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Spencer Weston 21. Mr. Know It All

[spencerweston]

sorry for shitty activity btw 

i got stuck working seven days in a row bc someone decided to quit

i'll try to be on tomorrow morning before work ok 

[nessbeau-deactivated20150417]

I did pretty well with my first one on my wrist.  I’m probably going to get my second on my ribs.

[spencerweston]

Isn't that one of the worst places you get a tattoo? Like pain wise. I got mine on my ring finger and I whined for days over it. 

[capitolszephyr]

I’ve never felt this ill in my life which means one of you is going to need to baby me.

[spencerweston]

Aw. Just try drinking tons of water and getting a lot of sleep. It'll help eventually. If not, I'd suggest a doctor. 

[nessbeau-deactivated20150417]

I wanna get a new tattoo, I don’t know what of- but I want one.

[spencerweston]

I don't know how you could handle getting another one. I could barely stand getting mine done. 

[nessbeau-deactivated20150417]

I swear this guy doesn’t understand the words ‘no’ and ‘stop’. He seriously hits on me nearly every time I’m on the way to class and I keep having to tell him I have a boyfriend but he won’t stop.

[spencerweston]

Get someone big and scary to punch him in the face. Hopefully he'll get the hint by then. 

[jamiegonebesame-deactivated2015]

It’s weird how two people can be so in love that they die within a week of each other.. They literally couldn’t live without each other.

[spencerweston]

Who died?

[spencerweston]

@yospencer: Kitchen Nightmares is the reason I'm afraid to eat out.

[byeriver]

I can’t believe you. I’ll just collect geodes or summat. Did you know there’s types of minerals that actually glow in black light? I wonder if any of the quarters were worth more money than twenty five cents. Do you know how hard it is to count coins when they don’t say how much they’re worth in large letters or numbers on them? I’m good at comforting people I’m not emotionally invested in, oddly enough. If you cried, I may just stare at you in disbelief before hugging you. I would probably drink if I wasn’t medicated,yeah. I’ll get you a big house with a huge aquarium and you can have a shark. You already have it planned? Tell me about it. I dunno if we’re home often enough to have a pet yet, honestly.

[spencerweston]

I love you. Did you know there's a species of jellyfish that actually glow in the dark?  I'm pretty sure all quarters are all worth the same. There's the half-dollar, if that's what you're thinking about. It's bigger than an quarter. I'm terrible at comforting people I don't know. I usually just nod my head and say sorry a lot. Let's see, I want it to be the length of the entire wall, so they have room obviously. There's this one house that has an aquarium going in between their spiral staircase. And there's this other person who has an aqirum as their dining room table. It was strange and cool at the same time. We probably aren't. We have plenty of time do get a pet, so I don't really mind. 

[byeriver]

Did you just tell me to get a hobby? You’re rude. You’re really mean, Spencer. I rarely drink anymore! It stops my medication from working properly, and we can’t have that happening. I am a much better person than to just let someone cry. Unless I don’t like them, then I have no problem staring them down and making them feel weird about it. One of them asked me about you and why we don’t have any pets. I told them it’d be too hard to get a whole shark into our place. Is anyone ever ready and confident in finals?

[spencerweston]

I, yeah, I just told you to get a hobby. Just don't start collecting coins or stamps, that's weird. My grandmother use to collect quarters with the specific states on them. She had like twenty books filled of quarters. Would you drink if you weren't on your medication, though? Well, I wasn't sure. For all I know you could've just sat there doodling on your notepad. If we ever get a bigger place, we could totally get a big aquarium for a shark. I already have it all planned out. I know exactly how I want it. We could get a dog, though, if we wanted to. I don't know, I'm sure there's at least one person who is. 

[byeriver]

That’s sort of why I do it. Makes me unable to think properly, and I over-think almost every second of every day. I feel like I write music a little better when drunk, too. Of course I were nice to them! I’m nice to all my patients. I had one who didn’t quite know what to think of me, but we talked about music and I got them to open up a little more. I don’t want to go to my classes tomorrow, but finals are coming soon.

[spencerweston]

It's just weird to me. I'm sure there are plenty of other ways to get yourself from over thinking, like finding a hobby. Don't forget about all the damage that you're doing to your liver from drinking so much. Well I wasn't sure if you just sat there and stared at them why they cried! At least you're bodning with you rpatients. I'm sure they love you. I dropped out of my environmental chemistry class this morning. I couldn't handle it anymore. Don't talk to me about finals. I'm not ready. 

[byeriver]

I believe so, dear. It feels weird drinking when you’re staring at me like it’s weird. You make it weird. You make everything weird. I had to deal with someone crying today, and it was weird. I wasn’t immediately prepared for it. There are some people with terrible lives who are letting me in on all of it and it’s… sort of amazing, really, that they can trust someone who they know nothing about in return.

[spencerweston]

I can't help it. I just don't see the appeal in drinking. It impairs your sight, speech, judgement and so much more. I've never understood how it's "fun" or whatever. Please tell me you were nice to the crying patient. I'm glad they're letting you in. They probably just wanted someone to listen to them so that they're able to vent to and not spill their secrets to anyone. Pretty cool. 

[byeriver]

Apparently I’ve been given advice to talk to you about how much of an alcoholic I am, though. Which were a bit weird, considering I never drink anymore. You made me pure.

[spencerweston]

Do I have to stage an intervention for you, River? I don't know how I made you pure, really. I never once told you that you couldn't drink, I just stay away from it. 

[troublenigel]

Taylor Swift is killing it. Out of the Woods has been on repeat for the 24 hours it’s been out and I know the entire song… And I have evidence over who it’s about but I’m not telling a soul.

[spencerweston]

Isn't it supposed to be about Harry Styles? That's what everyone is saying on YouTube.

[byeriver]

I’ve come to realize that being a therapist is really odd when you can’t take your own advice and grab a beer instead.

[spencerweston]

That's not too strange. I'm pretty sure no one is ever able to take their own advice. Therapist or not. 

[byeriver]

It’s like they’ve all got problems with their mother and respecting women. The worst ones are the ones who rely on their mothers and still treat other women like dirt. I am a bit full of myself, but I admit my faults, right? I am done with my essay and ready to watch a children’s movie. I have never been more prepared to watch skeletons make slapstick comdey uncomfortable.

[spencerweston]

Those are always the ones that end up living with their mothers and wondering why they're forty and still single. I still can't believe you've never seen it. They didn't play it in England? You guys get Disney Channel in England, right? 

[byeriver]

Eh… not exactly. I imagine cocky as those men who live off their fraternities and think that the amount of silicon in a women’s breasts that he slept with boosts his self-worth. I love you, you know that? Give me Mountain Dew and I’ll be up late, just for you.

[spencerweston]

Is it bad that I feel bad for those guys? Because they're obviously missing something to be like that. I've always pictured cocky as people who are full of themselves, which you kinda are sometimes. I love you too, River. I'll go get your drink and then we can watch it, if you're done with your essay. 

[byeriver]

I am not cocky, I am just very sure of myself and everything I have. Good, I want to make sure it stays that way. Because if you have a page or word minimum you can’t reach, you need to get to it somehow. That’s weird. I might fall asleep if we watch that because of how much  there is to follow.

[spencerweston]

Isn't that basically the same thing as cocky? Trust me, I would tell you if I was unhappy. I'm always going to be happy. You can't fall asleep during this movie. I'll make sure you stay awake the whole time.