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Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@theolicious
You've probably seen my name around.
Harry Osborn. He/She/They.
Polyamorous. Engaged to the stunning @spiderkraken.
Sometimes my roommate hops on. It/Its for that one.
Proud father. T+O+T 💞
RVH awareness🎗️
No minors, no exceptions.
( admin info + more under the cut )
(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people
I may have been wrong about your character. I will try to be less judgmental in the future. I have been informed that I have anger management problems and "speak like a super villain".
I will try to correct this.
it's ok bestie everybodys on their own journey <3 lots of people misunderstand my character. most people who like me and wear tshirts with my face on them are the worst fucking assholes you'll ever meet and i hate all of them
He does speak like a supervillain though. I guess it's a hard pattern to break.
Maybe it's a generational thing, I didn't grow up with Facebook and My Space like the rest of you.
I don't know all these slang terms.
I for one am grateful for this
Oh would that be cringe Harry? Would that be a big yikes? Am I too much of a Boomer for you? Bet.
Oh god please stop talking.
( Whyaren'tyoudeadinallrealitiesthiscouldhavebeenavoided )
No cap.
Hah that ones fun I'm going to pepper that in liberallyninto my lexicon.
I was dead, but it didn't take.
C'mon Harry, aren't you proud of me for learning Gen Z lingo.
....No, you sound like my fianceé and it's weird AF, stop that.
No doubt. That's cringe.
... I'm repesting myself, give me a few minutes I need to watch more of these TikTok videos, and write down the words and how to use them, when I return you're going to be so cooked.
I've never met this man in my life.
I may have been wrong about your character. I will try to be less judgmental in the future. I have been informed that I have anger management problems and "speak like a super villain".
I will try to correct this.
it's ok bestie everybodys on their own journey <3 lots of people misunderstand my character. most people who like me and wear tshirts with my face on them are the worst fucking assholes you'll ever meet and i hate all of them
He does speak like a supervillain though. I guess it's a hard pattern to break.
Maybe it's a generational thing, I didn't grow up with Facebook and My Space like the rest of you.
I don't know all these slang terms.
I for one am grateful for this
Oh would that be cringe Harry? Would that be a big yikes? Am I too much of a Boomer for you? Bet.
Oh god please stop talking.
( Whyaren'tyoudeadinallrealitiesthiscouldhavebeenavoided )
No cap.
Hah that ones fun I'm going to pepper that in liberallyninto my lexicon.
I was dead, but it didn't take.
C'mon Harry, aren't you proud of me for learning Gen Z lingo.
....No, you sound like my fianceé and it's weird AF, stop that.
I may have been wrong about your character. I will try to be less judgmental in the future. I have been informed that I have anger management problems and "speak like a super villain".
I will try to correct this.
it's ok bestie everybodys on their own journey <3 lots of people misunderstand my character. most people who like me and wear tshirts with my face on them are the worst fucking assholes you'll ever meet and i hate all of them
He does speak like a supervillain though. I guess it's a hard pattern to break.
Maybe it's a generational thing, I didn't grow up with Facebook and My Space like the rest of you.
I don't know all these slang terms.
I for one am grateful for this
Oh would that be cringe Harry? Would that be a big yikes? Am I too much of a Boomer for you? Bet.
Oh god please stop talking.
( Whyaren'tyoudeadinallrealitiesthiscouldhavebeenavoided )
I may have been wrong about your character. I will try to be less judgmental in the future. I have been informed that I have anger management problems and "speak like a super villain".
I will try to correct this.
it's ok bestie everybodys on their own journey <3 lots of people misunderstand my character. most people who like me and wear tshirts with my face on them are the worst fucking assholes you'll ever meet and i hate all of them
He does speak like a supervillain though. I guess it's a hard pattern to break.
Maybe it's a generational thing, I didn't grow up with Facebook and My Space like the rest of you.
I don't know all these slang terms.
I for one am grateful for this
Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group
@spiderkraken
@theolicious @fantasmademojabi
LOL
Alright who do I all need to apologize to... I found three empty bottles on the bar, after taking stock I found a bunch of partially full bottles and a lot of used glassware.
Just let me know what I did.
Where do we start?
Harry? My god, I didn't expect to... Okay, let's get this over with. What did your version of me do?
Where do we start? Let me see what you would be able to stomach better.
You sent me off to boarding school after boarding school starting at 11, probably to avoid me, probably to forget you had a great Osborn heir you were responsible for.
You never visited, never once made a call... And for my 16th birthday, you sent me Scotch. Or one of your assistants did.
On your death bed, your greatest gift to me was the news of a deadly virus, incurable as of then, and that you were "sorry" for never treating me like your son.
For years, you and your team have needlessly harassed my old best friend, stalking him around and recording him whenever he went, like he was more important to you than your own fucking blood.
Alright who do I all need to apologize to... I found three empty bottles on the bar, after taking stock I found a bunch of partially full bottles and a lot of used glassware.
Just let me know what I did.
Where do we start?
dog person or cat person?
oh, definitely a cat person. i hang around dog people all the time, though, if you get my drift. ;)
( @spiderkraken this is a callout post. )
you like dog people an awful lot for a cat person /silly
( click )
so meaaaaaan!
[ peter why is your metaphorical tail wagging, then? ]
yeah? you proposed to this meanie, so i think that's your own issue.
dog person or cat person?
oh, definitely a cat person. i hang around dog people all the time, though, if you get my drift. ;)
( @spiderkraken this is a callout post. )
you like dog people an awful lot for a cat person /silly
( click )
dog person or cat person?
oh, definitely a cat person. i hang around dog people all the time, though, if you get my drift. ;)
( @spiderkraken this is a callout post. )
guess who got proposed to after the Knicks won?????????? i guess???!!!!!
har, with everything going on, do we still want to keep the baby? i mean, i do want to have another kid with you, but i don’t want to put you through more stress and worry you and all that junk.
don’t take that as me saying i don’t want another kid with you… please.
- @spiderkraken
No--
I don't -- Don't make me think about it yet, please. Can we. Are there any tests we can run...?
Please.
Hi Harry!!
@emiliakane
Hey, Emilia. Long time no see.
..... Fuck.
Send 🍆 for my muse’s reaction to being sent a very intentional nude Or Send “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
