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rare vent art from a few months ago
I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!
This is the thing!
babe are you okay you rb'ed “you’re too loud” 15 times today
Squish Me Like A
XxX Warnings: Typical COD violence, Kidnapping, Mention Of Injuries (I.e: Burns, Bruises, Cuts, Blood), Slight Transphobia? The One Where: König can squish everyone like a… Pairing: König x Gender-fluid!Reader/Oc A/n: Bug is German but grew up in Austria. My German is very rusty, stopped learning it a few years ago so corrections are greatly appreciated. W/c: Only god knows, i think I got really carried away with this one xXx
“Spinne!” You cheered as you jumps into the tall Austrian’s arms.
“Schmetterling,” König smiles catching the you in his arms.
“You two know each other?” Price asked.
“We grew up together and enlisted together, König’s my best friend” You tell him. König smiles brightly from under his sniper hood as he sets you down.
“Schmetterling was my first friend in school” König tosses an arm around your shoulder playing with the dog tags that had a pink rubber border.
“I think Bug-a-Boo took it a bit too serious with the term scary dog privilege” Tick teased causing you and König to chuckle.
“What is the infamous 333 doing here?” König asked.
“We’ve been working with the 141 for a little over a month now, we teamed up for a mission a while back and they asked us to stay so we did” Athena said.
“Since 333 doesn’t have their own command base, other than Otto’s mansion, we don’t mind staying here” Missus said her arm wrapped around Kate’s waist.
“Wait you guys use Otto’s mansion as a command base?” Price asked.
“I live in a rural area in Ireland, my girl and I have our own little place off the grid,” Otto explained.
“It’s a perfect cover, no one can find it unless they directly come with us there” Hades said.
“Not to mention it’s a mansion, it’s amazing” You added excitedly making König chuckle and shake his head.
“Well while this has been a nice reunion, let’s go, we have a target to catch and not a lot of time to do it in before we loose sight of him” Kate said.
xxx
“König, Archer, Toad, and Otto, you four will be posted in these four locations. Bug you’ll go with Otto for support, Scarecrow goes with Toad, and Ozone with Archer. Horangi you’ll be covering König” Price says. The two KorTac members nodded while the others mentioned agreed.
“Athena I want you to lead Tick, Tangled and Gaz coming in from this direction, Hades you’ll be leading Pain, Panic and Soap from here. Ghost, Price and I will be coming from here” Missus explains causing everyone to look at Bang.
“Bang, there’s an entrance to some underground tunnels that lead right into this building, once we get close enough, do your thing and you’ll use this building to meet up with us on the surface before we go in and get our target” Price said causing Bang to smile. “Soap and Tangled are also demolitions experts as well so Hades and Athena use your best judgment”
“All the 333 members are demolitions experts, Price” Missus says.
“You’re all snipers and demo experts?” Gaz asked.
“Missus made sure all of us had experience in everything, none of us specialize in anything, unless you count fighting then Hades takes the cake on that one” You tell him.
“Bug is a professional tumbler” Pain teased earning her a pen thrown in her direction. König grabs your hand slightly smacking it for the act of violence making you stick his tongue out at him childishly.
Missus sighs heavily as she chuckles. “Otto obviously has a PHD so granted we’re all experts on field medical care but don’t be surprised when she’s the one performing surgery on you”
“That’s why the 333 are my favorites, not only is their Captain the best of the best but all the members specialize in everything, like that if there’s ever a moment that they need something done they can do it themselves” Kate says.
“Boo, I’m calling biased statements” Bang whines making the married couple scoff a laugh.
“Laswell supremacy, what are you gonna do” Missus chuckles holding up her wedding band. “Anyways, Ghost, Price, Bang, and I are gonna get the target, the rest of you will handle everything else, any questions?”
“Rendezvous?” You asked faking a French accent.
“Safe house, It’s a farm about 3 miles south of König’s building” Price said gesturing to the building König and Horangi were stationed at.
“Ex-fil should be there at 2300 hours, so you guys should have more than enough time to complete the mission” Kate says.
“We start heading out at 1700 so everyone get ready and we’ll meet at the gates, we’ll be dropped off at the safe house so we can leave our most important medical supplies there and get started” Price states. Everyone dispersed to their rooms and armory getting ready to go.
“Let’s go” You say happily dragging König to your room. He and Horangi still haven’t gotten the chance to unpack.
“I still need to stop by my room Schmetterling” König chuckles.
“I know but you can stay with me, I haven’t seen you in months Spinne, please” You took off your goggles giving König your best puppy dog eyes.
“Okay okay just please stop with those eyes Schmetterling” König chuckles.
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“What does Bug see in him?” Soap asked as he watched you hang out with König next to one of the Humvees.
“What do you mean, they grew up together obviously they’d be really attached” Hades said.
“Yeah but- I don’t know, there’s a reason we don’t work with KorTac often” Soap said.
“Bug doesn’t see König as a solider doing his job, she sees him as her childhood best friend” Hades shrugs.
“I guess that makes sense, I mean König isn’t that different from Ghost” Soap says as he looks over at Ghost who was playfully shoving Pain and Panic away from him.
“I’d say he’s more like Tangled” Hades points out at the girl currently holding Gaz in a chokehold. Gaz laughs grabbing her by her wrist letting himself out of her weak hold.
“How often do you guys work with KorTac?” Soap asked looking back over at you and König, seeing the large man was carrying you on his back while Horangi came over offering you a high-five.
“Not often, it’s mainly the 333 not having anything to do and KorTac inviting us if they need extra hands. Us witches aren’t a part of SpecGru or KorTac, we’re an individual company I guess” Hades shrugs. They chuckle softly to themselves as they watch you climb König like a monkey on a tree as you move yourself to König’s front.
“What are their pronouns for the day?” Soap asked.
“They don’t care, they’re using all of them today” Hades said. You had switched out your pink dog tag rubbers for black, the usual tell-tale sign of your pronouns and gender identification for the time being.
“Load up team!” Missus yells.
xxx
“I spy with my little eye, a bug” Otto says from her spot ontop of a building.
“Are you talking about me or the flies surrounding that dead possum?” You asked.
“I’m talking about the rat soldier walking towards you Bug-a-Boo” Otto says.
“Why do I have to take care of it Ock, you’re playing sniper for a reason” You hisses as you turn the corner of the building to see the body drop.
“You’re welcome Schmetterling” König’s voice could be heard through the comms.
“Mein Retter” You smiles softly to yourself feeling butterflies in your stomach. König smiles to himself from under his hood.
“How are you looking down there Bang?” Hades asked
“Just came back up for air, everyone should be dispersing like cockroaches soon” Bang said.
“Snipers move out, can’t risk your buildings collapsing when Bang blows this joint” Missus said. You waited for Otto at the bottom of the building. Once she came out the two of you moved out.
“When Bang blows their chargers the rest of ours are gonna go off by reaction” Hades said.
“That’s the plan” Price said. You and Otto made a run for the rendezvous point to avoid the blasts. A high pitched squeak though is what caught Otto’s attention and caused her to turn around.
“Bug?” She asked.
xxx
“Don’t set off the blasts!” Otto yells as she sweeps through each room. She had been retracing her steps, building to building to find you.
“What why!?” Bang asked.
“Bug got snatched and I can’t find him” Otto says.
“Snatched how?” Ghost asked.
“I don’t know, we were in the middle of the street I heard him squeak and when I turned around he was gone”
“Gaz we have a location device on them, can you find them?” Hades asked.
“If it’s not broken” Gaz said.
Otto turned the corner of a room about to attack a large figure but sighing in relief when she find König and Horangi.
“Any sight of him?” She asked.
Horangi holds up a mask with goggles and a helmet.
His New Master
xxx Warning(s): The One Where: Tyler finds out he's the Hyde and Reader does everything to help him Paring: Tyler Galpin x Clairvoyant Reader xxx
You sat at Weathervane with Wednesday waiting for Tyler to serve you your coffee. You smile kindly at him taking the cup from him your hand slightly grazing his. He doesn’t notice the way you inhale sharply as he sits down next to you after giving Wednesday her Quad. Wednesday watches your breathing pick up as you put your silk glove back on.
“So what are your plans for today?” Tyler asked. Tossing an arm over your shoulder.
“I’m supposed to have therapy in an hour but my therapist is dead” Wednesday says.
“Any leads on your little monster?” Tyler asked taking a sip from your coffee. Before Wednesday could answer a customer walked in. Tyler got up quickly attending to them.
“What did you see?” Wednesday leans forward interrogating you.
“I saw his mother, and it wasn’t pretty” You said.
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How does Hobie fit his hair under his mask- IRRELEVANT.
What you should be asking is how is his guitar not falling when they are literally upside-down
Answer: Hobie hates laws so much he's subconsciously able to break the Laws of Physics if it threatens his aesthetic.
His suspenders also do not move.
Animation error? Hammerspace? Nah I just hc he has Infinite Coolness as a legit ability. There's no other explanation he's just That Cool.
MC: *unholy screeching*
Lucifer: What in the name of Lord Diavolo made you feel the need to do that?
MC: The p0rn bots are back! And they are all over the place!
I, Roronoa Zoro, have a crush
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Characters: OPLA (One Piece Live Action) Roronoa Zoro x Straw-Hat-Crew-Member!gn!reader
Summary: Fluff headcanons of OPLA Zoro developing a crush on you + mini fluff scenarios
Warnings: Some OPLA spoilers ahead! Other than that, all fluff
Strawbetty’s notes: Dipping my toes into the One Piece fandom to say hello and give you my contribution to OPLA Zoro content :). Mackenyu as Zoro is fiiiiine. I finished the live action and I NEED MORE :’0. Currently watching the anime rn
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💚 Zoro didn’t like you at first when Luffy recruited you to be a part of the Straw Hats.
💚 Like how Zoro felt when he first met Luffy, Zoro found you overly optimistic and chatty—the complete opposite of himself.
💚 Zoro’s also someone who, despite being really perceptive, has a bad habit of making snap judgments against people he doesn’t know well and prefers to keep them at a distance, and he made the poor assumption that you probably never went through anything difficult in life since you seemed so happy all the time.
💚 Thus, he didn’t really go out of his way to talk to you or get to know you at first, unlike the rest of the crew, but you also didn’t mind too much. You’d greet him with a “good morning” every morning, but he’d only give you a nod.
💚 “Don’t mind him, he’s like that with all new crew members,” Nami reassured you.
💚 It wasn’t until a few days later when the entire crew was having dinner on deck under the stars—and you opened up about your life (the losses and hardships you’ve experienced despite being just a young adult)—that made Zoro change his mind about you.
💚 He surprised himself when he volunteered to help you wash the dishes after dinner, and surprised himself even more when he muttered, “Sorry.”
💚 “For what?” You raised a brow, water dripping from your fingers as you reached for a hand towel to dry your hands.
💚 “For not being so…friendly when you first joined,” Zoro’s eyes flickered up from the plates to your face.
💚 He couldn’t help but be taken aback when you gave him a smile—a smile so bright and kind it almost took his breath away. Sure, you smiled a lot at everyone, but this was the first time your smile was directed at just him up close.
💚 “It’s alright,” you chuckled, taking a plate he handed to you and placing it onto the drying rack. “I’m used to people assuming things about me.”
💚 “How do you do it?” Zoro crossed his arms, though his relaxed stance conveyed his sincere curiosity. “Smile all the time?”
💚 “Because smiling makes me happy,” you didn’t miss a beat. “And if I can do that for myself and my smile ends up making someone else happy, that’s good enough for me.”
💚 A half-smile quirked on Zoro’s lips at your words. You were a good person, and he was sorry he didn’t see that sooner.
💚 “See, you’re smiling now,” you teased, your smile growing.
💚 “Nope,” Zoro turned his attention to the utensils he had to wash, but his smile didn’t falter one bit.
💚 After that day, a friendship blossomed between you two. Some nights you’d find Zoro sharpening his blades, other nights he’d find you on deck gazing up at the stars while the others were asleep. Whatever the reasons that kept the two of you awake at night, they helped bring you two closer together.
💚 You and Zoro began your late night talks by sharing stories with each other about your childhoods and the people who helped shape your lives for the better. The two of you would even exchange banter and develop inside jokes.
💚 Zoro grew to feel safe in confiding with you about his innermost thoughts and feelings, and he made you feel safe in doing the same as well.
💚 As the months went by, Zoro would look forward to every opportunity he had to talk with you, whether that be during the day with the rest of the crew or at night with just the two of you.
💚 He had no doubt by now that he could call you someone he deeply cared for, especially when his heart would try to jump out of his chest whenever your hand accidentally brushed against his or when his heart squeezed like a towel being rung dry any time you got hurt during battle.
💚 But as someone who’s never thought about romance or had any experience with romantic relationships, Zoro didn’t really consider the possibility that he was falling for you.
💚 It didn’t take long for some of the crew members to see and realize that Zoro cared for you in a special way, though, especially as Zoro’s romantic feelings for you became more and more evident to the others through his actions.
💚 For example, Zoro would tell Sanji not once, not twice, but thrice that you didn’t like a specific ingredient in your meals because of allergies or whatnot, even though Sanji knew that already. One morning, Sanji caught Zoro making a horrible yet endearing attempt to make your favorite breakfast for you. With an amused smirk, Sanji offered to teach Zoro how to make your favorite breakfast (only after Zoro made Sanji swear to never tell anyone about it).
💚 Nami realized Zoro had feelings for you when she saw the way Zoro would protectively stand in front of you in the face of danger, or check on you if you sustained even a minor injury (even though everyone in the crew knew you could protect yourself). Nami didn’t bring it up since she didn’t think it was any of her business, but she’d have a small smile on her face whenever she saw Zoro perk up even just a tiny bit whenever you called his name.
💚 Usopp and Luffy didn’t really pick up on anything until Sanji let out an offhand comment in the kitchen about Zoro being “smitten” with you (luckily, you and Zoro were on deck practicing your combat skills with Nami).
💚 Of course, Sanji’s comment blew Usopp’s mind. Luffy, on the other hand, didn’t really listen and had his full attention on whatever dish Sanji was making for lunch.
💚 “Zoro’s got a cruuush,” Usopp sang that afternoon, slinging an arm around Zoro’s shoulders while Luffy came up next to them.
💚 Zoro turned his head to the side to check if you were nearby. Thankfully, you were nowhere in sight.
💚 “I don’t do crushes,” Zoro shrugged Usopp off at the same time Luffy asked, “Who’s got a crush?”
💚 “Listen, if you need love advice, I’m your guy,” Usopp insisted, trying to catch up to Zoro as he left Usopp and Luffy behind to go to his room. “I’ve had tons of relationships, trust me.”
💚 “Having barely one relationship doesn’t make you qualified to give me love advice,” Zoro replied coolly, referencing Kaya to Usopp, as he strode to his berth.
💚 “Ouch!” Usopp dramatically brought a hand to his heart. “My offer still stands though!”
💚 Zoro made his way into his room and shut the door behind him. He eased himself onto his hammock and his eyes flitted up to the wooden ceiling.
💚 The ocean waves beneath the ship were calm this afternoon, and the soft golden rays of sunlight shimmered onto his body through his room’s tiny circular window. Usually Zoro would take a nap by now, but he couldn’t help but wonder what stories you were going to share with him tonight or what corny jokes you were going to crack at dinner that would make him laugh despite himself.
💚 But most of all, he couldn’t wait to see you smile again. A smile began to stretch across his face as he pictured your smile—
💚 —“I don’t have a crush,” Zoro stated out loud defensively even though no one was there. He tried to will his lips into a straight line as he ran a hand through the cropped moss-green tufts of his hair and shut his eyes to take a nap.
💚 Instead, his eyes found themselves opening and next thing Zoro knew, he was already out the door.
💚 Zoro was thankful no one was with him at the moment, or they would’ve seen a grin on his face as he made his way to wherever you were in hopes of seeing your smile.
💚 I, Roronoa Zoro, have a crush.
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I’m in love with Solomon I’m ngl. So here is:
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Solomon loves you, but do you love him?
(Spoiler alert. You do <3)
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Solomon knew he wasn’t the most intresting person in the devildom. He knew it extremely well. It was ingrained into his brain the moment he got there. But that didn’t stop him for acting like he was. At least…around you he did.
You were seated at a large banquet table along with all of the angels, the demon brothers, Solomon, Diavolo and Barbatos. You were all adorned in your finest outfits, each with a twist of something that represented them. Despite such a fancy event, you actually felt like you fit in. Though it was hard for Solomon to say the same.
He had been trying to engage in conversation for nearly an hour. Always being shushed or talked over. Though he had many dirty looks from Barbatos when he did speak. You however could silence the table a sneeze. They would all turn to you and question you. Solomon wouldn’t say he was jealous of the attention you got. No no! After all you deserved it.
Solomon was used to reaching out for things he couldn’t have. Something just out of his grip. And you were one of them. You were constantly surrounded by the most incredible and interesting creatures, so why would he fool himself into thinking you ever be interested in him? He doesn’t. Sure he will have dreams about you, maybe running away together or something. But he knew that you’d never agree. You’d never leave behind the oh so mighty demon brothers. I mean how could you! They practically worship your every step. Isn’t that what everyone wants?
Solomon soon grew tired of being glared at and ignored. He left the table with an unheard “pardon me” and walked out to the balcony. It wasn’t chilly outside, but it wasn’t warm either. Kind of like him. He looked at the town lights down below, counting how many he saw go out to distract his mind. He looked up at the moons and sighed. He knew this would only be temporary. He should probably get going soon. No one even noticed he le-
“Solomon! I thought I saw you come out here!”
You smiled and ran over to him, tripping over your show but quickly catching yourself, he chuckled and walked over to check if you were alright. You nodded and yelled at him about laughing at you, to which he laughed some more. Which made you laugh, and soon the two of you were having a shared giggle fit.
Soon after you two calmed down, he really looked at you for the first time that night. You looked so beautiful done up. The way you styled your hair or the small wings of eyeliner he could see..you were truly breathtaking. Your outfit hugged your firm and made it nearly impossible to look away, however he forcefully peeled his eyes away from you.
“Hey..Solomon? I have a question..” you muttered, he looked up and cocked his head “what do you need?” You smiled and played with your fingers “…we didn’t get to dance tonight..and I really wanted to dance with you so…will you dance with me?” You smiled and held your hand out. Solomon felt the world around him disappear as he took your hand, the two of you danced together, moving in a fluid rhythm, the air around you two light and joyful as he spun you around.
As the song inside came to a close, you both bowed before looking at each other and giggling. You felt like teenagers together, sneaking off and running into the garden where you both sat in the fountain. You took down you hair and smiled at him “thank you Solomon…I..I haven’t had this much fun in awhile. At least, not at these things.”
A moment of comfortable silence rang between you two before he spoke up “say…are you…” he paused and shut himself back down. You looked at him curiously “am I what?” He shakes his head “it was a silly thought.” You grab his hand and look at him “i can tell something is bothering you. What’s wrong Solomon.” He stayed silent for a moment before looking at you “I think I’m in love with you.”
“Well it’s a damn good thing I feel the same.”
STOP 😭 My heart, Solomon deserves this kind of love 😭💕 this is so cute
(sincere question) when you see a tumblr post* you enjoy, what makes you hit like and not reblog?
it doesn’t fit my blog aesthetic
it’s not for the fandom/ship/character i primarily blog about
it’s nice but i’m just picky about what i want on my blog
i’m new to tumblr and don’t know why reblogging is important
i like with the intention to reblog later or put it in my queue
i don't want my followers to see that i reblogged it
i just lurk and never reblog things
other (put in the tags)
i wanted to make this poll because as a gifmaker, i'm perplexed at the way the like reblog ratio on this site has gone down significantly in the past few years and i'm really interested in getting some insight as to why that happened.
*just to clarify, this poll doesn't apply to mutuals' personal posts, tag games, or responses to asks you sent to people!! it's about creative posts like fics, gifs, art, fan videos, etc etc.
I mainly try to reblog stuff where I can tell the author put a lot of time and effort into their writing and I want them to get the recognition they deserve (coming from someone who takes weeks of writing for a simple one shot/imagine)
Outside of that, I reblog those little things that I appreciate and make my day brighter so I reblog them in hopes of making someone else’s day brighter
Mc stuck in a Car with the Side Characters
Mephistopheles:
you´re actually surprised he knows how to drive a Car and that he even wants to be the one driving
actually the most surprising thing is that neither of you killed each other or threw the other out of the Car
and that he choose actually decent music, as it turns out this will be a much nicer experience than you thought it would be and Mephisto actually had the same thought
and the worst Nightmare for both of you are about to be real
you´re going to befriend each other, actually this thought might cause one of you to jump out of the Car
and for some reason both of you jumped out of the Car at the same time
this just speed up the possible friendship
all in all a pretty decent experience also the Car surprised so neither of you were stranded
This was while i was driving on an access road. This was NOT anyone I know nor was it road rage. Some literally launched this at my car from
IM JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE FOR ALL THE RAPHAEL BABIES 😭 💀 😂
Miguel O'Hara x Reader
What if the Earth-1610 (Miles’s universe) version of Miguel’s wife was actually Miles’s AP Art teacher?
I recently watched Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse and I just... I understand why the internet has been losing their minds over Miguel O’Hara... I really do.
And! It got me thinking about how we really know nothing about Miguel’s wife/family - at least when it comes to his film counterpart. We get a few scenes of him with his daughter and not much else. We also have no knowledge of whether or not a version of his wife and daughter exist on Earth-1610 (Miles’s universe).
So it got me thinking of an idea for a Miguel O’Hara x Reader fanfic:
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Reader is the Earth-1610 version of Miguel’s late wife and also - dun dun DUNNNNNN - Miles’s AP Art teacher. She’s his favorite teacher and he’s her all time favorite student one of her best students. On Earth-1610 Miguel O’Hara and Gabriella don’t exist and Reader has recently gotten out of a long-term relationship after being cheated on. During his multiverse travels The Spot learns just how important Reader is to Miles and Miguel and kidnaps her as part of his revenge plot.
Imagine the chaos that would ensue once Reader finds out that a) Miles is Spiderman and b) her alternate reality husband tried to *very aggressively* stop Miles from saving his father's life.
Reader: *Holding onto Miguel for dear life as they try to outrun The Spot*
Reader: Miguel did WHAT?!
Miles: Right, Miss Y/l/n?
Miguel: Listen kid I already apologized for that.
Reader: *slaps Miguel on the shoulder*
Reader: What the hell is wrong with you? He’s just a teenager!
Miguel: Cariño, can we please discuss this at a later time?
Reader: …
Reader: What did you just call me?
Miguel: …
Miles: …Aren’t you his wife?
Miguel: *visibly sweating*
Reader: I’M HIS WIFE?!
This was really just a midnight thought and I'm hoping someone will expand upon the idea. If such a fanfic exists, I beg of you to tell me about it! If it doesn't... well I might just be forced to do it myself...
I’d aggressively read and re-read the fuck outta this fanfic
my kyle broflovskeys
✭ ✭ ✭ 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐍 ✭ ✭ ✭ ft. a lot of characters
summary. Y/n is very protective of his son (aka Spider Plush).
warning(s). He/Him pronouns, foul language, Hobie is a major bully
a/n. Y/n and Spider-Plush are the new Miguel and Lego Spider-Man
“He is a person! And you will treat him that way!”
The voice of Y/n welcomed the newly woken society. It was around 7 am, and a commotion had begun in Miguel’s office. As the sun lazily illuminated the sky, Miles groggily made his way towards Miguel's office, attempting to rub the sleep from his eyes. He couldn't fathom why there was such a commotion at this early hour. "Why is there so much yelling? It's 7 in the morning...!" he groaned, his voice laced with exhaustion. Miles walked through the door, greeting Gwen and Peter B. who were watching the scene amused. Miles looked to see Y/n in a heated debate with both Miguel and Hobie, although it was mostly Hobie, Miguel was sitting down, trying to sooth an incoming migraine.
Pavitr stood at Y/n’s side, cradling a….Spider-Man…plushie? “What is going on here..” Miles who was now wide awake stared at the situation, looking at Gwen for answers. Gwen responded with a chuckle “Get this…their arguing because Hobie skipped Spider-Plush in line for breakfast.” Gwen managed to say between fits of laughter. Miles gave Gwen a look “So, he doesn’t believe in consistency and he doesn’t believe in manners?” Miles watched Y/n, who looked like he was on the brink of committing murder, due to Hobie’s nonchalant face. Peter chimed in, catching a swinging Mayday “I don’t think he did it to be rude. Maybe because he likes getting on Y/n’s nerves,”
Jess who just walked in looked at Peter, “This early morning air finally gave you a brain?” She walked towards Miguel, handing him water and probably a headache pill. Miguel thanked Jess, looking up at the continuing argument. “Yeah..and how did Pavitr get into all this?” Miles questioned, Gwen laughed, for what seemed to be the 4th time “That’s even funnier! He’s trying to take Hobie to court,” Miles smiled, seeing the obvious amusement in the situation “Yeah, somehow he’s got a diploma in that stuff.” Jess chimed in from the computer.
“That’s not the fucking point, Hobart! My son deserves respect! You’ve made him cry!” Y/n gestures to the “crying” plushie, and Pavitr who’s nodding in agreement. Hobie scoffed “Cryin? He’s got a tear sticker on ‘is face! You’ve got yourself fooled!”. This was Miguel’s last straw, he finally flipped the table, literally, sending everything flying— including the cup of water, that Spider-Plush was now drowned in. Gasp filled the small crowd, the laughter coming to a halt to stare at Y/n who was breathing heavily, trying to calm down.
Y/n slowly turned, looking at the soaked Spider-Plush. The plush squeaked, comical tears spewing from its large eyes. Y/n turned to Miguel and Hobie— the latter raised his hands, in a attempt to prove his innocence, he instead pointed to the leader who sported a small bead of sweat, his posture straightened “Umm, that was an accident- I was trying to de-escalate the situation. My anger over took…” Y/n pounced on Miguel, not letting him finish his sentence. Miguel tried to pull the other off his face, stumbling around while knocking things over.
“I-it was an accident!”
“YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!”
“GAAH! WHERE DID THESE CLAWS COME FROM?”
“DON’T….WORRY ABOUT IT!”
“JESSGETHIMOFFME!”
“Sorry, Miguel. I’m not getting into this fight.”
“APOLOGIZE OR SUFFER!”
“AHHHH!”
The crowd watched in silence as Miguel walked out with a bucket on his head, drenched in water. Y/n, on the other hand, walked out cradling his son, the plush wrapped in a towel, Y/n cooed trying to calm down the squeaks emitting from the plushie. Y/n walks up to the group, staring directly at Hobie “Hobart. My lawyer will contact you.” Y/n pointed to Pavitr, and somehow the teen was in a suit. Hobie chuckled, “Fair enough.” Hobie looked at Gwen “Gwendy. Ya down to be my lawyer?” Gwen shook her head “Nope, your not dragging me into this.” Hobie sighed in defeat “Alrigh’ Miles, see ya in a suit on Tuesday.” Hobie shook said boys shoulders, before running off, leaving the boy no time to complain.
Y/n looked at his boyfriend, tutting his head “Fine. Miles. You wanna play that game? Helping my enemy!” Y/n groaned, pulling shades from seemingly nowhere, while also putting them on “I want my child support by Friday,” Y/n said, striding away, Pavitr shuffling after him, the stuff suit preventing him from running.
Meanwhile, Miles stood shocked “Child support? Wha…what is he talking about!” Gwen shook her head disapprovingly “Come on Miles, don’t play dumb, take responsibility.” She advised before departing, leaving Peter who shook his head as well “Don’t worry kid, we’ve all been there..” Peter smiles, before joining the rest.
“Wha- what are you guys talking about!”
THIS IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ IN MY 20 YEARS OF LIFE
dear non-spanish speakers writing spiderverse fanfiction (or anything with spanglish),
in spanglish you don’t switch by word, you switch by phrase.
it’s not:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [second part of the sentence in english], mi amor.”
“[full english sentence], querida.”
it’s:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [segunda parte de la frase en español], mi amor.”
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also miles is boricua, miguel is mexican. they have two different accents and use different vocabulary for certain words.
also miles is “nyourican” - a puerto rican native to new york - while his mom is directly from the island, so there are differences there, too, because his spanish is more influence by new york english. 
here’s some good references that aren’t google translate (which usually pulls from spain, a country that speaks vastly differently from latin america)
SpanishDict
WordReference
here have some random videos on different slang/spanish accents:
Puerto Rico
Mexico (1) (2)
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in spanish most words are gendered, so most feminine words end in a and masculine/gender neutral words end in o. adding ito/ita makes something cuter, smaller and more affectionate.
spanish nicknames that aren’t “mi amor”
“querido/a” - darling
“cariño” - dear (always masculine regardless, of who its being said to)
“mi princesa/príncipe” - my prince/princess
“mi rey/reina” - my king/queen
“papí/mamí” - can be used in any way; romantic, sexual, familial for one’s parent or child, or just platonically
“tesoro” - treasure
also spanish is a language that uses adjectives as terms of affection both cute ones and ones that might sound insensitive in english
gordo (fat), flaco (skinny), negro (black), blanco (white), linda (pretty), bella (beautiful), morena (brown skin), etc.
and like most languages that are not english, spanish has multiple ways of saying i love you.
“te amo” - romantic
“te quiero” - familial, platonic (although there’s nothing wrong with using it romantically)
see also:
te adoro - i adore you
te deseo - i want you
te necesito - i need you
 and, of course, they can vary regionally too.
please use this because i have read a lot of really well written things that take me out of it because the use of spanglish is terrible. don’t just go on your presumptions that spanish/spanglish works in the same way that english does.
buena suerte, gringos.
- signed your friendly neighborhood afro-latina
As a native boriquen this means a lot to me 🥰
okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
