Running From Emotions Faster Than Light

icon by @veganscottsummers. The total package: hot, fun, and full of problems ;)

[valtsv]

me, a person with an iron deficiency: heh try and get me now magneto

magneto: *hurls a lamppost through my chest, killing me instantly*

[nepofledgling]

Mutant children: how come the professor lets you be here even though you’re magneto?

Magneto, having his morning cup of coffee at Xavier’s school after he and Charles made up for the 14th time:

[charactermodel]

(via Magneto (Character) - Comic Vine)

[amerileste-cressderqueen]

David: The worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands.

Tommy: Got it!

Tommy: We’re gonna have to take matters into our own hands.

[amerileste-cressderqueen]

“I’ve been huffing paint with homeless guys behind the Ambica Foods just to feel alive. I’ve got nothing to lose.”

— Tommy Shepherd, probably (via incorrectmarvel)

[championsofmyheart]

it was fun while it lasted

[incorrectyoungavengersquotes]

Billy: You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. Tommy won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. He’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before he attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and G-d is my twin brother with a pillow

[eternalgirlscout]

do you ever think about how tommy shepherd isn’t even technically a speedster. his power is basically the same as billy’s in that he warps reality but he just uses the ability to manipulate time and space to… go really fast. king.

[rodrickheffeley]

i dunno who made this. but ive been laughing for a solid 5 mins. pls lemme know who did the god's work.

[speedofmeme]

Nasty, great grandpa 😷😷

[glintglimmergleam]

חג חנוכה שמח

a freilichen chanukah

hanukka alegre

هانوكا سعيد

 حَنوکا مبارک

frohes chanukka

joyeux hanouka

buon chanukkà

bon hanukkà

feliz janucá

vrolijk chanoeka

mutlu hanuka

с счастливой Хануки

срећна Ханука  

Χαρούμενο Χανουκά

修殿節 快樂

हनुका मुबारक हो

happy hanukkah

however you say or spell it, tumblr, may yours be filled with joy and light

[awardwinningbread]

Here it is in ASL aswell!

[glintglimmergleam]

i love it! shaping the 8 branches of the menorah!

[gayshadowhunters1119]

Where is Tommy?! I said, WHERE IS TOMMY?!?!?!

[speedofmeme]

I don't wanna be in their dumbass show anyway :/

[stillnotfromcanada]

I know nothing of this Tommy Speed character but he looks like he’d eat a package of raw ramen noodles as opposed to waiting for the water to boil and the 3 minute cook time

[movedto-lavelllan]

tommy shepherd + the symptoms of post traumatic stress disorder

[blackarachnya]

anyway that was a waste of my goddamn time now back to speedrunning 

[blackarachnya]

[speedofmeme]

@ladyhawkmemeguy @davidallmeme @wiccanmeme hey nerds we ARE going trick or treating right??? Free candy, bitches!!!!!!!!

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

of course! even if you’ll probably hit like 12 times more houses than us, cheater.

someone get @amemerica-chavez @prince-of-space-memes and @lokid--child-of-memes

[lokid--child-of-memes]

Yes! Candy!

@thor-the-asgardian-meme is part of my costume, so he's coming too. Right?

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

Right, brother!

[umbrella-memecadamey-number5]

Mind if I come along?  I decided to dress as @the-last-of-the-meme-lords​

I was considering going as a weeping angel, but that might have been in poor taste....and maybe scare the hell out of anyone

[speedofmeme]

Ok random child

[speedofmeme]

@ladyhawkmemeguy @davidallmeme @wiccanmeme hey nerds we ARE going trick or treating right??? Free candy, bitches!!!!!!!!

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

of course! even if you’ll probably hit like 12 times more houses than us, cheater.

someone get @amemerica-chavez @prince-of-space-memes and @lokid--child-of-memes

[speedofmeme]

FUCK yes are we all gonna be Addams?!?!

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

[speedofmeme]

My DAUGHTER