G'morning. Good Afternoon. Good Evening. G'night.

Things are too fast now, so I want to be in Slowtown.

[sabertoothwalrus]

my brother gave me this idea last night and my brain exploded, I'm so surprised this is not more of a Thing???

(Greg has a number because he stole the rock from Old Lady Daniel's garden and is a stealer)

[decaypenguin]

[mushramoo]

@jack-o-phantom’s Glamrock Bonnie design was just so cool I couldn’t help myself ^^;

[decaypenguin]

[ilovethecolorpink-deactivated20]

[arctica-99]

Chinstrap Penguin Resting

[decaypenguin]

Mood

[godbirdart]

[decaypenguin]

When mom catches you playing your Nintendo DS at 10pm on a school night.

[her7emeralds]

Why do do so many lego bois have ADHD

[milkybee]

Penguin sketch~

[omegaverse]

can’t stand this fucking freak

[true-king-of-monsters]

The most justified case of animal cruelty in anime.

[my-bullshit-is-free-range]

Which anime is this from? Kinda want to watch it now lol

[decaypenguin]

Legit tho. What is it from?

[tamamita]

Are YOU an isekai?

When you get killed, you resurrect as a Skitty

[reallycoolsoup]

Isn't that the plot of mystery dungeon?

[decaypenguin]

That's literally Pokèmon Mystery Dungeon.

I got Pokèmon Mystery Dungeons Rescue Team DX for the switch and my partner is a Skitty I named Charlotte.

Charlotte is very chaotic.

[madderhatter]

[goblincrystals]

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

[madderhatter]

he did

[troyesivan]

happy for him

[rissi18]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

[thebusylilbird]

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Cleansing your dash… now!

[kneelbeforeclefairy]

@bestnoncannonship

[gehayi]

Their daughter, Tango (who likely would not have been born without her adoptive dads), fell in love with another female penguin at the Central Park Zoo, Tanuzi. As far as we know, Tango and Tanuzi have been together ever since.

[opal-serpent]

oh my god its been years since I saw this post

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[penguinfacts]

obligatory post

[bbcamerica]

Braving the cold together. 

[captainshadowshifter]

Using my talents(?) as an artist to create cool shit?

Nah.

Using them to create cursed shit?

Fuck yeah

[decaypenguin]

:)

[sofubis]

The Iron Giant - RIOBOT - 1/80 (Sentinel)

[kittipawsart]

[programmerhumour]

I Hope you all laugh at this as much as I did.

[shysideho]

Cincinnati zoo posted this on their instagram of their 2 month old baby blue penguins and I wanna cry look at their little bellies