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Out of context texts from the one and only Spencer James Gray.

[spencertexts]

Sometimes we have to be cute

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what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

you're talking about cutie marks

[rottentomatillos]

meet this lil dude, he lives in my ear hole

his name is squish and he’s only got five legs

i love him

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[voteforbart-deactivated20181007]

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

[chemicalsmile-deactivated201303]

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

He don’t give a shit.

[dapperpea]

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

[i-dont-have-to-do-boo]

What a series of unnecessary events

[booze-core]

did you just

[whyamigawking]

They did.

[todayiwrotenothing]

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

[itfkinwormtime]

I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT

[spencertexts]

If your condoms are not working more than half of the time: you're doing it wrong

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That's how gay people give birth

[spencertexts]

What the actual fuck Kristen.

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Ew no your life is not fuckable

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I guess I'm a slut

[spencertexts]

YOURE EATING ME?

[spencertexts]

1) Um, What? 2) Kelleeleel Wheeleel 3) Shut The Fuck Up 4) Jeffrey has a small dick 5) Penis breath 6) Booty warrior 7) Damnit Kristen 8) Who're 9) WHAG 10) Accidental Communism 11) Smells like Women's Suffrage 12) Cecilos 13) ;( 14) #CutForTrevTrev 15) Ew Boobs 16) I can't live without wifi, baby 17) Aggressive Cuddler 18) 27 chapter fanfiction 19) is dat a boob 20) I hope you choke on dick and die

[spencertexts]

Our new hit song "go the fuck to sleep."

[spencertexts]

I didn't really pay attention to it. #homoprobs

[spencertexts]

Frick off?

[spencertexts]

#cutfortrevtrev

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WHO'RE