SPEEDY PUNK.

independent canon divergent PIETRO MAXIMOFF of mcu. movie based. loved by kyran.

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*watching age of ultron*

pietro: on screen me: opens my mouth eli and em, loudly: kyran shut the fuck up he’s hot we know shut up

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redwtch  .

the click of the door opening jolted her upright. no sooner did she turn did she find him standing in front of her, enveloped tightly in his familiar embrace. softly she sighed in contentment. a heart swelling moment for her, after all of the pain they were standing side by side again. family. the only thing she had left in this world was him. nothing would take that away from her again.

her chest collapsed at his question, softly nodding her head a silently yes. she couldn’t lie to him – not like this. with the fresh and final injections still racing through her like fire she couldn’t pull the energy to speak of it. he’d know she was lying – he always knew.

 “ are you free ? “ she whispered. her words were only for him, his for her, their world. her hand rested on his for a moment while her heart raced. she felt frail in his arms, and her head turned to look at the hydra agents nearby watching them. 

          HE  STARES  AT  HER ,  blue  eyes  all - consuming .   he  holds  her  tightly ,  lips  pressed  tightly  together ,  before  he  nods .   he  knows  that  the  hurting  was  necessary ,  he  understands  that  the  violence  is  needed ,  and  he  must  agree  with  that .   this  is  what  they  signed  up  for  when  they  asked  for  volunteers  to  take  down  the  avengers .   the  scepters  burn  still  paralyses  his  lungs  on  occasion .   pietro  takes  a  deep  breath  in  at  her  question ,  before  he  nods  solemnly .   ‘   for  now ,  yes .   they  will contact  us  when  they  need  us  to  fulfill  our  roles .   ’   he  states  quietly .   he  hugs  her  tightly ,  his  sister -  this  darling  girl  who  felt  so  frail  beneath  his  limbs ,  he  wanted  to -  he  had  promised  to  keep  her  safe .   ‘   we  are  free ,  wanda .   ’

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chaermant  .

  SHE  HAS  NO  WAY  TO  COMMUNICATE  ,  NO  ARMOUR  ,  NO  WEAPONS  --    and  yet  she  seethes  .  in  her  stomach  sits  the  cosmic  pull  :  every  memory  ,  every  action  ,  every  feat  writhes  in  her  ribs  ,  waiting  for  her  selection  .  he  tells  her  no  sacrifices  ,  and  she  only  hears  the  hammering  of  her  own  heartbeat  .  as  pietro  listens  ,  alice  slips  her  silk  hair  ribbon  into  his  pocket  .     ❛     i  will  go  quickly  .  they  will  not  bench  me  .  if  stark  says  we  search  ,  we  search  .     ❜     she’s  slower  than  him  ,  but  that’s  not  a  surprise  .

          HE  SLOWS ,  ONLY  FOR  HER ,  their  heroes  two - step  is  danced  as  pietro  ascends  the  stairs  with  a  precise  delicacy -   they  are  surrounded  by  danger ,  he  has  people  to  keep  safe ,  and  he  has  alice  to  keep  safe ,  even  if  he  tries  to  convince  himself  she  doesn’t  need  that .   he  follows  the  instructions  to  get  to  the  fourth  floor ,  keeping  an  eye  on  the  fight  through  the  dusty  windows ,  calling  out  to  the  family  crowded  at  the  end  of  the  hall ,  ‘   THIS  WAY ,  we  keep  you  safe ,  i  am  pietro,  yes ?   and  this  is  alice .   come  this  way .   ’   as  he  gestures  to  alice  to  take  the  lead ,  the  building  vibrates  with  the  sound  of  a  collision ,  joints  groaning  under  the  hit ,  pietro  swears ,   ‘   we  have  to  move ,  quickly .   ’   he  snaps ,  ‘   alice ,  try  to  remember  moves  that  can  land  us  safely ,  the  ground  isn’t -  SHUT  UP ,  OLD  MAN   !   ’   pulling  the  communication  device  from  his  ear ,  he  takes  a  steadying  breath ,  trying  to  maintain  his  cool .   ‘  i  can’t  run  as  fast  as  usual ,  the  ground  will collapse ,  we  must  get  them  out  some  other  way -  do  you  know  anything ?   ’

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nctironfist  .

                    [ culprit: found ]          how he’d ruled wanda outta the list of suspects, he didn’t have a clue. it was so DAMNED obvious, and of course she’d let her brother know [ TRAITOR ] his morning mood aside, it wasn’t like he had a problem with pietro [ for all intents and purposes he actually LIKED the kid ] but despite what the old adage said: MISERY — at least his kind — didn’t like company, and it was hard to wallow with an audience [ especially a conversational one ] he’d learnt that the hard way with kate.          he dragged a hand across his face, his fingers drawing over his closed eyes and the bridge of his nose, before he let out a breath of SURRENDER [ a slight huff ] his shoulders sloping inwards as the hand appeared in his line of sight, and the corner of his lips lifted, driven downward as he forced them into a firm line, and knocked pietro’s hand aside, lightly.                     ❝ yea’, yea’. ❞

         ❝ i’d be a little more convinced if you brought coffee. ❞

          PIETRO  GRINS  WIDELY ,  watches  with  glee  as  clint  figures  it  out  for  himself .   ‘   your  age  is  getting  to  you ,  you  think  so  slowly .   ’  he  teases ,  crinkles  forming  around  his  eyes  as  his  smile  stretches .   he  places  his  hand  back  in  his  pocket  when  it’s  batted  aside ,  and  sticks  out  his  tongue .   ‘   i  could  get  you  coffee ,  but  technically ,  i  am  not  supposed  to  use  my  powers  until  i  am  fully  healed .   unless you  really  want  coffee ,  then  maybe  i  will  consider  getting  you  coffee ,  mm  ?   ’   he  really ,  truly ,  did  want  company ,  and  while  clint  wasn’t  the  most  ideal  sort  of  company ,  with  his  grumpy  old - man  self ,  pietro  figured  he’d  be  the  most  entertaining  to  tease  while  he  healed  from  his  injuries  on  sokovia .   he  tilts  his  head  like  a  puppy ,  lips  pursed .   ‘  or  you  could  come  with  me  to  get  coffee .   and  stop  being  so  lazy .   ’

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‘ i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself. ’

     IF  I  KEEP  MY  BODY  MOVING  ...

          HE  SMILES  CHEEKILY ,  raising  his  eyebrow  as  he  lifts  a  hand  to  touch  his  forehead ,  before  lowering  it  to  natasha’s  height .   ‘   does  that  mean  i   am  big  enough  to  do  that  too ?   you  are  small ,  it  would  be  simple .   ’

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redwtch  .   ///   MY  OTHER  HALF  .

anxiously she waited in the hall for him. it wasn’t until this moment that the thought of kicking her while she was down was even an option. they’d promised her he signed the papers, too. the contract – their mission. thin fingers scrape through her hair while the clock’s insanity tick echoed in the chaos of her head. he’ll be here        she had to remind herself. repeatedly. it wasn’t a trick. he’d hear of her release and sign the papers.                                     they’re going to release him, too.                                                                          any minute now. 

          HIS  ANGER  IS  ALL - CONSUMING ,  he  had  finally  gained  the  strength  that  was  necessary  in  leading  the  downfall  of  the  avengers .   pietro  feels  a  twist  in  his  stomach  that  he  can  only  call  a  mix  of  pride  and  worry  about  his  twin  sister .   they  claim  to  be  taking  him  to  see  her ,  holding  his  arms  so  he  didn’t  flash  away .   pietro’s  chest  heaves  as  he  is  pushed  through  the  double  doors ,  and  the  flash  of  scarlet  is  recognisable  as  anything .   he’s  let  go ,  and  barrels  toward  his  sister ,  muffling  a  groan  of  pain  in  her  shoulder  as  he  hugs  her  tightly ,  pulling  away  only  a  minute  later  to  take  hold  of  her  face ,  kissing  her  forehead ,  before  speaking  to  her  quietly .   ‘   they  did  not  hurt  you ?   you  are  safe  now ,  yes  ?  ’

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  @spidrlng  .   ///   SLEEPOVER  !

          HE  BOUNCES  ON  PETER’S  BED  LIKE  A  CHILD ,  grinning  cheekily .   ‘  i  do  not  think  she  believed  i  am  seventeen ,  do  you ?   she  will  have  to  see  my  birth ...  whatever .   birth  card .   ’

[littlelovelymemes]

✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones… betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’

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pietro does love to zoom, very much ! but it wears him out as well. it’s true he’s got increased thermal homeostasis and improved metabolism, but he can still wear himself out, especially if he over exerts himself or he uses his power while he’s injured. he does last for extended amounts of time, but sometimes he can even be sick or need to take a break- like he does in aou when he goes just a little bit too hard on himself.

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i’m going to sleep for a bit, but like this for a starter <3

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good maximoff sibs content:

-lying in bed together and watching a movie, giving commentary and fighting over how it’ll end -having arguments and horrible comebacks with each other -one going away for a few days and coming back to this really long warm hug -needing a nap and lying on the other’s lap -being each others hype man for fancy events when they dress up

[sootsouls-a-deactivated20181209]

Smile Sentence Starters

“Smile for me.”

“I can’t smile.”

“Do I look like someone who smiles?”

“Wipe that stupid grin off your face.”

“You have a pretty smile.”

“I hope you will keep smiling. Always.”

“I’m not smiling. It must be your imagination.”

“Smiling won’t make anything better.”

“My problems won’t go away just because my lips are turned up!”

“I don’t like the looks of that smile… ”

“That isn’t a smile, it’s a smirk. And I don’t trust it.”

“What is that smile for?”

“You look like you’re about to cry, so why are you smiling?”

“Your smile makes me sick.”

“Stop smiling at me like that!”

“Don’t think I can’t see right through that smile.”

“You may be smiling, but I’m not stupid. I can see the sadness in your eyes.”

“Smiling can’t fix everything.”

“How can you smile at a time like this?!”

“That smile is so unsettling.”

“You’re going to creep everyone out if you smile at them like that.”

“Isn’t there something unnatural about the way they smile? Doesn’t it freak you out?”

“Come on. Just a small smile. For me?”

“You look good with a smile.”

“Grin any bigger and your face might split.”

“Are you sure you aren’t a cheshire cat?”

“Anyone can smile, even you.”

“A smile will do you some good.”

“Smile with me. I promise you’ll feel better.”

“Don’t take everything so seriously. One smile can work miracles.”

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chaermant  .   ///   DARLING ,  MY  LOVE  .

        SHE  RESISTS  .     it’s  not  often  she  is  difficult  with  him  ,   though  ,  god  knows  he  has  faced  her  frustration  before  ,  but  this  is  too  much  .  pulling  the  ribbon  from  her  hair  and  pressing  it  against  his  chest  in  her  plea  ,  the  ballet  dancer  paints  some  kind  of  tragedy  against  the  backdrop  ,  en  pointe  and  strong  .  she  will  not  be  moved  .     ❛     i  will  ‘elp  .  you  should  let  me  ‘elp  .  it  is  not  fair  .     ❜     maybe  she  sounds  petulant  ,  but  that’s  how  she  feels  –  childish  ,  small  ,  overlooked  .     ❛     they  leave  me  in  class  ,  and  for  what  ?  you  show  me  .  i  will  fight  .     ❜    

          HE  KNOWS  THE  HERO’S  BLOOD  FLOWS  THROUGH  HER  VEINS ,  JUST  LIKE  HIS .  it  would  be  unfair  to  send  her  away ,  but  at  the  same  time ,  pietro  worries .  ‘  you  cannot  risk  anything  for  me ,  only  for  the  people .   you  understand  that ,  alice ?   they  are  nearly  finished  fighting ,  but  we  must  get  these  people  away  from  it -  quickly ,  over  there  !   ’   almost  as  quickly  as  he  had  started  talking ,  pietro  grabs  alice  by  the  arm ,  flashing  them  both  towards  an  alley  as  the  ground  they  once  stood  turns  to  rubble .   he  leans  heavily  on  the  wall ,  out  of  breath  and  drenched  in  sweat ,  one  hand  still  placed  on  his  shoulder .   if  he  had  anything  left  in  his  stomach ,  he  could  guarantee  it  wouldn’t  have  been  there  much  longer .   ‘  we  search  the  buildings ,  quickly .  ’   he  places  one  hand  over  his  ear .  ‘  stark  says  this  one  is  not  clear . ’

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look at how pietro’s arm is twitching in this gifset- this is after he survives the tests and gets his powers, his body is twitching all over and trying to get used to how fast the blood is going through his body, how fast his heart is going, how fast his brain is working, and all these things are meshing together and causing a heavy physical effect on his body that’s only worsened by the fact that he’s in a tiny room, trying to cope with this painful transformation, unable to stop himself from suddenly flashing back and forth and hitting off of walls and such.

[fightersuggestion]

if i die, i die on my own terms

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spaceraised  .   ///   LITTLE  SISTER  .

                  HER EYES CLOSE.  it’s as if there’s no safer place in the whole galaxy than his arms. nothing bad could happen to her now.  ❛  i dunno … all of it.  ❜

          HE  WALKS  SLOWLY ,  for  once  he  knows  speed  won’t  help .   pietro  kisses  the  top  of  jami’s  head ,  smiling  quietly .   ‘  i  do  not  understand ,  jam .  ’

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spaceraised  .   ///   LITTLE  SISTER  .

                  SHE DOESN’T FIGHT IT.  instead allows him to pick her up and nuzzles against him, too sleepy to do anything else.  ❛  i don’t need sleep. sleep is for babies.  ❜  it’s said as she yawns and rubs her eyes.  ❛  i already realised … but you didn’t.  ❜

          HE  CRADLES  HER  with  all  the  delicacy  he  can  muster -  feels  the  small  bones  beneath  her  clothes .   pietro  is  holding  something  priceless ,  and  he  knows  it .   ‘   what  didn’t  i  realise ,  eh ?  ’