Ask the Spider and the Hawk

Ask SHIELD's deadliest couple anything... Except about Budapest...that's classified ((AU: Married with Four children))

[spiderandhawk]

Clint what would be your reaction if you would find out that Steve Rogers is your Father?

If Old Man Rogers was my old man? I’d be ecstatic, and a little weirded out, the time line wouldn’t really match up

[spiderandhawk]

How do the both of you deal with failed missions?

((OMg nonny this just now showed up in my inbox whhhyyyyy, i’m so sorry!!! -HM))

Natasha:

Things happen in life. You win some, you lose some. SHIELD has taught me it is okay to fail, as long as the ends justifies the means.

Hawk:

Nobody dies, I’m okay. I grew out of the self-hatred the first time Phil told me I did a good job after a FUBAR mission.

[spiderandhawk]

You guys tend to really help some people out with your words and of course, your actions. Thank you both!

Wow, thank you nonny!

-HM

[actualdogvines]

[spiderandhawk]

I think why you don't get a lot of questions is there is nothing really to ask anymore and the clintasha thing is not a big deal anymore. I love clintasha but there is no more questions move on to imagines.

HM:

If you think there aren’t any questions left to ask, you obviously aren’t paying attention to our blog. I understand you’re just trying to help, but by switching to imagines we’d be defeating the purpose of this AU Clintasha blog. Emphasis on the AU portion of that sentence. Essentially, this blog never went through AOU. We’re on a completely different time line, so your ‘there is nothing to ask anymore’ is kinda void. Anybody could come into our ask and ask about the children, their lives, their friends, etc. AOU doesn’t even have to play into it.

[spiderandhawk]

Please also tag your answers/posts as clintasha so we can see them in the clintasha tag. It's the main ship name/tag for Hawkeye and Black Widow and I love this blog. You guys are amazing!

HM:

Thank you! As much as I would love to start posting in the clintasha tag, we would get twice as many asks telling us to knock it off (trust me it’s happened before). But If you wanted to track our tags, track spiderandhawk or hawkandspider

[spiderandhawk]

How come Budapest is so classified? And are you aware that an alarmingly vast number of people are curious about what happened in Budapest?

Hawk:

If you wanna know why Budapest is classified, you might wanna talk to Coulson about that. He’s the one that deals with all of our mission files. And of course we know people are curious, why do you think we keep teasing them with it?

[mazikeene]

Hawkeye is sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. to eliminate the infamous Black Widow. This sets in motion a series of run-ins and fights between the two highly skilled agents, each unable to get the upper hand on the other. Their game of cat-and-mouse eventually develops into a grudging mutual respect and soon, Hawkeye is having doubts about the orders of his mission as he finds himself unable to take the shot when presented with the opportunity.

[ridleydaisy]

[pringlesaremydivision]

#haha but its not like they have any chemistry whatsoever :^)#nat just owes him $20 thats why he’s so worried (via @beardysteve)

[clintnatalias]

looking at you looking at me looking at you.

[spiderandhawk]

WHO'S YOUR PAL WHO LIKES TO PLAY?

Hawk:

BING BONG BING BONG

Natasha:

“I wish I understood this conversation on an intellectual level.”

[spiderandhawk]

Clint, is emotional abuse equally to physical? Some one in my life says horrible things to me and makes fun of me , they are a family member and they love to drink and call me names when drunk as I drag them to bed, is this abuse or life?

Hawk:

It’s abuse. 100%. Not difference between them

HM:

Emotional abuse is completely equal to physical abuse, and can cause the same amount of damage. If someone in your family is doing this to you, you need to find a way out if you can. If you’re a minor, if you feel it’s safe to do so, tell an adult. If you’re an adult that has the means to move, do so.

Nobody has to deal with abuse, in any kinds.

Trust me, I know.

If you ever need any help or need someone to talk to, you can message off anon here, or on HM’s personal at @hellogoodbye741

[spiderandhawk]

Love bites?

Hawk:

All for ‘em

Natasha:

Depends on who’s giving them....

[spiderandhawk]

Thoughts on having sex at a young age

Hawk:

As long as it’s not my children, I think it’s okay if you’re ready. BUT MY CHILDREN MUST WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE 30. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Natasha:

When you’re ready, you’re ready

[spiderandhawk]

Is there a age difference

Hawk:

I’m about 10 years older than Nat

Natasha:

Unless my birth certificate stating I was born in 1927 wasn’t falsified. Then I would be about 53 years older than Clint or so.....

[brittsmemes]

NFSW ANON HOUR

[wallpapcrglistcnsarchive-blog]

brittsmemes:

send my muse nsfw related questions and they HAVE to answer them

[spiderandhawk]

Ever have sex against a wall...

Hawk:

You bet we have