Your Neighborhood Web Head!

| From Earth-314159 | He/they! | kind of a rp acc? | just my silly side blog | don’t be afraid to interact | bat-dopted by @brucie-wayne-offical | Mod’s name: whatever you think fits best works! Note: mod is also a minor | CDT time |

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🎶Spooder man spooder man 🎵

🎵Slips from his web, to hit a trash can🎶

CLANk

“Owww”

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I’m going to die alone…

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Behold my stim board! I’ve seen a few and wanted to make one for myself! What do you think?

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gives you one (1) bandaid over your hurts

Thank you brochacho…I really needed that!

Eugh. Still feeling a little woozy though.

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Uhh surprise *gives you the stone cold stunner for no reason at all*

*Hic sob* why is everyone so aggressive with me? I’m just a little guy… *sniffles* What did I do to deserve this?

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And that’s why I’ll never do that again. Oh, come on! As if I was in the wrong. Seriously—you know I’m not. That villain had it coming a mile away! Yeah. Literally falling into my web. Who even makes flies who are bitten by radioactive humans anyway? Like, it was not fun trying to swat that thing and having it hit full grown-man size punches at me. H-Hey! Don’t laugh! You know I’m still sensitive towards those spider jokes! Okay, yeah…it waaas kind of funny. But—oh, hold on. I got company over so I need to let you go now. Ta-ta! Bye-bye! You hang up…no, you hang up, haha! Okay, okay, fine. We’ll both hang up at the count of three. One…two…three!

Ahem…sorry, for that. How are you today?

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Stop…please…no more…nnngh…

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Haunts you again oOoOooOo

I don’t have the logic of a stereotypical blonde white girl in horror movies…BEGONE EVIL SPIRIT!!

*pathetically throws a crucifix and holy water*

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Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished folk! One at a time please! I can only handle so much!

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*Pours glitter on your suit* do you or do you not feel bonita?

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You will begin to have explosive diarrhea in 4 days…

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I’m just a boy

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Sees a bunch of pink ponies:

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I still think this is my best joke yet

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Hello fellow spider. :D

- @inkystarspider

Hm? Oh hey buddy! What earth are you from? Did you also get a little watch from Miguel or are you more of a “Dr Strange” type spider where you’re just able to move through different dimensions?

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how've you been spidey? (im still sorry about getting you twunked, in my defense im right)

I AM CRASHING OUT RIGHT NOW!! (I stubbed my toe)

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Why am I the way that I am…

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Spidy. I need your strength to do smt in class.

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I love to help! What is it that you need brotato chip?

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Heheheh

penis

Cool cool cool cool cool.

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meow -🐱

MURR MEOW MEOW MEW (surprise shawty)