what should my next mistake be

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what should my next mistake be
concept: your significant other loves taking pictures of you when you’re not watching. a candid of you laughing so hard your eyes are closed. one of cooking breakfast wearing their oversized shirt. one of you curled up asleep on the couch. a picture of every reason they love you.
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Ok but you know what trope I love and don’t get NEARLY enough of?
Accidental sex
“Anything you can do I can do better INCLUDING THAT” sex
“You played a prank on me and now I’m going to play one on you except oops this accidentally got hot” sex
“You made an inaccurate assumption about *insert sexual or sexuality misnomer here* and I’m going to teach you the truth” sex
“You think you’re so smart so I’m going to teach you a lesson” sex
“Do you think I look good/hot/provocative in this? Wait is this turning you on???” sex
“You don’t know what *insert kink here* is and I’m really bad at explaining things and now we’re doing it oops” sex
“I bet I can dance/move/act like that and I don’t even have to be a dancer/stripper/actor/whatever wait are you turned on?” sex
“I lost a bet to you and the circumstances were supposed to be a joke but I took them seriously” sex
“You were joking about something and I took you seriously” sex
“You seem to think that __ won’t feel good and I intend to prove you wrong” sex
“You’re intentionally getting under my skin so I threaten to spank you/playfully spank you and now you look like you just got banged against a wall” sex
“I didn’t know you were a sub and when I called you a good boy/girl you almost cried” sex
“I didn’t know you were a dom and when I called you Sir/Ma'am you almost jumped me” sex
“Playing a prank on our freinds to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex
“I’m fixing you *insert appliance/furniture/house thing hee* for you and now I’m sweaty and half naked and you’re drooling” sex
“I noticed the way you were watching me eat this popsicle so I purposely started making it an inuendo and now we’re both hot and bothered” sex
“Haha that thing they do in movies/porn/online is so corny like no way that’s actually hot haha oops it is” sex
“Freinds can totally watch porn together and nothing can happen…. no they can’t” sex
“I showed you *insert sexual thing here* as a joke but you’re actually turned on” sex
“You found my sex toys and I teasingly offered to demonstrate them welp here we are” sex
“I started pretending to dirty talk to you an hour ago and it stopped being pretending 58 minutes ago” sex
“All I’m saying is that I’ve been told I’m a good lay, wanna find out?” sex
“You said you don’t like __ but I bet the people you were with just don’t know how to do it, I, however, have experience and bet I could make you like it” sex
“We platonically slept together last night because of circumstances and we both woke up horny” sex
“This started as a tickle fight and it isn’t tickling anymore” sex
“We’re just bros being bros and doing something 100% platonic but somehow we’re turning eachother on because of not-so-burried feelings for eachother and we can’t make it stop” sex
Accidental sex ok?
LISTEN: if you secretly ship my muse with yours you have to hit me on the head with a tack hammer like: Hey stupidface let’s have them smash their lips together” because I am anxiously clueless half the time I ship stuff alone.
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