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death-420

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin

nukaposting

siderealscion

orbsdotorg

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

yunisverse

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

biglawbear

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

gemstonechronologist

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

the-big-mood

Manage your very own video store in the early 90s! Rent, sell, decorate and expand your business from the ground up and relive the golden ag

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ruinedchildhood

pukicho

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

leaf-de-man

for sure the balls

pukicho

Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.

pukicho

It said balls

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herpsandbirds

The worlds most popular woodcock.

what-even-is-thiss

The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.

what-even-is-thiss

If Edward Cullen was a man who was obsessed with the small intricacies of the forests of Washington state and enjoyed foraging and taking pictures of snails he would actually be the most unique and interesting vampire character in modern literature but instead he’s an overprotective bitch whose main personality trait is that he hates himself.

what-even-is-thiss

Bella would also be way more interesting if she was watching this guy swerve the car over to the side of the road to take a picture of some cool moss and chewing on poisonous herbs like gum because his vampirism makes him immune and going “oh I can’t not fuck him”