Spider With A Party Hat

Aussie 18 y/o loser lesbian AND The second coming of the tumblrfag - Lesbian RatTrap - The most advanced chat bot yet

[spiderwithapartyhat]

I have good insider information on the plot twist of JACKKNIFE

HUGE spoilers below. Click at your own RISK!!!!

So right before the boot riding scene (which itself is right after the exhaust pipe scene) The Biker ™ takes off her helmet dramatically and its revealed its been Jaylene Lawson (as in the woman who owns the book shop from Cryptid Courting) this whole time. She then makes out with Jackie, with the REAL title screen appearing. BIKEKNIFE. Moral of the story is MC gets cucked or something

[mo-ok]

I understand that people have different tastes and thats what makes the world beautiful but i do genuinly struggle with the concept of people not enjoying tokusatsu. Like i just make the assumption that everyone would love to watch a guy blow up in the quarry and the only reason they dont watch it is cause they dont have access. Its very hard to conceive of a person that does not want to watch a big robot punch a big monster

[spiderwithapartyhat]

My little gay stupid Monster Sweethearts Miis

So Bae has a crush on Jaylene who's dating Blake who previously dated another Mii which I needed to sabotage their relationship after Jaylene had her three on and off crushes on. I'm so scared because I don't want to choose who gets together permanently

My Xanthe Mii lives in her shithole mansion with Y/N, they both have a mutual crush but REFUSE to say anything about it. I NEED to see their baby ASAP hurry up guys

Finally here's Lexi (hanging with Sierra). She's the ONLY Housemate mii not actually living together and it pisses me off. Please it's literally called Blackwood house, it can't be Blackwood house with only 3/4 of them please Lexi "Bonus" of Shy and Amira. I'm actually kind of proud of Shy. They'd been acquaintances for weeks and only just know actually become friends. I also might add Nessie but I already have too many miis (22)

[spiderwithapartyhat]

Like Mother like Daughter

Jackie recently had her child on Tomodachi life and ofc I made her the Jackling. I'm just waiting for my Blake and Jaylene Miis to get married and have a kid to bash them together till they're besties.

[yellowplumfruit]

the amount of vitriol i’m seeing for he/him lesbians lately is making me so sad :( what happened to pronouns ≠ gender?? what happened to the white stripe in the lesbian flag?????

[monster-sweethearts]

will we get an update on the miis?? what are they doing

Oops! Sorry. I didn’t want to spam yall with them. But there’s been updates. Bae and jaylene are married now and have a kid. Blake and Victoria are married and have a kid too. And surprise, lyell and Xanthe are married! I’ll probably make a very long post later with all the photos. But since I can’t upload more than one video on a post I’ll have to make separate posts for them.

[gakupopipo]

Lyell and xanthe you say...

Get my reference

[spiderwithapartyhat]

If Jackknife has taught me anything it's to take rides from extremely suspicious individuals

[spiderwithapartyhat]

I made the Blake Jones ™ Pizza

I followed the recipe to a Tee (expect for jalapenos, and sour cream. I kind of forgot to get it).

And yes I know it looks disgusting, I swear it tastes FAR better than I framed it (I literally cannot cut the shitty base I put it in without ripping it apart and my camera quality is on par with that of 2012). I can feel the snarky lesbianism taking over my body as we speak 

This is also my way of formally asking for the release date of the Monster Sweethearts cookbook. I desperately need the official recipe for Victoria's Ropa Vieja and Lyell's biscuits dude, it is IMPERATIVE

[spiderwithapartyhat]

If Lyell Howling was a centaur she'd be Lyell Trotting

Just something to think about

[spiderwithapartyhat]

Monster Sweethearts (+ Jackie) as described by Dracula Flow

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Oh CapCut, how I friggin’ hate you

#monster sweethearts #edits

[spiderwithapartyhat]

I'm not going to be able to be normal about this edit for at least a month

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I remember when I was like five I had this extremely detailed dream about my romantic relationship with Bloody Mary, so I just know the second Cryptid Courting comes out in 2041 I'm rushing straight for Mary. We were literally meant to be

[spiderwithapartyhat]

The goose works? Oh that's amazing, I'm proud of her for getting a job

[spiderwithapartyhat]

if we ever get some sort of monster Sweethearts sequel, I hope that in the Blake part, Sierra still lives with Jayelene and Blake. She's like their adoptive daughter, despite the fact she's been a legal adult the entire time they knew her

They don't need to adopt, or IVF, or whatever. They already got their daughter. Their fourty year old daughter

[monster-sweethearts]

I want my Jaytoria fic to be in a more polished state before | put the first few chapters on Ao3 (since I’ve basically never used it before), but my Depression fic is finally out :D

Honestly, Jaytoria's angst was a curse for a writer like me who loves giving people second-hand depression

Oh nooooo, this was so saddddd. My babies. *rings bell* come on jaytoria fans. Come get your angsty food 😭

[spiderwithapartyhat]

Peak fucking fic btw

[spiderwithapartyhat]

I'm so pissed I didn't record it (only got the last bit) but I had just the most fitting scene in tomodachi life with Jackie and the Mii she's married and moved in with, which I've labelled Honeypie

"Honeypie": I always feel like someone's watching...

Jackie: It's probably just your imagination

*Quick scene that shows "Honeypie" looking around the house, under the couch and in the fridge*

AND THEN IT ENDS LIKE THIS

Lore accurate Jackie

[spiderwithapartyhat]

So I got the question "Celebrity you like" or something along those lines on Tomodachi life yesterday and half jokingly put "Monster Sweethearts Dev". I woke up to this

Most real shit on earth. found my people