crashing out so here's every breakup i've gone through. take this as a sign to not date men.
cocaine addicted ex: broke up with him the first time because he was continually choosing coke over me. was separated for two months (in that time i got SA'd which is kind of important to the story because i was manic after that) then he told me he was clean and we got back together. come to find out he was NOT clean and he started beating the fuck out of me. i caught him cheating on me with one of our homegirls and he threw a microwave at me and gave me a concussion.
fast forward 5 years and he has a baby with that girl and names her after me, just a different spelling of my name. now they're getting married and their first dance song is the song we used to request at parties so there's that. also she followed my wedding pinterest board
naked bartender situationship: he was the quarterback (lead american football position) for my highschool and his last name was real big in my hometown. everyone viewed him as a fuck boy who was a dick, but thought he was cool because he was conventionally attractive and good at sport! he used to cry in my arms after we fucked because he hated that everyone thought so little of him. never really officially broke things off, just stopped fucking. we stayed friends though and walked together at our graduation.
fast forward to now and he's apparently tik tok famous and posting half naked bartending videos with naked girls surrounding him, so he became everything he hated being thought to be.
jesus ex: we dated for almost a year and things were great. he lived literally 10 minutes away but i could count on one hand how many times we hung out. he was 18 and couldn't drive and i was too young to drive and so he had to ask his mom to take us places. he had really cool friends. we used to go on double dates with this girl and her bf. fast forward 3 years and we've all broken up, but him and i are still friends. a few months ago i find out he blocked me on everything, so i snoop. come to find out he's dating that girl and they make nun x jesus onlyfans content
gay ex: actual love of my life i think he was literally everything i could've asked for he was perfect. too perfect. he did lowkey love bomb me, i kinda did the same though, we technically were never dating, but he was calling me his wife and shit. he called himself my boyfriend and me his girlfriend through text, but when we broke up he said he never cared to define our relationship. and maybe we did have sex after he came out as gay, so what. HE INITIATED IT! anyways we stop being romatically involved despite the fact that i have literally never been so in love with someone in my life and then he tells me he met someone on hinge. we just fall out of contact and i think it's over. Then a few weeks later i recieve a FOUR PAGE front and back note IN THE MAIL of him telling me how he wishes i was a boy so he could be in love with me.
supervisor: after the gay ex i started lowkey sleeping with my (18f) supervisor (24m) we started off just friends, but then he ofund out i was living in my car so he let me crash on his couch. he lived with his cousin and his girlfriend, who both also worked with us. it didn't take long before supervisor and i ended up fuckin bc yeah why not i guess. we were never official, but he treated me like we were. he was lowkey RICH AS FUCK and bought me literally everything i could ever want. he paid my hospital bill when i was hospitalized last summer so i wasn't in debt. he had a boat, he had a house, he had two cats, he had weed, he could buy alc...he was just so cool. anyways i break things off with him when it's time for me to move to college, but we remain great friends. i stay working at that job, just on weekends. i get a bf and he's fine with it, he's accepting whatever, nothing changes. i come back for the summer (last summer), and still have the bf, but he's in a different state for 3 months. supervisor and i were hanging out a lot, but notthing weird hpapened. we were just. friends. i notice that he hadn't had another partner within the last year, but i don't say anything. i move back to college during the fall and i get so super busy and have to quiet that job through text. he ghosts me for three months. didn't text me happy birthday, doesn't say shit from november-february. then he texts me ON VALENTINES DAY telling me that he's still in love with me and he ghosted me because having to be friends not lovers was killing him. we talk though it and says he'll learn to live and eventually can be friends again. we just text for a while, then come this summer and we hang out a few times. i help him film some stuff. he tells me he has a new girlfriend which is great, i'm happy for hi. i'm happy he finally is moving on. then come saturday and i'm drunk on my friends floor, and apparently he had the same plans because i recieve THESE TEXTS:
anyways yeah men are EVIL and these are the top 5 worst breakups i've had.
