you don't need tricks

your friendly neighborhood makeshift therapist and ghost whisperer, senta eidolon [oc w/ magicalmasterlist]

[spectrespectacle]

shoujo anime protag fujitaka..........

[cosmicevila]

[spectrespectacle]

IT GOT EIGHT HUNDRED NOTES YALL CAN CHILL NOW

[windyzel]

  I can do that, no problem. Heck, I could even fake not breathing for a while if I need to.

[spectrespectacle]

Fantastic! Now if you don't mind, please lay down on the floor in a manner as if you are deceased!

[sorciervertere]

  ….Fine.

My name is Fujitaka Hirabayasi. Call me Fuji. It is shorter.

[ they continue to look downwards. ]

[spectrespectacle]

It's nice to meet you, Fuji. I do hope we cross paths again.

[sorciervertere]

  I guess I should…leave now. Good luck on your…thing.

[spectrespectacle]

Wait- Actually, would you mind if we introduced ourselves to each other? It's quite a small town here, and better to be at least slightly familiar with another face. Why, it's your decision if you want to tell me your name, thought. Anyways, I'm Senta Eidolon.  (They reflexively hold out their hand for a handshake- but quickly retract it. "Right, not too fond of contact," they murmur to themselves.)

[sorciervertere]

  Good.

[spectrespectacle]

S-splendid. (Senta isn't quite sure what to say to fill out the silence, an so they don't.)

[sorciervertere]

  I’d have to say…both reasons, really.

I have multiple suits, but they’re expensive to clean.

…And being touched without permission is very…gross.

[spectrespectacle]

Right. Understandable. I'll keep that in mind. 

[spectrespectacle]

Well, why don’t you take them off, then? 

[sucree-blog]

…

Ma mére me dit que je dois rentrer à la maison en ce moment immédiatement!

[sucree-blog]

  I can’t cut my own ‘air!  I might accidentally cut my wings!  I-I mean, my.. my fake wings, but…

[spectrespectacle]

Well, why don't you take them off, then? 

[sucree-blog]

  Do you really zink zat someone would come to mon maison quand ze weazer is like zis?   Well, not really ze weazer, but… you know?

[spectrespectacle]

True. I suppose you'll have to resort to cutting your own hair, then. As for your flowers, mabe you could surround them with large pots of water to fend off the fire creatures? I can't guarantee anything,but it might be worth a try.

[sorciervertere]

  Good.

You don’t seem as foolish as you could have been.

…I respect that.

[spectrespectacle]

I'm honored that I've made a slightly less unappealing impression than I had before, haha. Minor change of topic- do you value the suit you're wearing greatly in particular, or is it a matter of disliking of sudden physical contact?

[sucree-blog]

[wishmkr]

i just ate a frozen green bean on accident

[spectrespectacle]

is this the result of 80 notes

[wishmkr]

if this post gets 800 notes ill tell you what im going to do

[sucree-blog]

I’ve been meaning to get an ‘aircut for a while, but.. zese monsters of fire are getting in ze way, and not only zat, zey are burning down all of my flowers…  

[spectrespectacle]

A possible solution might be to ask the hairdresser to cut your hair at your house, maybe? As for your flowers- hm- I can't seem to think of any solutions at the moment...

[sorciervertere]

  It was. Never do it again.

But, if it helps you, go and do your….foolish nonsense. But if it makes things worse, you are the one to blame. Not me.

[spectrespectacle]

I acknowledge that, and I will take full responsibility is something results from my actions. I don't plan on pushing off responsibility off to someone else. (They laugh to themselves.)