grinned, feeling your shoulder bump against his as you began trailing along the coastline. "What else?" "And I thought that if the conversation... never got awkward," He sucked a deep breath in, "And I resisted my urge to explain to you the tidal mechanics of the Biodome, I'd see if you maybe uh... wanted to hold my... hand."
A beat.
"Are you asking me if I want to hold your hand---?" Your entire body felt hot at the unintentional flirtation that the man next to you had offered. "No---" Your question overlapped with Ryland's response as his feet came to a slow stop, his weight shifting against the pebbles, the shine of the dim, foggy light bouncing off his golden frames as he glanced down at you over the rims, the blush on his face so rampant it was overpowering his facial hair. "I figured that was sort of... ambitious in the itenerary for a first date..."
The smile that slid along your expression almost goofy. "I dunno about that." You slipped your hand into his, feeling the sweat hit yours immediately, but that wasn't a bother as your fingers seemed to fit perfectly with his with incedible ease. "I think you've already checked the hardest thing off your itinerary."
Oh goodness gracious. Ryland was sure that his ears were pink at this point as he slowly locked his gaze onto your entwining hands. "Th... That uh... really throws off my plans."
"We can make new plans."
"New plans." Ryland echoed softly as you began walking again, tugging him along with your hand. He seemed almost superglued to the ground before feeling the warmth of your hand in his and quickly, he was moving alongside you, hands dangling between your bodies. "I think I can work with some new plans."
additional Adult Film Actor Colt Seavers thought: a few weeks before you're set to shoot, you decide to go on a random Hinge date, just to shake out the nerves, because it's been a while since you've slept with anyone. And then it turns out you guys really hit it off, in and out of bed, and you both want to go on a second date, but it has to be delayed because (unbeknownst to both of you) you both are holding off on sleeping with anyone before the shoot (because of STD testing schedules and such). imagine your surprise when you show up to set and it's.....him. using a stupid porn alias, of course (as are you), but still him. cue an endless string of (cheesy but maybe also hot) moments like:
"hell of a second date, huh?" "yeah, i wasn't expecting quite so many cameras..."
(whispered to you just before the cameras roll, because he can tell you're nervous) "hey. eyes on me. same as last time, right?"
(before/while eating you out) "god, i missed this pussy. she miss me, too?"
"too much? but you took it so well last time."
"there we go. there's that sound."
"come on, baby. show the cameras that pretty face."
more things not to think about re: Adult Film Actor Colt Seavers: you’re new to the industry, and get partnered with him for your first scene. you meet just before the shoot. you’re nervous out of your mind, but if he can tell, he doesn’t show it—just greets you with a handshake and a dimpled smile. he cracks jokes. he brings you coffee. you can’t help but relax around him. which is good, because half an hour later it becomes hard to reconcile your overgrown-puppy first impression of him with the man who is (very considerately) bending you into a pretzel in front of the cameras, fucking you so messy and so deep that you can practically feel him in your throat <3
this timeline may be terrible but at least we live in the timeline where aroace ryland grace in space exists
definitely don't think about colt seavers who moonlights in adult film as a side gig. no reason to think about that. at all.
At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......
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@sipofchai CHAI EXPLAIN YOURSELF
@pensationalwriting I THINK HE'S HOT WHEN HE CRIES STATEMENT
@pensationalwriting real as hell 😭 trust i am also filled with the non-carnal desire to cuddle him back to wellness. our beautiful boyfriend who is Allergic To Catching A Break
@sipofchai absolutely he is.
Although your wording has been cracking up over
