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amagnolia-inmay:

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Why hello there, sugar. Ya miss me?

Always.

school-ofhardknocks:

Right??? My favorite part about pineapples is the spikes on their outer coating like this is a PUNK! ASS! FRUIT! It’s like “Don’t mess with me, bitch, I’ll mess with you!”

Exactly! I mean, I’ve never thought about it like that, but I like it.

school-ofhardknocks:

Gotta love those pineapples ey?

Pineapples are great.

fuckyeahdelevingne

speedilydecaffeinatedmilkshake

school-ofhardknocks:

Title– “Yes, Mother, It May Or May Not Be A Wig”

I was going to reblog this with a funny face but I’m not good at funny faces. So I’ll just reblog for the pineapple shirt.

#photo

school-ofhardknocks-blog

Who is this Tod? You sure he’s not actually your girlfriend because you’ve mentioned him 2 times in 4 seconds.

Also, it’s not as embarrassing as you think. I used to skirt around it but like, after a lil bit, saying somethin cute like oh are you flirting with me ahahah can quickly lead to any straight girls letting you know what’s up.

speedilydecaffeinatedmilkshake

He’s my best friend and we basically spend all our time together so I’m sure I do talk about him an annoying amount. You should meet him, though. He’s pretty cool most of the time when he isn’t being an asshole.

school-ofhardknocks-blog

Yeah, actually. Usually they’re really butch. Got that masculine confience going for them. I like to think that i have the heart of a butch lesbian tbh.

speedilydecaffeinatedmilkshake

I’m glad I kind of dress like one because I’m way too shy to ever ask someone if they like girls. Tod always tells me I should but I never do.

school-ofhardknocks-blog

It’s the first of many signs. Not all those who wear beanies are lesbians, but all lesbians do wear beanies, you see. The best way is just to shout at them like HEY YOU LIKE GIRLS i do that across parking lots sometimes, but then the girl is like whoa why are you catcalling me and then I realize, shit, I just objectified the shit out of that poor lady and contributed to the patriarchy and therefore my competitors. So then I’m back to square one.

speedilydecaffeinatedmilkshake

Do you ever get one that yells back that they do like girls?

school-ofhardknocks-blog

A really really fair point. Me, it’s just part of my look. I’m trying to send a signal out to the other lesbians of the world: HEY. I’M A LESBIAN.

Also, I’m an aspiring punk princess and beanies come with the territory.

speedilydecaffeinatedmilkshake

Is that what beanies say? I guess I need a couple more beanies, then.

school-ofhardknocks-blog

Hey when you’ve achieved perfection, why change it, right? I’m a big proprietor of snaps and beanies myself.

speedilydecaffeinatedmilkshake

I have a lot of beanies too. My friend Tod says it’s a tropical island and I don’t need them, but he obviously doesn’t not understand the struggle of bed hair.