ThinkingLikeBrie

MDNI 26yr she/they Drunk rambles on COD characters

[specialinterestjohnprice]

Listen, Johnathan *redacted-middle-name* Price is still a slut and I shall slut him out.

A writer may lose momentum, but the character I wrote as a slut was- and shall always be- a slut!!!!!!

[specialinterestjohnprice]

Okayokayokayyyy, we all know Johnny ‘Soap’ MacTavish is the nastiest being to ever exist. There are not a lot of kinks he won’t try, but John? The man turns bright red when Soap tells him his mildest of tales.

After some bullshit briefing, Soap hangs back. He stops his Captain before the man slips out.

“Johnathan?” He asks, causing the older man to whip back around as he’s not to used to such familiarity.

“Goin’ home tae ma sweet hennie. Wannae join?”

Fast forward, we have the Captain fucking you in missionary as he digs his fingers into your hips, pulling you back to meet his thrusts.

Soap crinkles his nose before shaking his head.

“C’mon Cap, dae better than ‘at. She’s a lady.”

Soap comes up behind Price and guide not only his hands, but how his hips move. Mr. ‘Macho’ Johnathan Price is downright mortified until you let out a sound of unfiltered pleasure, your hips stuttering and you claw at him.

He’ll let Soap do what we he wants just to hear that again.

[specialinterestjohnprice]

I want to pull Johnathan Price into the bathroom at some shitty bar and pull his hair, sucking on his neck as my other hand palms him through his pants

I want to tell him that he needs to be quiet unless he wants someone to catch us and that he’s a slut

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You come back home after a night out with your friends, stumbling against the wall as you try to take your shoes off. When you fall on your ass, you can’t help but howl with laughter, before clamping a hand over your mouth to try and silence it.

You don’t even notice before you’re getting hoisted up, steady hands under your biceps.

“Jesus lovie, you’re a proper mess, eh?” He asks, you swear you can feel his heartbeat as you holds you up.

“Shhh shh, my husband is sleeping.” You snicker, legs almost giving out under you as you let him herd you into the bathroom.

He only lets out a snort before giving your arm a gentle squeeze.

“Don’t you worry about that, I’ve got you.”

John takes his time cleaning the makeup off your face. Even making sure to wash his hands before putting cleanser on your cheeks. You just stare up at him with a dopey smile, leaning into his touch.

[specialinterestjohnprice]

Why yes, I do have a bad relationship with my father

[specialinterestjohnprice]

Johnathan Price is the man who urges you to go out with your friends. Helps you pick outfits if you want, but will always not only pick up and drop you off, but at the end of the night, he’s there to take everyone home. He wants to make sure his honey is home safe, and by default, your friends come under his care.

His hand squeezes yours as he drives and you give him messy directions, cackling as you stumble over words. No worries. He only smiles while making sure they get home before getting you back into bed after attempting to clean the makeup off your face.

He has no problem falling asleep while you’re in his grasp.

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[specialinterestjohnprice]

Kisses from the Captain

He loves to give your cheeks a kiss or two when he’s only got a second, giving your forearm a squeeze.

You get a kiss on your forehead in quiet moments. Maybe you two had a disagreement, maybe he just wants to ground himself with your scent.

He’ll kiss your hands and when he wants to tell you something. Lips brushing over your knuckle, then on your palm.

Face? He’s just so happy to be either you. He peppers kisses on your eyelids, jaw, nose- anywhere he can reach.

It means he’s home.

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I’ve been resurrected and I have would very much like a fae!Price trying to lure me into his world with love notes, sweets, trinkets, treasures, maps of the opposing courts-

And I viciously deny him and try to end his life? He just smiles and coos about how proud he is about tactics I’ve used.

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I need a John Price who practically suffocates you.

He’s wrapping an arm around your waist as you introduce yourself to someone. Pulling you close against his chest as he asks “Who’s this, lovie?”

Ughhhhh.

As the drinks flow, he has no trouble pressing a wet kiss to your cheek as he beams about how you two met.

“My precious dovie, ‘m soo lucky….” He coos, draping over you as he gives a squeeze.

“Can’t wait to have ya in my lap.” He beams.

[specialinterestjohnprice]

Hello! Just wanted to send a message and say that- I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR ALE CONTENT IT'S SOSOSOSO GOOOODDD

I’VE BEEN RESURRECTED!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU RAHHHH

Alejandro, my beloved…. He’s just the perfect “oomf” of a man or wtv… (I love him so baaaaad)

He smells heavenly, affection, tried to give you soft kisses to get out of something,,,,, blah, blah, blah…. He’s a romantic, and far from perfect.

You come back to your shared home, angry of the Colonel trying to bar you from a missions as he’s waiting. Your eyes narrow, teeth share to tear into him while he has dinner on the table.

“Te echo de menos.”

“(I missed you.)”

“And?” Your tone hardly a question as you stare him down, eyes narrowing as you know he’s done something questionable.

He just pulls you close and starts to kiss you soft, pulling back to nose at your neck as his tongue trails over your skin.

“Cariño…” His voice raspy as his lips tickle his throat.

“Missed you- so much.”

[specialinterestjohnprice]

Too many half-baked ideas getting posted to the void. LET A BITCH POST SMUT FREELY.

(Don’t know how to use this app tbh, but I will find out.)

[specialinterestjohnprice]

I like a John Price who hovers.

You’ve been broken up for months and then you call him drunk and crying?

“Don’t worry, Lovie, be there in four.”

However, when you did finally call it off, his calm demeanor made you livid.

“You’re never here, John. You didn’t tell me you’d be gone for months at a time!”

He just stares down at you, arms crossed over his chest.

“Go on.”

You scowl, practically baring your teeth.

“You’re fucking selfish.”

Now that catches his attention. You can tell by the way he takes in a deep breath from his nose and slowly exhales, grounding himself.

“Selfish?” He chuckles, but there’s nothing light in his tone.

“I’ve never done anything but keep you safe, Dove- but if you want to see that- I’ll fucking show you selfish.”

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John bites. Just a part of his nature.

He pushes you down, his stomach against your back as he ruts into you. Wraps his arm around your neck to pull you up against him too, nasty man.

The filth he says in your ear? Disgusting.

“Relax, lovie.. you’re gonna take it..”

“Theeere she is..”

“So good f’ me..”

As you struggle against him, he just presses down to trap you. Kisses at your neck as he grinds into you.

[specialinterestjohnprice]

Hey! Saw your Price bear text...what about wolf/werewolf Alejandro? I've seen a few people associate him with wolves.

I hope you have a great day!

yesyesyesYESSSSSSS…. I love you!

I think after seeing @bluegiragi ‘s monster/hybrid AU, I heavily associate him with being a big cat feline!hybrid but I looove a good wolf/werewolf AU.

Alejandro is fully confident in his strength, finesse, leadership- and a bit quick-tempered. He’s well-aware of his abilities and does think his team should hold that standard.

When you fall behind, he’s right on your heels, urging you forward to with his sharp teeth because the Colonel nips. He wants you to keep up, and he wants you to feel confident. You’re here for a reason.

When working with other teams, Alejandro has no problem slipping behind you to grab you by the throat to tilt your head up as he scents at your neck, eye contact locked with the opposing team, chest against your back. Doesn’t matter if you’re working together, he has a pack and it’s his.

There was a time you patched up another member of Shadow Company after a rough mission and Colonel Vargas was right there to help you. He showed you how to make a makeshift tourniquet, even guided your hands when they trembled, and praised you with a "¡Bien hecho!" (Well done)

As you and him walk down the halls together, you feel his presence getting closer to you with each step.

“You fucking reek of them, Naranjita..” (little orange)

“You need a reminder of what pack you’re apart of?”

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Call me crazy but John "Money Bags" Price's ideal woman has him scared shitless when he's home. He's very much a "My wife, my wife, my wife" guy

Door salesman shows up?

"I don't know, let me ask my wife."

At the doctors and they ask if he's noticed anything new?

"Hm I have but let me ask my wife to be sure."

He wants a new car?

"I like this model...but let me ask my wife her opinion first."

The guys want to hang out later than normal? (And he doesn't want to?)

"Hm my wife said I can't. Sorry guys."

Military ball?

"My wife hasn't decided what I'm wearing yet. Yeah I know its military dress code for us, but like she hasn't approved of my accessories or even if the tie will match her dress, let alone the hair cut so IDK"

It's his wife's world and he likes being her accessory.

[specialinterestjohnprice]

My man my man my man my maaaaaaaan

THAT’S MY MANNNNNNNN!!!!!!

[specialinterestjohnprice]

We’ve all heard the bear!Price headcanons

He wake up groggy, eyes squeezed tight as he reached out for you and drags you across the bed to him.

He pulls your bottoms down and ruts against you. Definitely a “skin-on-skin” contact kind of freak.

Biiiiig spooner from behind, helps him to rub himself against you. His favorite lazy hobby.

Calls you his “honey”. Especially when he’s eating you out, tells you you’re so sweet and how lucky he is that he get to have a sweet treat before dinner. (You’re lucky if that’s all he says, that man has a filthy mouth.)

One time while he was eating you out, you tried to pull at his hair and accidentally grabbed one of those fluffy ears and he fucking snarled between your legs. When you tried to apologize, he bites at your thighs and tells you to do it again.