Time to bring back this actual news article from 2010!
Horny ghost called Kevin spooks wife
AUSSIE housewife haunted by horny ghost who keeps trying to go to bed with her.
A NORTHERN Territory woman is convinced a horny ghost is haunting her home.
Jennifer Mills-Young claims the ghost, named Kevin, once tried to drag her out of bed in the middle of the night.
"I was asleep," she said. "I woke up when someone grabbed my wrist.
"I though, 'Hmmm, hubby wants a bit of romance', when I suddenly remembered he wasn't even at home," she told the NT News.
Mrs Mills-Young said she could feel the hand around her wrist trying to pull her up and out of bed.
"The moment I opened my eyes, the grip was gone and the room was empty.
"I yelled at Kevin that he was not welcome in my bedroom and that he couldn't come into bed with me.
"I told him to f*** off and to close the door behind him. A moment later I saw how the bedroom door slowly was closed.
"I jumped up and locked it - not that it makes much of a difference when you're dealing with a ghost."
Ms Mills-Young, her husband Geoff and two children, now aged 19 and 20, are convinced the ghost is lurking in their home in Durack, Palmerston.
She said the family felt "something wasn't right" as soon as they moved into the house two years ago.
"My daughter suddenly felt uncomfortable - she said someone was in her room," Mrs Mills- Young said.
"My daughter believed she had seen my son Aaron sneak out of the back door in the middle of the night.
"She said she saw this tall black shadow standing at the door - but at the time Aaron was hiding behind the computer desk."