Paranormal Professional

an independent && selective oc

[specterspeaker]

That’s the thing with life: NO ONE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE.

                                    independent private fandomless occult oc

                                     cryptids, ghosts, and creatures welcome

[specterspeaker]

That’s the thing with life: NO ONE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE.

                                    independent private fandomless occult oc

                                     cryptids, ghosts, and creatures welcome

[specterspeaker]

please pardon our dust as we get this blog up and running again, duckies~

[lovemomentsandlife]

“For all my good intentions There’s a shadow in this dark It comes to me infrequently And breaks your perfect heart”

[heartwithoutyou]

[specterspeaker]

deetziisms‌:

OPEN STARTER

               ❝ Ghosts who wear sheets obviously don’t know what they’re doing. ❞

“Eh-- but sometimes it’s the only way to get someone to notice them. Most people ignore the strange and unusual.”

[specterspeaker]

invisibatty‌

                      a   loose   shrug   from   the   teen   at   his   query  ,   dark   eyes   downcast  .    “   i   doubt   it   ;   mom   was   the   type   of   person   to   right   all   her   wrongs    —   make   amends   instead   of   burning   bridges  .   &   .  .  .   she   told   me   everything  .    ”    focus   locks   onto   digits   dancing   an   uncomfortable   dance  ,   fiddling   with   black   frills   on   her   skirt  .   “   but   .  .  .   she   was   sick  ,   she   died   way   too   soon  .   i   KNOW   she   wanted   more   time    —   more   time   with   us  ,   more   time   to   do   whatever   the   hell   she   wanted  .    she   was   so   stubborn   .  .  .   the   way   she   just   clung   to   LIFE   .  .  .  ”    at   the   same   time  ,   lydia   grasps   at   the   air   with   both   hands  ,   then   shaking   her   head   as   they   fall   into   her   lap  .     “   she   wouldn’t   just   LEAVE   ME   like   that  .   ”

                     brows   bumping   together  ,   she   fixes   him   with   a   look   of   disdain   at   his   sentiment  .   she’s   done   with   throw   pillow   worthy   nonsense  .   “   thanks  ,   but   a   disney   film   could’ve   told   me   that   crap  .    ”

This poor kid-- she had his sympathy, certainly. Deaths in the family were hard-- especially when they were close. He gingerly reached out-- in an effort to console her-- but his comment that had been meant to help only brought out the bitterness. Brennan retracted his hand, moving it back down to his side as he considered her.

This was why he didn’t deal with the living-- for him, at least, the dead were easier to handle. Aside from that pervert demon he’d run into.

“I lost my parents when I was a kid, too.” He finally manages. “One right after the other. Sometimes the stress of losing someone is-- too much.” He folded his hands in his lap, but he didn’t look away-- even though he wanted to.

“All you can do is talk about it-- cope. With time it gets easier, but you never forget people like that.” He shifted to his feet. “If you want to be sure-- I can go scope out your old place, see if I can find a trace of any spiritual activity. Pro bono.”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

angry sexual tension starters

a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.

“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”

“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”

“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”

“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”

“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”

“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”

“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”

“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”

“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”

“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”

“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”

“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.” 

“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”

“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”

“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”

“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”

“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”

“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”

“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”

“Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”

[specterspeaker]

and boom i found an animated fc to use in things too

[specterspeaker]

catch me makin a verse for a younger brennan.

[specterspeaker]

invisibatty‌:

@specterspeakerr !  //  LYRIC STARTERS !

                          the   only   other   medium   she’d   come   across   in   life   had   been   her   own   mother  ,   there   with   a   warm   hand   on   lydia’s   shoulder   to   assure   that   she   wasn’t   ALONE   in   her   connections   with   those   long   since   passed  .   she   feels   like   a   freak   now  ,   &   dad   wants   NOTHING   to   do   with   it  .   she’s   isolated  ,   &   it’s   beyond   freeing   to   meet   someone   who’ll   actually   listen  .   “     now   that   i  see   you   spirit   to   spirit    —   what   if   i   left   home   but   mama’s   still   in   it  ? ?   ”      

“It all depends-- did she have any regrets?” He certainly empathized with the little medium-- she was young and had suffered great loss. Seeing spirits was difficult to come to terms with, many mediums failed to make it to adulthood due to society’s treatment of them.

“Not all spirits pass to the Netherworld. Some manage to move on-- go beyond it. They properly pass on.” He settled down beside her, wanting to pat her on the shoulder to reassure her-- but also quite aware they were still getting to know one another.

“Even if she’s gone-- a part of her lives on, in you.”

[specterspeaker]

❛ It was a good plan.. up ‘till now. ❜

curse of the black pearl starters

“I’d love to see how you’re going to solve this one.” He crossed his arms, looking to the samurai. Jack was the muscle– he was the lockpicking criminal who’d gotten them in here. Brennan took a few steps back, glancing to the assailants that had tracked them down.

“Do your– stabby sword thing. I’ll be over here.”

[swannbird-a-blog]

◆ —— CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

❛ They’re safe ❜   ❛ She’s/he’s/they’re safe, just like I promised. ❜ ❛ And you get to die for her/him/them, just like you promised. ❜ ❛ We’re all men/woman of our word. ❜ ❛ This is either madness or brilliance. ❜ ❛ It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide. ❜ ❛ Me? I’m dishonest. ❜ ❛ And a dishonest man/woman/person you can always trust to be dishonest. ❜ ❛ It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly.. stupid. ❜ ❛ This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught NAME. ❜ ❛ You cheated. ❜ ❛ Pirate. ❜ ❛ You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. ❜ ❛ What’s your purpose? ❜ ❛ I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships. ❜ ❛ I confess, it is my intention to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. ❜ ❛ I said no lies. ❜ ❛ I think he’s telling the truth. ❜ ❛ If he/she/they were telling the truth, he/she/they wouldn’t have told us. ❜ ❛ That’s not true. ❜ ❛ I am not obsessed with treasure. ❜ ❛ Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. ❜ ❛ You’re supposed to be dead! ❜ ❛ The only rules that matter are these: what a man/woman/person can do and what a man/woman/person can’t do. ❜ ❛ Pirate is in your blood, boy. ❜ ❛ I can let you drown. ❜ ❛ So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? ❜ ❛ Drink up, me hearties. Yo ho. ❜ ❛ You burned all the food, the shade.. the rum! ❜ ❛ Yes, the rum is gone. ❜ ❛ Why is the rum gone? ❜ ❛ It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. ❜ ❛ The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. ❜ ❛ Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won’t see it? ❜ ❛ There’ll be no living with him/her/them after this. ❜ ❛ I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against PLACE. ❜ ❛ There are a lot of long words in there, Miss/Mr. ❜ ❛ We’re naught but humble pirates. ❜ ❛ What is it that you want? ❜ ❛ I want you to leave and never come back. ❜ ❛ I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Mean’s no. ❜ ❛ I didn’t steal it, if that’s what you mean. ❜ ❛ Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. ❜ ❛ I feel nothing. ❜ ❛ You best start believing in ghost stories, NAME. You’re in one. ❜ ❛ No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? ❜ ❛ If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. ❜ ❛ I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. ❜ ❛ It never would have worked between us, darling. ❜ ❛ I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. ❜ ❛ How far are you willing to go to save her/him/them? ❜ ❛ I’d die for her/him/them. ❜ ❛ You need to find yourself a girl/boy, mate. ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ No one. He’s no one. Distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch. ❜ ❛ A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! ❜ ❛ I love this song. ❜ ❛ You’ll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main. ❜ ❛ You stole my boat! ❜ ❛ I borrowed. Borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back. ❜ ❛ It’s frightful bad luck to have a woman on board. ❜ ❛ She/he/they go free. ❜ ❛ You only got one shot. ❜ ❛ We can’t die. ❜ ❛ Don’t do anything stupid. ❜ ❛ The crew are not to be harmed. ❜ ❛ Curse you for breathin’, ya slack-jawed idiot. ❜ ❛ You should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleepin’. It’s bad luck. ❜ ❛ Savvy? ❜ ❛ It’s not worth you getting beat again. ❜ ❛ You didn’t beat me. ❜ ❛ You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fair, I’d kill you. ❜ ❛ That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? ❜ ❛ The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. ❜ ❛ You know nothing of hell. ❜ ❛ How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn’t work? ❜ ❛ I’m actually feeling rather good about this. ❜ ❛ You could surrender. ❜ ❛ I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. ❜ ❛ You like pain? Try wearing a corset. ❜ ❛ Wretch. ❜ ❛ I couldn’t resist, mate. ❜ ❛ That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen. ❜ ❛ I cannot just step aside and let you escape. ❜ ❛ This shot was not meant for you. ❜ ❛ You’re pirates. ❜ ❛ Hang the code, and hang the rules. They’re more like guidelines, anyway. ❜ ❛ You lying bastard! ❜ ❛ Don’t dare impugn me honor, boy/girl! ❜ ❛ I always liked you. ❜ ❛ It goes with your black heart. ❜ ❛ I really rather hoped we were past all this. ❜ ❛ Perhaps you’ll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. ❜ ❛ Do us a favor. I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid. ❜ ❛ Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision. ❜ ❛ Any man who falls behind, is left behind. ❜ ❛ Take what you can! Give nothin’ back. ❜ ❛ I hardly believe in ghost stories. ❜ ❛ We are cursed men. ❜ ❛ Will you be saving her/him then? ❜ ❛ I can’t swim. ❜ ❛ I’m watching over you. ❜ ❛ I should have told you from the moment I met you. I love you. ❜ ❛ Hang him. ❜ ❛ Keep your guns on him, men. ❜ ❛ How did you escape last time? ❜ ❛ This man/woman/person saved my life. ❜ ❛ One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. ❜ ❛ Come out… and we promise we won’t hurt you. ❜ ❛ I invoke the right of parlay. ❜ ❛ I can’t breathe. ❜ ❛ You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? ❜ ❛ I had a dream about you last night. ❜ ❛ You don’t want to be doing that, mate. ❜ ❛ I’m curious. After killing me, what is it you’re planning on doing next? ❜ ❛ Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? ❜ ❛ You forget your place. ❜ ❛ So, this is where your heart truly lies? ❜ ❛ I already feel like a fool. ❜ ❛ I admire a person who’s willing to do whatever’s necessary. ❜ ❛ You’re a smart man/woman/person, but I don’t entirely trust you. ❜ ❛ I’m not sure I deserved that. ❜ ❛ I may have deserved that. ❜ ❛ You’re safe now. ❜ ❛ You’re despicable. ❜ ❛ I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re square. ❜ ❛ I can get you out of here. ❜ ❛ I’d need a lot more to drink. ❜ ❛ It was a good plan.. up ‘till now. ❜ ❛ Do not make the mistake in thinking you are the only man here who cares for NAME. ❜ ❛ Is there a problem between us? ❜ ❛ Every decision you’ve made has only brought us from bad to worse. ❜ ❛ Easy on the goods, darling. ❜ ❛ I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. ❜ ❛ He’s still breathing. ❜ ❛ Easy on the goods, darling. ❜

[specterspeaker]

as halloween mood riles up i’m tempted to revive my blog @mortalnotmagic because halloweentown is an underrated classic.

[specterspeaker]

willing to pay $$$$ for someone to get this demon off his back.

[specterspeaker]

 That’s the thing with life: NO ONE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE.

                                     independent private fandomless occult oc

                                      cryptids, ghosts, and creatures welcome

[sayitthrice]

y’see i was born dead . just a demon from hell . ding ding ding ding ding ! forever doomed to walk the earth unseen by the living until a living person doth sayeth my name thrice ! which is a fancy word for three times . and NOT a kind of rice .

independent . musical / hc based . possessed by ella .