toe-may-toe

fandom's favorite cryptic mountain-dwelling cowboy

[realmeowth]

the unique flavor of psychological damage they are giving to a specific demographic of gay 20-30 year olds by casting steven yeun as adult zuko and making him say gay shit

[theserlingbucket]

Me and the bad bitches I pulled by being socially stunted

[byjove]

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[billy-crudup]

THE LONG WALK (2025) dir. Francis Lawrence

[saninmint]

That time of year again!!!

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[ackee]

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

[justgaming365]

[feralpumpkincatgirl]

some good tags on this one fellas

[enron-intern-1998]

Thank god I get to visit Pelican Town

[assiraphales]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[drhorsekiller]

[questionable-method]

i love writing serrennedy developing relationship because luis goes from "whoag hot american agent big muscles saving my life 🤤" to "oh. ohhh you are actually the world's most neglected stray puppy and i need to wrap you in warm blankets forever. while enjoying the big muscles"

[heartofaspen]

i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.

[boiledegghole]

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

[princessbonecrimes]

h/t to emilyscartoons

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

[spicy-tomato-sauce]

with your kids at the front

He was the one getting attached, not her. Luke had always figured that to her, he was just another link in a long chain of adults who eventually failed her, one more person to get her one more step forward in her journey and nothing else.

But here she was. Snuggled against him, holding on as if she thought he would leave as soon as she let go.

OR

Luke doesn't realize how much of a big brother he's become until he's pulled from the lake and forced to confront how bad it would be if he was gone.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85374051

man these 1am random fandom oneshots are just piling up, huh? I talk about it a little in the notes, but unfortunately this will be the last fic before August, so any updates for other fics will have to wait until then. my apologies for that :(

(also is tumblr being pissy ab links again ?? ughh)