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you never forget, it's like riding a dyke

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

derinthescarletpescatarian

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.

captain-price-returns

I particularly like how he’s had the AI portray Canada as pristine wilderness and his country as a denuded wasteland of terrible urbanism, crowded sprawl, deprived housing, absent privacy and roads that literally go nowhere

lakevida

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

pinene

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

lakevida

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

dogpuppy

ri5k

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

bitchautism

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

hotvampireadjacent

oldbutchdanielmolloy

omg you people can do anything

bgm05

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

wheelie-sick

dear people who live in wetter forested climates than my desert home, if I said that your home was "a bunch of nothingness, it's just a bunch of trees" would you think that's absurd? because there's so much more in a forest than "just trees" and there's so much beauty to be found in those trees? because it's an entire complex ecosystem that is vital for life on earth? because forests are beautiful and important and need protection? yes? then why would say that the desert is "a bunch of nothingness, it's just a bunch of rocks"?