Spicy Soccer

The football ramblings of a Sunday pub team mercenary, freelance journalist, part time philosopher, full time drunk, and armchair tactician based in Los Angeles, California. Follow him on Twitter: @JoelyAceves

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Christian "Hobbit" Bermudez to be released from Jail!!

After two weeks of being locked up at el Reclusorio Norte for failing to pay child support, for his two children, Bermudez will sign an agreement with his ex-wife in order to be released. The Puebla midfielder will then be permitted to return to regular scheduled debauchery. 

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TRICOLOR OPERATION

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Classic Zlatan

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Bird watching with Cristiano Ronaldo 

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PEP’S TAXI

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Zito and Pele in Sweden for the 1958 World Cup.

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"I thought they'd won the Euros the way they celebrated at the end, it was unbelievable," said a frustrated Cristiano Ronaldo after Portugal's 1-1 draw with Iceland. "When they don't try to play and just defend, defend, defend this in my opinion shows a small mentality and are not going to do anything in the competition."

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Spicy Soccer turned 2 today!

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When Cruyff arrived in 1988, beating Madrid was our great achievement. Now the roles have changed. That's his legacy.

Piqué

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Messi scores his 300th league goal for Barcelona.

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Mexico national teams Carlos Vela and the Dos Santos brothers looking like a boy band.

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Manchester Uniter fan sends manager Luois Van Gaal not so subtle message. 

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Sexiest game of Foosball Ever!

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Cristiano Ronaldo statue is vandalised with "Messi 10" scribbled on the back.

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LAFC Crest Explanation Sketch 

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Major League Soccer’s new franchise Los Angeles Football Club has unveiled their logo and sweet new gear. LAFC is slated to join MLS for the 2018 season.