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[speedylightyouth]

Sometimes I wish I could erase all of mine with a smoke bomb

[totally-bruce-rc9gn-quotes]

Mort: where’s Howard?

Randy: he’s small. He’s probably under something

[totally-bruce-rc9gn-quotes]

Ninja, during ‘Ninja day’: Hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world.

[totally-bruce-rc9gn-quotes]

Evil Juilan: Whatcha doing?

Nomi-Randy: offering moral support

Evil Juilan: you have morals?

Nomi-Randy: no but I support those that do

[totally-bruce-rc9gn-quotes]

Nomicon: you know, not every problem can be solved with a sword

Ninja: that’s why I carry two swords

[totally-bruce-rc9gn-quotes]

The Sorcerer: you make 10 meals, you’re not a cook

The Sorcerer: you make 10 paintings, you’re not an artist

The Sorcerer: but you kill ONE person-

[plushiecherry]

ok i just remembered whenever i see ‘hannibal’ or ’mc(whatever)’ i go straight to randy cunningham a 9th grade ninja’s bad guy. i mean im not complaining but…

look at him. he looks like he has no idea who makes sliced bread. and WHY DOES THE BRAIN HAVE EYES??!

[vancyschmancy]

Wonder if (aside from the initial teachings from the norisu nine’s knowledge) that every lesson in the nomicon is the ultimate lesson of a ninja (maybe that’s where the name comes from. the nomicon not only pulls their memories but the deepest wisdom they came to learn themselves by the end of their 4 years.) it would make sense since Randy always refers to it as “800 years worth of wisdom” implying that’s it’s a culmination, not just the norisu’s collection, and 200+ ninjas supplying 200+ lessons, plus the knowledge the norisus initially wrote in when they created the nomicon, sounds like a good amount of knowledge for more than 4 years to me. (Then maybe the first century or two of ninjas didn’t have as much to work with, so the nomicon and ninja-choosing business and all is a kinda trial by error/tried and true kinda method.) Plus its canon that the whole ultimate lesson’s point is the nomicon extracting the memories of their experiences so the wisdom can be passed on, so that knowledge has to be something in the nomicon that randys been getting.

Maybe the only times a ninja will ever hear the nomicons voice is the final day of graduation when they step into the ultimate lesson. Just this endless black emptiness and a floating samurai mask (as seen in enter the nomicon), and as they’re anticipating the mindwipe, to their surprise is a voice; what sounds like is usually powerful and booming, now prompting and almost solemnly soft, asks its now older and wiser student, “what is your ultimate lesson, ninja?” A life lesson that they learned on their own that might’ve impacted them the deepest, is most personal to their growth, or what they believe is the most important to fulfill as the ninja. and maybe the nomcion rewrites it a bit into its nomicony speech or maybe even that ninja purposely phrases their biggest lesson in the nomicon’s style as a sorta final act of gratitude or even affection towards the book itself. in any case I wonder what Randy’s ultimate lesson would end up being.

And I just love the idea overall bc it makes the nomicon feel so much more personal that it holds a little bit of each ninja forever, that whenever the nomicon introduced Randy to its lesson of the day, it revealed what little represented the life and service, the deepest emotional wisdom of a past student. It was a lesson that they grew to learn, all on their own. And this small part of the nomicon is so proud that they did it all by themselves that for 800 years it shows their student’s lesson at least once to every new ninja, so that they can carry the wisdom a past student worked so hard to make so long ago, for every year from then on. That unbeknownst to Randy, everyday the nomicon has been handing him this little legacy of a hero with a heart and journey just like his.

[thesoundofmadness]

fuck I wish We had more info on the norisu nine other than there were nine of them and all of them were killed by the sorcerer except for first ninja I just came up with a new au but without actual context I’m forced to make up personalities entirely based on the colors of the rainbow

[askmeanjudge]

Part one here

[totally-bruce-rc9gn-quotes]

The Sorcerer: I brought you all here because I crave the deadliest game

Ninja, nodding: knife monopoly

The Sorcerer: ... I was actually planning to hunt you for sport but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

[thesoundofmadness]

imagine if the norisu nine didn’t die by the sorcerer and lived in the nomicon with first ninja and plop plop

the music ninja adopts each ninja immediately and always cries when they have to mind wipe. He also helps maintain the ninja suit

The eldest ninja helps with training and battle tips.he also was the one who created most of the weapons and ninja spells

being one of the youngest, first ninja is much more childish and often agrees with Randy on his bullshit justifications when he fucks up the nomicon’s advice

The fourth one tries to keep Randy out of the shadow warrior temple but usually fails

The youngest usually runs around with the nomi ninja clones and usually fights with everyone else, saying “just because you’re older than me doesn’t mean you can tell me what to do!”

don’t know about 5th or 6th ninja yet

[notnights]

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[thepeanutlord]

for some reason whenever I look at this image all I hear is something along the lines of pterodactyl screaming

[decaypenguin]

““Yeeps””

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~ The Ninja of Norrisville 

[vancyschmancy]

Do u think the nomicon is so damn proud that randy literally rewrote history and is responsible for the timeline where the first ninja was able to defeat the sorcerer or do u think nomicon sees it as one of the stupidest most disastrous close-calls randy or any ninja has and will ever make like “U ALMOST ERASED ME FROM EXISTENCE HOLY FUCK”

[littleveltyoung]

Hey I have a question

Randy says he’s allergic to cologne Cologne contains alcohol/essence and floral fragrance. Randy doesn’t allergic to flowers. Is he allergic to alcohol? I think no, otherwise he can not pack up his wounds that when had hurt after he disinfected it with alcohol? Moreover, the fragrance of cologne does not last. So what time do he and Howard spend in shaving the back hair of Howard’s father, then cleaning and dyeing?

What makes him allergic exactly?

What about Randy uses perfume? I infer he may use it or may not use it. I’m not sure about the frequency or probability of Randy uses cologne First, as a ninja, he uses smoke bombs, and smoke bomb is stinking like farts, after all. S. Ward Smith could tell Randy was the Ninja because he smelled like smoke bombs. While other students doesn’t notice his smell?? Remember what Howard said when he smelled smoke bombs in S1E1? Second, Randy likes to be clean, yet he can be irresolute or postponed because of his laziness and “ninja business”. There are many moments reflecting in thow, like S1E50, S2E2 (I’m lazy to list them

That’s all (?

2020.12.20 edited: Anonymous feedback