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@speedypetey
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@majcrdamage has me watching scream and jackass, wish me luck.
𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒
𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄
“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”
“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”
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mun is the coolest loser i’ve ever known
SOFT ACTION PROMPTS
[ REQUEST ] sender walks into receiver’s room hoping to crawl in bed with them.
[ INVITE ] receiver walks into sender’s room hoping to crawl in bed with them.
[ SETTLE ] receiver sits in sender’s lap and proceeds to play with their hair.
[ ALLOW ] sender sits in receiver’s lap and proceeds to play with their hair.
[ REST ] sender places their head in receiver’s lap.
[ RELAX ] receiver places their head in sender’s lap.
[ EXPLORE ] sender sits in receiver’s lap and wanders their fingers across their face.
[ MAP ] receiver sits in sender’s lap and wanders their fingers across their face.
[ SIT ] sender straddles receiver while in bed and runs their fingers along their body while they talk.
[ LAY ] receiver straddles sender while in bed and runs their fingers along their body while they talks.
[ PERCH ] receiver sits on the counter while sender cooks.
[ WATCH ] sender sits on the counter while receiver cooks.
[ CARE ] receiver finds the sender has fallen asleep somewhere and places a blanket or jacket over them.
[ WARM ] sender finds the receiver has fallen asleep somewhere and places a blanket or jacket over them.
[ ESCORT ] receiver notices the sender is starting to get sleepy so they pick them up to carry them to bed.
[ CARRIED ] sender notices receiver is starting to get sleepy so they pick them up to carry them to bed.
[ COMFORT ] receiver sits sideways, cradled in sender’s lap.
[ HELD ] sender sits sideways, cradled in receiver’s lap.
[ MORNING ] receiver wakes before sender and lays on top of them.
[ RISE ] sender wakes before receiver and lays on top of them.
[ JOIN ] receiver is laying on the floor/ground for some reason and sender simply joins them.
[ SHARED ] sender is laying on the floor/ground for some reason and sender simply joins them.
[ SPLASH ] receiver purposefully runs out into the rain without an umbrella to enjoy the storm while sender watches.
[ OBSERVE ] sender purposefully runs out into the rain without an umbrella to enjoy the storm while receiver watches.
[ APPROACH ] receiver wakes to find sender is already out of bed so they come find them and sleepily embrace them, refusing to let go.
[ RESOLUTE ] sender wakes to find receiver is already out of bed so they come find them and sleepily embrace them, refusing to let go.
[ ROMANCE ] our muses kiss in the rain.
[ WALTZ ] our muses dance together in their living room.
[ WISH ] our muses stargaze.
[ SUMMER ] our muses relax on a beach.
[ WINTER ] our muses cuddle while watching a snow storm.
How would you describe the MUN of this blog?
(For example, if somebody asked you what the MUN of this blog was like, what would you say?)
STARTER CALL ??
really regretting petey’s fc rn i have the PERFECT face now s i g h.
majcrdamage:
admitting she was sad, or even disappointed at the outcome of the short-lived relationship would have been the CLEAREST sign of weakness, and while lux trusted petey with everything ( including her life, which had been proven on more than one occasion with him, ) she couldn’t bare the idea of receiving that stomach turning look of SYMPATHY and pity that would inevitably come along. it was so much easier to bottle it all up within. “nah, NAH, you know how it goes…” an undeniably proud grin masked any hurt she was trying her best to push away. “my taste in men is SHIT. and that’s just my thing. it’s quirky. and, anyway, should we talk about your choices in LOVERS ??”
petey KNEW lux was lying. the LIE was written on her face in a disgusting FARCE of ‘fine.’ but it wasn’t his job to point it out. he had to wait until she was ready, then he could be there for her. ‘you know how it goes.’ boy, DID HE. it seemed like he was always finding THE WRONG girl-- or guy-- but he didn’t talk about that last one. the only person who knew about THAT was dead now... not that he killed him or anything. he shook his head to regain focus when she brought up his choice in lovers. “i like ‘em crazy. at least i own that.” if a woman didn’t threaten to set his car on fire at least once, he didn’t want her. if she didn’t BITE HIM way too hard for foreplay, he didn’t want her. crazy chicks were his thing...
but lux was supposed to be better than him...
“i’d like to see you with a normal guy.”
“Blood makes you related but loyalty makes you family.”
“i’m not mad at you, i’m just disappointed.”
@fkinmcntal
"aw, man! not the disappointment. what am i gonna do now?" petey FAKED a dramatic frown and shook his head. "this is going to ruin my career if my producer is DISAPPOINTED in me because i don't wanna do some dumb shit stunt. sorry not sorry, beavis."
“i think i’m a little concussed.”
@majcrdamage
he was about to say a MAJOR slur for people like them, he knew that. but petey was SO WORRIED about lux. something about the way she moved just seemed... wrong. and if she was admitting to being A LITTLE concussed, it was probably worse than that. "do you... need a doctor, kid?"
JACKASS: THE MOVIE 2002
trigger warnings for cursing, suic.ide ideation, general nastiness && dangerous acts.
“we’re about to test my rocket skates.” “i’m about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.” “we’re going to warm ourselves up with some fireworks.” “i guess i don’t have any last words.” “i’m just going to kill myself once i lose my wiener.” “wait a minute, i already know my fortune! it’s partying!” “i think i’m a little concussed.” “i’m a complete fucking idiot.” “i’m not mad at you, i’m just disappointed.” “you know that hurt so much more.” “this isn’t gonna work!” “is this the worst you’ve ever had to go boom-boom?” “nah, man. i shit my pants at the fair.” “did you see the way i stopped the beanbag with my stomach? that’s instinct. you can’t teach that.” “i was lon chaney’s lover!” “whose dick do i gotta suck to get some explosions around here?” “i’m not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt.” “i’m surrounded by cacti, for fucks sake, IT’S CACTI!” “whatever it is, it hurts!” “you know you have to get up at five in the morning tonight.” “there is no such thing as failure, [name]!!” “[name]/you/they knocked my nuts in half!” “i’m sorry…i got bursitis.” “i could for sure go for a miller high life.” “you little bastard!” “will you push me to the top? i wanna do it again.”
‘ braver and more brazen
— and more UNHINGED. ’
promo by @majcrdamage
majcrdamage:
˗ˏˋ @speedypetey ♡‘d.
“for the love of GOD and ALL that is HOLY…” eyes rolled dramatically, childish sigh falling past chapped lips. hands landed in her lap with a SMACK as she laid her head back onto the couch. EXASPERATED was an understatement. “i really am fine, petey. like, he’s NOT EVEN that big of a deal. i can find four more dudes JUST LIKE him within two miles of us.”
“i know you’re fine, LIL’ MAMA-- some little prick with a little prick isn’t enough to kill your vibes, but STILL.” petey hated seeing lux hurt. he could deal with a lot, but her being SAD killed him. or even being in a situation where most people WOULD BE sad, he supposed. lux was made of steel and cotton. a perfect juxtaposition of a person. she was soft, yet hardened to the world. just like her brother. “four more dudes just like him-- maybe find one BETTER, deluxe.”