The Law As Written

Leland Coyle Blog - MDNI

[special-killer666]

Canon-friendly ask/rp blog written in the style of zombie-party’s Coyle on ao3. (Shameless plug)

No minors, no private rp unless I know you, sorry.

Don’t like Coyle or related content, block me. Simple as.

coyle-themed block banner by @/irlpim

[special-killer666]

What do you think of Franco? Did you know people ship you two?

Homoseckshuls is jus’ commie propaganda an’ yer all fallin’ fer it. ‘Course, that’s why y’all get sent t’me fer rehabilitation.

As fer what I think? I reckon Easterman’s outta his got-damn mind fer thinkin’ some walkin’ tumor is worthy a’ the title. Prime Asset used ta mean somethin’…

[special-killer666]

Your new hat looks like shit. Change it.

I’ll change mine if y’change yers. Lemme get a screwdriver an’ I’ll help ya out.

[special-killer666]

Why are you gay?

You been doin’ an awful lot o’ insinuatin’, boy. Izzit just wishful thinkin’? Keep it up an’ I’ll come knock out what teeth y’got left in that latrine y’call a mouth.

[special-killer666]

*he's hiding 200 bottles and bricks for a certain Reagent at the finale* Хаххаххахаххахха ))))

*He only notices because of the reflection of light of his baton off of all the glass. With his free hand, he scratches his head beneath his hat.* The hell you doin’, boy? Makin’ a nest?

[gl0wwurm]

*surprised Pikachu face* Mind your business, сука.

[special-killer666]

If I see one o’ them goddamn things flyin’ at me, I’m comin’ fer yer ass. Jus’ remember that.

[special-killer666]

*he's hiding 200 bottles and bricks for a certain Reagent at the finale* Хаххаххахаххахха ))))

*He only notices because of the reflection of light of his baton off of all the glass. With his free hand, he scratches his head beneath his hat.* The hell you doin’, boy? Makin’ a nest?

[special-killer666]

Hi daddy I'm Ed Gregor

Good fer you. But I ain’t yer daddy.

[special-killer666]

When you make out with the snitch do u think of me?

Yer a weird’un, ain’t ya? Just beggin’ fer attention. Only attention I got fer you is this charge stick right ‘ere.

[barfeverywhere]

Special killerr

[special-killer666]

Lit’erally me… ain’t that somethin’.

[special-killer666]

This you?

Guess them fancy glasses o’ yers ain’t worth a damn. Gonna have t’put you down.

Damn shame.

*He’s grinning the entire time…*

[gl0wwurm]

Gettin’ reeeal tired a’ yer dead fish-lookin’ ass sniffin’ around my stock. Maybe I oughta rearrange that ugly mug a’ yers so you can getta girl. Or a man? Bet yer one a’ them cock-suckers. All you Russkies are.

~ @special-killer666

Ебать пидор. Projecting much ? A little birdie with a bag over his head told me you giggle when he tickles your asshole.

[special-killer666]

Said all that, did he? Well, boy, I reckon yer a better Snitch’n he is! Put a bag over yer head and we’ll kill two birds wi’ one stone.

[gl0wwurm]

Hm. Well, you're not denying it now are you? Guess he does remind you of your second wife.

Freak.

[special-killer666]

Why would I bother denyin’ somethin’ so gotdamn ridiculous? Especially from you.

[gl0wwurm]

Gettin’ reeeal tired a’ yer dead fish-lookin’ ass sniffin’ around my stock. Maybe I oughta rearrange that ugly mug a’ yers so you can getta girl. Or a man? Bet yer one a’ them cock-suckers. All you Russkies are.

~ @special-killer666

Ебать пидор. Projecting much ? A little birdie with a bag over his head told me you giggle when he tickles your asshole.

[special-killer666]

Said all that, did he? Well, boy, I reckon yer a better Snitch’n he is! Put a bag over yer head and we’ll kill two birds wi’ one stone.