[ text ]  Hey, can I come over?    [ text ]  I did something stupid last nightâŚ
[ text ] Uh, sure. Do you remember my address?
[ text ] Iâll make you some fettuccine.

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   [ text ]  Hey, can I come over?    [ text ]  I did something stupid last nightâŚ
[ text ] Uh, sure. Do you remember my address?
[ text ] Iâll make you some fettuccine.
@pyrecrwned || continued from here!!
[ text ] outsde the bar by our clas s
[ text ] i think i fratured a fingre /
[ text ] hell i aint ssuposed to be drinkign
;; Iâm going to change my online name. I donât think Slade really fits anymore.
đľ & đ¤
nsfw headcanons!
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đľ - What activity to do with them to get them relaxed and in the mood?
đ¤ - In which position would they like to sleep in with their partner afterwards? And what position are they likely to end up in instead?
Basically, anything fluffy can relax him. Cuddles and kisses, just talking together, stuff like that. To get him in the mood, perhaps kisses trailing to other places, words being breathed and moaned out rather than just plainly spoken, gentle touches in sensitive areas, like the neck or waist.
Falling asleep, Seti prefers to either be spooned by or face his partner, limbs tangled up in a way that couldnât possibly be comfortable but somehow are. If facing each other, perhaps foreheads pressed together. However, if he ends up exhausted enough, he may just fall asleep flat on his back next to his partner.
nsfw headcanons!
â - How to tell your muse is horny?
đˇ - How often does your muse have sex?
đ˛ - In general - How long does it take for them to have sex with someone they find appealing if that someone shows interest into them as well?
đŹ - Would your muse rather spend the night at their own place or their partners instead?
đľ - What activity to do with them to get them relaxed and in the mood?
âď¸ - Which things do they enjoy especially when having sex?
â - How would they signal their partner that they are not into something during sex?
đ¤ - In which position would they like to sleep in with their partner afterwards? And what position are they likely to end up in instead?
â ď¸ - How to tell that your muse needs comfort after or during sex?
đ - Which sexual desire are they too embarassed about to tell anytone? And in which situation would it be obvious enough to show?
i havent seen a lot of these that are nsfw so i wanted to do one, feel free to use it
Misc Sentence Starters
Change as you see fit.
âAnd then everybody on the bus clapped.â
âClearly, youâre not from America.â
âCrimeâs illegal, fucko.â
âDamn, girl, are you a smoke detector? Because youâre annoying and wonât shut the fuck up.â
âDing dong, your opinion is wrong.â
âDonât ever text me again or Iâll call the cops.â
âFreeze, bitch. Iâm gonna steal your heart.â
âFriends are like snowflakes: when you pee on them, they disappear.â
âFuck, Iâm spooky.â
âGod has abandoned us.â
âIâll sleep when Iâm dead.â
âIâm a fucking goddess.â
âIâm being gay with you. Homo intended, dammit.â
âIâm here to fuck your day up.â
âIâm not worried about your side chicks. I know Iâm better.â
âI am fire. I am death. I am fabulous.â
âI am Godâs mistake.â
âI am so tired. I am so tired all the time.â
âI can answer that for money.â
âI donât give a fuck that I drink too much booze.â
âI donât want a solution, I want to be mad.â
âI have 6+ people on read, but thatâs not gonna stop me from complaining about how lonely I am and how nobody ever texts me.â
âI have a belt and Iâm not afraid to hang myself.â
âI have an unhealthy internet obsession and I hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to mask the fact that I have crippling depression.â
âI miss you even when Iâm not horny.â
âI saw four guys beating up a kid, so I went over there to help. He had no chance against the five of us.â
âItâs called fashion, look it up.â
âItâs time for school. Get the fuck up.â
âI used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.â
âLife is like a box of chocolate: it wonât last long because Iâm fat.â
âMaybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldnât be so tired.â
âMy niece is currently asleep on her head. Do I call the parents or the exorcist?â
âMy only side chicks are your multiple personalities.â
âPlease clean up the wreckage of your presence.âÂ
"Poetry was not meant to be used like this.â
âShould we get a drink at home or in public tonight?â
âThe fact that Iâm legally an adult is hysterical.â
âThereâs nothing stronger than love, except a M32 rotary grenade launcher. Because fuck you and everyone near you.â
âThis is the first time in my life Iâve been above average at anything.â
âWait until God hears about this.â
âWaking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.â
âWhat the fuck am I seeing?â
âWhy am I so stressed when nothing is wrong?â
âWhy would you stab a person when you can have toast?â
âY'all motherfuckers need Satan.â
âYou better start loving yourself right now and realize what an amazing human being you are.â
âYou canât cute your way out of this, you little shit.â
âYou can look at my homework, but donât copy it word for word.â
âYou dress how you wanna when nobody can kick your ass.â
âYou will find there is nothing I canât bitch about.â
bold those that apply. Italicize those that somewhat apply . REPOST , NOT REBLOG .
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likes artificial watermelon  |  sleeps in what theyâre already wearing  |  eats their cereal with milk  |  listens to music with earbuds  |  hates the summer  |  can recite past the first four digits of pi  |  eats frosting out of the jar  | doodles on their notebooks |  can bake cookies  |  has a garden  |  has had a snowball fight  |  eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts to pants  |  can name more than ten superheroes  |  has a plan for the zombie apocalypse  | uses the same password for everything  |  canât hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds  |  watches anime  |  hasnât read harry potter | can say âI love youâ in more than one language  |  prefers mechanical pencils  |  thinks space is cool  |  takes personality tests more than once to make sure  |  canât tie their shoelaces  |  has a purse  |  likes salad  |  likes cool colors better than warm colors  |  knows how to braid hair |  reads biographies  |  can ice skate  |  knows their mbti  |  reads astrology charts |  prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy  |  plays video games  |  reads the newspaper  |  likes chocolate ice cream better  | doesnât cuss  |  memorizes song lyrics  |  collects coupons |  has a preferred order at starbucks  | likes movie theater popcorn  |  has seen a play |  listens to music with headphones  |  owns a hoodie  | would rather own cds than online copies  | has written a poem  |  can shuffle cards  |  subscribes to a magazine  |  double dips when eating  |  drinks directly out of the milk container |  keeps a journal
Fluffy boy
@pyrecrwned || continued from here!!
     He doesnât exactly know how Cecil got him to go to the pantry with him. Hadnât the blond been nervous around him just a few days ago? And now, here they were, on a crime spree kitchen raid.
      âWell, sure, the most weâre gunna get is a reprimand.â he hums, adjusting his hat over his ears. âBut why take chances on such a small thing? When I was younger, I stole beer all the time and only got caught once or twice. Go big or go home.â
      âWell, well, well⌠look how far youâve come!â
      âWell, well, well⌠look how far youâve come!â
      âWell, well, well⌠look how far youâve come!â
      âWell, well, well⌠look how far youâve come!â
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