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26 • spiderman variant • he/she/they • autistic • oscorp ceo (roleplay blog; minors dni)

[spiderkraken]

“the spider man is having you for dinner tonight”

official member of the league of villains profile card

name: peter antony parker octavius; 26; earth 808

aliases: spider-man, spiderkraken, doc ock 2.0

status: alive

allies: the sinister six (dissolved), sandman (retired, deceased?)

enemies: tony stark

threat level: extremely dangerous

hiii don’t mind that, i’m legally obligated to display my member card after a lawsuit against the avengers 🥰 fuck them. i’m not actually a threat, i’m very much pregnant and the only thing i’m a threat to is my boyfriend’s cooking.

as you can see, i’m peter, i use they/she/he/it/any pronouns, i respond to anything. i’m an intersex trans person, bisexual as fuck, and autistic as fuck! i’m the ceo of oscorp (long story i knowwww), and the future mrs./mr./whatever harry osborn.

taken by the lovely @fantasmademojabi and @theolicious and a couple others without tumblrs (felicia and mj 💕). mother to four and a half littles.

lover of evil and evil and more evil. my special interest is evil. that was a joke. it’s star wars and the valerian et laureline comic series. ama about those series in my inbox!

ignore any gossip you hear about me, that’s the avengers trying to defame me 💕

some of my interests: downtempo, industrial, and trip hop music. the matrix movies. vivisection. drugging. hypnosis. wait, no, those are my kinks. no minors btw. jurassic park. baking.

// admin info: howdy, my name’s valentin, I’m 23, and I use they/it pronouns. my full info is on my main (where I follow from) @currentzconvulzive, so make sure to check the pinned if you want to learn more about me.

// peter is multiship and canonically polyamorous, and always looking for someone’s ass to kick (or kiss? if they’re a consenting adult). For more info, check my links! :3

earth-808 timeline

peter’s character sheet

pinterest board

[jackalcub]

I think it'd be real funny if @norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo comes forward in a couple of days after studying with the theory that he may not be cis.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

... What the fuck?

[jackalcub]

Just a weird thought since you have like a shit ton of access to the nuances of gender now~

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

I'm a man.

[jackalcub]

Mhmm!

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

... This feels like you don't think I'm a man, I'm a man!

[spiderkraken]

it’s perfectly fine if you are cis, but also it’s ok if you ever want to experiment with gender. it’s even okayer if you never ever want to experiment and want to stay where you are. it’s all up to you, not someone else.

[spiderkraken]

just found this photo from my 17th birthday. ten years since life was even remotely normal for me. i don’t even think i have that shirt anymore, and i kept as much as i could from my life before may died.

wasn’t i adorable?

[spiderkraken]

Happy Birthday. I hope you and Harry are having a good day.

thanks, mr. osborn. that’s kind of you to say. we’re doing well, trying to adjust to a fourth in the family.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's a big family. I hope you're both happy. I'll do my best to keep your kids healthy too. Anytime you need help, you know how to contact me.

[spiderkraken]

oh we are, we’re tired but we’re happy. i didn’t anticipate having a big family, but it makes sense, there were six of us before my parents died.

thank you, you know. i still feel wary around you, but it’s nice… what you’re doing for us. i don’t know what i’d do if i lost my three i had with harry and harry himself.

[theolicious]

You two are precious!

[spiderkraken]

hi sak. been a while, hasn’t it? you know your roommate’s a father again, yeah? whassat make you, the scary uncle?

kidding.

[theolicious]

that makes me nothin'! i ain't involved!!!!

[spiderkraken]

so you’re gonna tell livvie and ant no when they ask you to play hot wheels and villains with them?

[spiderkraken]

Happy Birthday. I hope you and Harry are having a good day.

thanks, mr. osborn. that’s kind of you to say. we’re doing well, trying to adjust to a fourth in the family.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's a big family. I hope you're both happy. I'll do my best to keep your kids healthy too. Anytime you need help, you know how to contact me.

[spiderkraken]

oh we are, we’re tired but we’re happy. i didn’t anticipate having a big family, but it makes sense, there were six of us before my parents died.

thank you, you know. i still feel wary around you, but it’s nice… what you’re doing for us. i don’t know what i’d do if i lost my three i had with harry and harry himself.

[theolicious]

You two are precious!

[spiderkraken]

hi sak. been a while, hasn’t it? you know your roommate’s a father again, yeah? whassat make you, the scary uncle?

kidding.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

... Aren't you talking to Harry? Am I missing something?

[spiderkraken]

long story, he’s got a roommate in his noggin. i’ll let harry explain that to you, not my place.

[spiderkraken]

i’m 27 bitches 🎉

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Hi 27 bitches 👋🏼

[spiderkraken]

you piss me off, i would’ve sent my mother after you if i didn’t tolerate you. /hj

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh noooooo wait who's your mother again?

[spiderkraken]

doctor olivia octavius. my boyfriend calls her liv, i call her mom, you can call her doc ock—

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh. Oh boy. I, uh... I've met one of her before...

[spiderkraken]

oh, you have? you should get along FINE THEN! :]

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Chat are evil women hot?

[ ] yes

[ ] of course

[ ] obviously

[spiderkraken]

ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK MY MOM???

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Why, you think she'd hit?

[spiderkraken]

SHE’S A LESBIAN

[emiliakanebarnes]

So can I, like…. Meet her?

[spiderkraken]

what the hell. sure, as long as you’re not a man

[spiderkraken]

i’m 27 bitches 🎉

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Hi 27 bitches 👋🏼

[spiderkraken]

you piss me off, i would’ve sent my mother after you if i didn’t tolerate you. /hj

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh noooooo wait who's your mother again?

[spiderkraken]

doctor olivia octavius. my boyfriend calls her liv, i call her mom, you can call her doc ock—

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh. Oh boy. I, uh... I've met one of her before...

[spiderkraken]

oh, you have? you should get along FINE THEN! :]

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Chat are evil women hot?

[ ] yes

[ ] of course

[ ] obviously

[former-flamme-fatale]

Is all of the above an option?

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

This guy gets it

[spiderkraken]

QUIT TRYING TO FUCK MY VERY LESBIAN MOTHER OH MY GOD

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Damn 😞

[d-adpool]

@spiderkraken i'm nonbinary is that gay enough for her

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

This guy also gets it.

Hey baby <3

[d-adpool]

can't believe spiderkraken gets to be 27 bitches. i only get to be 1 bitch. plural privilege is real

[spiderkraken]

i’m not a system! i meant i turned 27! oh my god!

[spiderkraken]

i’m 27 bitches 🎉

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Hi 27 bitches 👋🏼

[spiderkraken]

you piss me off, i would’ve sent my mother after you if i didn’t tolerate you. /hj

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh noooooo wait who's your mother again?

[spiderkraken]

doctor olivia octavius. my boyfriend calls her liv, i call her mom, you can call her doc ock—

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh. Oh boy. I, uh... I've met one of her before...

[spiderkraken]

oh, you have? you should get along FINE THEN! :]

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Chat are evil women hot?

[ ] yes

[ ] of course

[ ] obviously

[former-flamme-fatale]

Is all of the above an option?

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

This guy gets it

[spiderkraken]

QUIT TRYING TO FUCK MY VERY LESBIAN MOTHER OH MY GOD

[spiderkraken]

i’m 27 bitches 🎉

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Hi 27 bitches 👋🏼

[spiderkraken]

you piss me off, i would’ve sent my mother after you if i didn’t tolerate you. /hj

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh noooooo wait who's your mother again?

[spiderkraken]

doctor olivia octavius. my boyfriend calls her liv, i call her mom, you can call her doc ock—

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh. Oh boy. I, uh... I've met one of her before...

[spiderkraken]

oh, you have? you should get along FINE THEN! :]

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Chat are evil women hot?

[ ] yes

[ ] of course

[ ] obviously

[spiderkraken]

ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK MY MOM???

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Why, you think she'd hit?

[spiderkraken]

SHE’S A LESBIAN

[spiderkraken]

i’m 27 bitches 🎉

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Hi 27 bitches 👋🏼

[spiderkraken]

you piss me off, i would’ve sent my mother after you if i didn’t tolerate you. /hj

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh noooooo wait who's your mother again?

[spiderkraken]

doctor olivia octavius. my boyfriend calls her liv, i call her mom, you can call her doc ock—

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh. Oh boy. I, uh... I've met one of her before...

[spiderkraken]

oh, you have? you should get along FINE THEN! :]

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Chat are evil women hot?

[ ] yes

[ ] of course

[ ] obviously

[spiderkraken]

ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK MY MOM???

[spiderkraken]

Happy Birthday. I hope you and Harry are having a good day.

thanks, mr. osborn. that’s kind of you to say. we’re doing well, trying to adjust to a fourth in the family.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's a big family. I hope you're both happy. I'll do my best to keep your kids healthy too. Anytime you need help, you know how to contact me.

[spiderkraken]

oh we are, we’re tired but we’re happy. i didn’t anticipate having a big family, but it makes sense, there were six of us before my parents died.

thank you, you know. i still feel wary around you, but it’s nice… what you’re doing for us. i don’t know what i’d do if i lost my three i had with harry and harry himself.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Six? I grew up in a family of three and then when I raised my version of Harry it was just him and me. I suppose I'm used to small families at this point.

Wary is an upgrade from hostile, I don't expect you to accept me, especially from what I've been able to peice together about your experiences with your version of me.

[spiderkraken]

yep, i’ve got three siblings. all technically identical, except one of us transitioned, then my parents. course, we got split up after they died. i think i just missed having that amount of love in my life, i want to give my kids the life i never had.

i’ve come to realize you’re not him. you don’t even look like my norman, which is a massive relief. i guess that’s why i’ve been able to come around more. still, with a name and company like my norman… just don’t hurt either of my boyfriends and we’re good.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Mmm, I can relate to that... I hope you're successful.

I don't plan to harm anyone, I've been working hard to clean up after the whole Goblin mess... You've got a second boyfriend? I didn't know that. Who is he? I don't think I've met him.

[spiderkraken]

so far i have been. i co-own the largest corporation in new york city with my mother, we just recently renamed it to octo corp from oscorp, actually.

oh, yeah, i do. i’ve only got the two, the other i have a son with. his name’s flint, you may have seen him ‘round these parts. got a blog and everything @fantasmademojabi

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Not a fan of the name change but not my Oscorp... Not a personal thing...

Is he going to be upset if I pop by and say hello? I'm trying to not pick fights on purpose...

[spiderkraken]

not sure. he had a pretty nasty past with our norman, but you are both quite different people. i’d say treat it with caution.

[spiderkraken]

Happy Birthday. I hope you and Harry are having a good day.

thanks, mr. osborn. that’s kind of you to say. we’re doing well, trying to adjust to a fourth in the family.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's a big family. I hope you're both happy. I'll do my best to keep your kids healthy too. Anytime you need help, you know how to contact me.

[spiderkraken]

oh we are, we’re tired but we’re happy. i didn’t anticipate having a big family, but it makes sense, there were six of us before my parents died.

thank you, you know. i still feel wary around you, but it’s nice… what you’re doing for us. i don’t know what i’d do if i lost my three i had with harry and harry himself.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Six? I grew up in a family of three and then when I raised my version of Harry it was just him and me. I suppose I'm used to small families at this point.

Wary is an upgrade from hostile, I don't expect you to accept me, especially from what I've been able to peice together about your experiences with your version of me.

[spiderkraken]

yep, i’ve got three siblings. all technically identical, except one of us transitioned, then my parents. course, we got split up after they died. i think i just missed having that amount of love in my life, i want to give my kids the life i never had.

i’ve come to realize you’re not him. you don’t even look like my norman, which is a massive relief. i guess that’s why i’ve been able to come around more. still, with a name and company like my norman… just don’t hurt either of my boyfriends and we’re good.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Mmm, I can relate to that... I hope you're successful.

I don't plan to harm anyone, I've been working hard to clean up after the whole Goblin mess... You've got a second boyfriend? I didn't know that. Who is he? I don't think I've met him.

[spiderkraken]

so far i have been. i co-own the largest corporation in new york city with my mother, we just recently renamed it to octo corp from oscorp, actually.

oh, yeah, i do. i’ve only got the two, the other i have a son with. his name’s flint, you may have seen him ‘round these parts. got a blog and everything @fantasmademojabi

[spiderkraken]

Happy Birthday. I hope you and Harry are having a good day.

thanks, mr. osborn. that’s kind of you to say. we’re doing well, trying to adjust to a fourth in the family.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's a big family. I hope you're both happy. I'll do my best to keep your kids healthy too. Anytime you need help, you know how to contact me.

[spiderkraken]

oh we are, we’re tired but we’re happy. i didn’t anticipate having a big family, but it makes sense, there were six of us before my parents died.

thank you, you know. i still feel wary around you, but it’s nice… what you’re doing for us. i don’t know what i’d do if i lost my three i had with harry and harry himself.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Six? I grew up in a family of three and then when I raised my version of Harry it was just him and me. I suppose I'm used to small families at this point.

Wary is an upgrade from hostile, I don't expect you to accept me, especially from what I've been able to peice together about your experiences with your version of me.

[spiderkraken]

yep, i’ve got three siblings. all technically identical, except one of us transitioned, then my parents. course, we got split up after they died. i think i just missed having that amount of love in my life, i want to give my kids the life i never had.

i’ve come to realize you’re not him. you don’t even look like my norman, which is a massive relief. i guess that’s why i’ve been able to come around more. still, with a name and company like my norman… just don’t hurt either of my boyfriends and we’re good.

[spiderkraken]

Happy Birthday. I hope you and Harry are having a good day.

thanks, mr. osborn. that’s kind of you to say. we’re doing well, trying to adjust to a fourth in the family.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's a big family. I hope you're both happy. I'll do my best to keep your kids healthy too. Anytime you need help, you know how to contact me.

[spiderkraken]

oh we are, we’re tired but we’re happy. i didn’t anticipate having a big family, but it makes sense, there were six of us before my parents died.

thank you, you know. i still feel wary around you, but it’s nice… what you’re doing for us. i don’t know what i’d do if i lost my three i had with harry and harry himself.

[theolicious]

You two are precious!

[spiderkraken]

hi sak. been a while, hasn’t it? you know your roommate’s a father again, yeah? whassat make you, the scary uncle?

kidding.

[spiderkraken]

Happy Birthday. I hope you and Harry are having a good day.

thanks, mr. osborn. that’s kind of you to say. we’re doing well, trying to adjust to a fourth in the family.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's a big family. I hope you're both happy. I'll do my best to keep your kids healthy too. Anytime you need help, you know how to contact me.

[spiderkraken]

oh we are, we’re tired but we’re happy. i didn’t anticipate having a big family, but it makes sense, there were six of us before my parents died.

thank you, you know. i still feel wary around you, but it’s nice… what you’re doing for us. i don’t know what i’d do if i lost my three i had with harry and harry himself.

[spiderkraken]

happy birthday peter!

aww, thanks, lou! i miss you so much, i hope everything’s doing alright in cali!

[spiderkraken]

Happy Birthday. I hope you and Harry are having a good day.

thanks, mr. osborn. that’s kind of you to say. we’re doing well, trying to adjust to a fourth in the family.