♣ Gilmore Girls - Season 6 ♣
Oh, the spontaneous proposals are the best, you know.
Aren’t you worried that one night you’re going to sleepwalk right into that pool and drown?
Last time you were mellow you had a hundred and four temperature and even then, we were bar-hopping for an hour before you fainted.
Every journey begins with a single step.
No, the DVDs won’t have the commercials on them. The original commercials, which is half the fun.
You’re going to be one of those weird old people who hordes empty film canisters and laundry measuring scoops.
I’m fueled by my righteous indignation.
Your virtue is a gift…it is a gift you can give to only one man…If you give it away too soon and to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You’ll have to buy him a sweater.
Is it me, or could the penguins march through here?
She’s probably mad because she found out we’re having sex.
Dealing with this family is stressful.
You seem very obsessed with length.
He wrote a book and you mocked him!
They never invited their priest over to try and talk you out of having sex.
I made so many jokes that night I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me.
Step back from the door and keep your hands where I can see them.
That’s because I’m not orthodox. I’m liberal with a touch of reform and a smidgen of zippity-pow!
What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest, this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?
I want to get the healthy glow of someone who goes consistently to the gym without actually having to go of course.
We were only apart for two seconds and you managed to sleep with all of your sister’s friends. How did you do that? I mean did you work them in shifts? Were there charts? Signals? B-12 shots?
No, you were broken up, not me, I thought we were just taking some time!
Why would I tell you, why would I want you to be hurt and upset and angry?!
Weirder than the one when you step into the boxing ring and your hands are creampuffs?
You look happier than when I saw you last.
Did that really need clarification?
Which one says “Hi, I’m not a whore, enjoy your day?”
Is there something long and sharp sticking out of my head?
The cause was ten giant shots of tequila honey.
I’ve seen you wasted before but never like this. I mean we had you guzzling coffee but it just made you energetically wasted.
Personally, I like you with glasses.
This is __________. She has a headache. They tend to make her babble.
There’s nothing sexier than a man in tights.
Voices in my head… totally normal, right?
There’s only two. That speak English.
I can only imagine what you could do if you had a couch.
