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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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styofa doing anything
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Discoholic 🪩
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trying on a metaphor
Claire Keane
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Summer bee’s 🐝🌿🐝
“Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur.
“MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?”
Someone painted this.
Someone out there sat down and said that they were going to paint this.
Somebody planned this out and then did it.
What a time to be alive.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING THING FOR MONTHS
Friendly reminder that violets signify lesbians. This is a queer raptor.
“MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUCHESS CALLED AGAIN?”
@zombeesknees
The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.
I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.
Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!
This one random guy: All women are queens!
This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful
This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit
For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”
Yeah. That’s the title.
This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice
someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?
me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears
New stills from BBC’s Les Miserables. [x]
this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
me: les mis isnt about romance and i worry that the bbc adaptation will be so heavily focused on it that it will lose the overarching social commentary
also me: if enjolras and grantaire dont die holding hands im suing
Bisexual girls who have a preference for girls aren’t lesbians.
Bisexual girls who have a preference for guys aren’t straight.
Bisexual guys who have a preference for girls aren’t straight.
Bisexual guys who have a preference for guys aren’t gay.
We are bisexual no matter what. Stop erasing our sexuality.
Girls who call other girls “honey”, “lovely”, “sweetheart”, “beautiful”, and other terms of endearment automatically are my favourite girls. So sweet and loving and kind, a of them. Every time a girl or woman calls me a cute term of endearment? #blessed #healed #happy #glowing #complete #content
Cute receptionist at the doctor’s office the other day said “what’s up buttercup?” when I came in and I almost cried
People would talk less trash if duels were still a thing
@ andrew davies: maybe if one of the biggest sluts in history didn’t write sex into his masterwork then maybe……….. it isn’t that important to the story
A-MA-ZING
Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”
College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!
My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her
“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” means “Change your behavior, apologize, and do better next time.”
“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” DOES NOT mean “Your symptoms are your fault, your disorder is not even an explanation, and you are a bad person if you behave less than neurotypical”
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!
Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?
Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.
Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.
Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.
Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!
Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.
Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?
