Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Noah Kahan
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Phantogram Three
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Mike Driver
@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Fieri Frames
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
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@spiderauntie-blog
@getwebbed gets a surprise thing
“ Okay. Couple of ground rules, mister. Tony Stark may be calling the shots out there, but you walk through that door, you’re still home. You still do your chores, you still do your homework. I don’t wanna get any phone calls from school telling me your grades are dropping, got it? You do that, and I’ll write you whatever notes you need when you’ve been too busy keeping the neighborhood safe. Just.... keep me in the loop. Deal? ”
“it looks nice up.” stella’s fingers ghost over the side of may’s head, a small smile at her lips as she takes in the woman with her hair currently done up. “it’s quite hot ms. parker.”
“ If bird nests are your thing. ”
Wryly amused words aside, May can’t help the softly satisfied sigh that escapes her lips at the touch of Stella’s fingers brushing down the side of her bared neck. The constant pressing existence of reality in the form of paperwork on her kitchen table is momentarily ( happily ) forgotten as she closes her eyes and drops her head forward.
“ You keep that up, you’re gonna make me fall asleep, Ms. Gibson. ”
PETE.
— “ PLEASE, AUNT MAY... please don’t freak out. this… this isn’t what it looks like. s’just a costume, i swear !!! ” // @spiderauntie gets a sentence starter
“ Cut the crap, Peter. ” Freaking out was just one thing. She had to juggle a sudden onslaught of emotions in a handful of seconds : Shock. Anger. Concern. More anger. “ Oh my God. Oh my God, I can’t believe this is actually happening right now. The whole time--- The whole time? ”
downey is not mistaken !!
Random Joe Teague gifset: Oxpecker edition [pt2]
will they ever let me breathe ????
IF YOU'RE TOO BURNT OUT JUST LEAVE ME KISSES IN THE IM I AM EASY TO PLEASE but... my url? ♡
Send me your URL and I’ll tell you **Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty
My Opinion on;
Character in general: Did you know I wasn’t actually overly fond of Spidey until Homecoming? Weird fact, but true. The whole thing felt cheap and cheesy right up until then, I’ll be honest. Having said that, Tomei’s Aunt May is the only believable version of her ever and I refuse to accept any substitutes!How they play them: Michelle is, frankly, a fucking godsend. She brings the kind of corny, sweet humor we see displayed in May in the film and she makes it into something…it was always wholesome, but more real-feeling. May was criminally underutilized in the film and vastly forgotten in the fandom, which is a crying shame, because she’s really a wonderful and holistic character. I feel like Michelle really captures May in a way that’s easy to take for granted. She brings out the motherly warmth and kindness in a character the film tried to turn pretty much only into a running gag. That isn’t to say she’s without edges or other dimensions, just to say that Michelle epitomizes a kind of maternal strength that is easily put back into Tomei’s performance, even if the script didn’t allow for it to be there for long.The Mun: Michelle is an absolute darling and I larb her. <3
Do I:
RP with them: A bit, yes!Want to RP with them: Oh, absolutely!
What is my;
Overall Opinion: @spiderauntie makes me wish May was my mom.
likes artificial watermelon | sleeps in what they are already wearing | eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds | hates the summer | can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out of the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies | has a garden | has had a snowball fight | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts to pants | can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse | uses the same password for everything | can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds | watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘I love you’ in more than one language | prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure | can’t tie their shoelaces | has a purse | likes salad | likes cool colors better than warm colors | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy | plays video games | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream best | doesn’t cuss | memorizes song lyrics | collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | owns a hoodie | would rather own cds (vinyls) than online copies | has written a poem | can shuffle cards | subscribes to a magazine | double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal
repost, don’t reblog. tagged by: @irnarmor tagging: @builtagain @ironicarus @starredshield @beingabadass @dreamtlightning @notspiderkid @executiveredhead @midtownrebellion @masterstrange @asperad @sapphossoul & whoever else would like to !!
"Today I just want spend time with my wonderful wife and nephew. Appreciate my beautiful family day. I love you, May." Kisses from her adoring husband.
“ You’re a big old sap, Benjamin Parker, ” May accused as she wrapped her arms around his neck, looking up at him with bright amusement and even brighter affection. She leaned in, pressing kisses of her own against his lips, not even bothering to hide the smile on her face.
“ And don’t you dare change that, ever. You got that? Alright. What have you got in store for us this year, mister? ”
BEST KID IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
˗ ˏˋ ͦ @spiderauntie ! sc.
SHE’S HOME EARLIER THAN HE EXPECTED - so she catches him in the act. he’s in the middle of cooking dinner for her, a vase of flowers on the counter and a bashful smile on his face, obviously surprised. ‘ crap, uh - hey, may. ‘
“ What--- ” The obvious surprise is shared between the pair of them, her own look of surprise quickly morphing into touched. “ Well, look at you! ” she exclaims, walking over to put an arm around his shoulders as she looks down at the pots and pans on the stove with obvious delight. “ My very own chef. This looks amazing, Pete. ”
we each contain all the nobler and meaner aspects of humanity, but some get a bigger dose than others of one thing or another. ind. / sel. / priv. MAY PARKER, as larbed by michelle. ( x )
And if you died… I feel like that’s on me.
is may cooking ben’s favorites for dinner today? oh yes. did she make mexican omelettes for breakfast that morning? oh yes. are they taking a walk in queens’ forest park after dinner? oh yes. marathoning his favorite movies for the rest of the evening? oh yes.
did they do all of this with peter once he came to live with them? oh yes. is she doing this with him today in loving memory of ben?
oh. yes.
today is another one of those stiff upper lip ‘gotta be strong and put on a smile for peter’ kind of days, so my girl is a little quiet in my head. i’ll see if i can do some drafts after dinner, but right now... yeah. she needs a moment.
“Let’s not tell Peter. Just for now.” “He’s a smart kid, May, he’ll figure it out.”
