Haikyuu characters as weird kids you meet in high school:
- Atsumu: JROTC kid that loves playing devils advocate
- Ushijima: FFA kid that only talks abt chicken breeds
- Tendou: World War 2 kid that still carries a lightning mcqueen lunchbox his senior year
- Nishinoya: the kid doing backflips during lunch period for some reason
- Kuroo: the academic kiss ass that eats lunch in his chem teachers room and corrects them during lessons
- Lev: the disgustingly rich exchange student that doesnt actually do any school work but knows every plug w cocaine by their 3rd week at school
- Hinata: the freshman the size of a middleschooler that wont stop screaming in the hallways
- Terushima: asshole senior that wont stop playing trap music at full volume thru his clip-on speaker as he walks through the halls
- Bokuto: the very sweet jock that wins every state championship but the next day asks you how to spell H2O
- Daichi: the mf NARC that tells the PE teacher that you walked half the mile ( when you confront him he tells you that he wouldnt have to snitch if you just followed the rules)
- Tanaka: the dude always eating a wholeass MEAL during class. Dudes flipping pancakes on a griddle he plugged into the back of the classroom i swear
- Oikawa: Prom king that loves pissing off inteoverts for some reason. If the kid reading Percy Jackson during lunch hasnt screamed at him, his day hasnt truly begun.
-Kunimi: the plug that has to move schools after he sleeps with the known fighter (read kid that brings a mf KNIFE) of the school’s gf
-Goshiki: the previously mentioned fighter/ knife kid. No one knows how many fights hes been in but hes somehow still at school and in some honors classes??
- Shirabu: the kid that brags abt his upperlevel classes but is posting black screens and breakdown photos abt hw on his private snap story
- Tsukishima: asshole band kid that gave half the band chlamydia. He bullys people and wears glasses so he pulled the entire trumpet section without trying, even tho the fedora stayed ON during sex
-Akaashi: one of the 3 boys in the entire orchestra and most people think hes gay based on the fact that hes respectful to the viola section and is 1st chair of the violins
- Ukai: the history teacher that all the hs girls have a crush on but shouldnt bc hes a burnout with 5 kids and 4 baby mommas and he cant afford to replace his decrepit nikes bc hes paying so much in child support
** This turned out so much longer than I intended but a part 2 may be in the works**



















