I'm Criminal Minds Trash

Spike, he/him, 22. Primarily incorrect quotes, also some other stuff too. I ship just about everything in this fandom, but it's mainly Jemily and Moreid.

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

telling my kids this was Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss and David Rossi

[supercriminalbean]

Hotch: Okay JJ, Prentiss, Garcia your with me Dave you take the other children...agents with you.

Rossi: Got it.

Bau:

Prentiss: Dad?

Morgan: *gasp* Papa?

*Parental death stares from both Rossi & Hotch*

Hotch: Never call us that again.

Morgan: got it mama. *smirks*

Rossi: *smacks Morgan*

*later on*

Garcia: *runs into Hotchs office* Hey Dads look I made cookies.

Hotch: *looks up smiling* chocolate chip?

Rossi: Oooh you do make the best ones kiddo.

[birdclowns]

tha dream team <3

[spikestartrek]

Actually the way my favorite character exists in my head is how he actually is. You guys are the ones getting the character wrong

[ropoto]

JJ and Derek through seasons

requested by anon - thank you for the request! <3

[gublersgoblin]

Derek: it’s not my fault hotch likes me more than you

Emily: oh don’t flatter yourself

Emily: hotch likes everyone more than me

[maomao-the-cat]

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

[chaotic-bisexual-screaming]

Hotch, interviewing Rossi for the job: So I know you work with us before so–

Penelope, in the bullpen: Derek get off the table your going to fall!

Derek, tripping and falling into his desk: ow

Emily: *laughing maniacally*

Rossi: Is he okay?

Hotch, unfazed: Yes. So anyways I know you have the qualifications and we would be happy to–

Spencer: The coffee machine isn’t working! Fix it or I’ll die.

Hotch: I’ll get it later! Anyways you would be an amazing addition to the team and we’d love to have you–

JJ, screaming: Spencer how is your coffee on fire?

Spencer, still drinking it: I don’t know *sip*

Hotch: Please, excuse me. *grabs fire extinguisher and put out his coffee* Can you guys not behave like children for five minutes? *fix’s the coffee machine* I’m in the middle of working and I have to come out to fix your problems. *Puts a bandaid on Dereks bleeding head and gives it a kiss* You would all be dead without me.

Hotch, back in his office: Sorry about that, like I was saying you would be a great addition to the team and we’d love to have you back.

Rossi, ready for the chaos: Where do I sign up?

[deadravenclaw]

Hotch: Okay who broke the toaster?

Spencer: It was Emily

Derek: It was Emily

Emily, looking at JJ:

JJ:

JJ: It was Emily

Emily: YOU PROMISED

[spikeattack]

Why is it so hard for some people to read tags, warnings, and summaries on fanfics? 

I’m honestly getting really tired of people complaining about not wanting to see things that I warned them about it in the tags or summary, sometimes in the chapter itself before it happened.

I’m tired of having to re-explain to people that are complaining about details in my fic that are inaccurate to the movie that my fic is based on the books and not the movies when I included that fact in the description. 

I know you can read because you read whatever it was that bothered you so why can’t you read where I warned you about it? It’s literally the first thing you see before you even open the fic. And if you’re using ao3 you can filter out the things you don’t want to read

[confused--mind]

Tara: we're supposed to be a family. What happened to this group?

Emily: *pacing back and worth while murmuring insults*

Derek: *sobbing while punching thin air*

Spencer: *curled up in a corner*

Rossi: *drunk, asleep in a chair*

Hotch: *missing*

[spikecriminalminds]

Derek: What if, hear me out, I mixed my pre-workout with Monster instead of water?

Hotch: What if, hear me out, you didn’t do that?

[221bshrlocked]

Why do you reblog your own fics so much?

Because someone might as well!? And look at this. Look. At. This.

Does this look right to you??

These are just the last three fics I wrote. I appreciate the likes, believe me I do, but you have to understand. Likes do nothing for content creators. It’s the reblogs. Because that’s how you find shit on your dashboard. Through reblogs. Not likes. This isn’t twitter or tiktok or instagram. This is a website that’s run by the reblog system.

Reblogging helps content creators put their stuff out there. Why do you think so many people stopped writing fanfic and creating beautiful fanart and edits? It’s because they put in hours of work and don’t get nearly enough notes for their masterpieces. Yes we do this because we enjoy it but like...some validation won’t hurt. A boost of confidence here and there might be all someone needs to finish whatever thing they started and left.

Anyway, I’m still going to reblog my shit...

[raewritesfiction]

I think I’m gonna restart blogging my own shit.

[221bshrlocked]

WRITERS. ARTISTS. EDITORS.

REBLOG YOUR OWN WORK.

THERE IS NO SHAME IN IT.

[kinkybazsmolsnow]

And still there'd be people who'd not REBLOG this post

[fdowling-stan]

Not to mention not commnting on fics 👀 that is basically why i list interest in continuing my fic

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[petalsbleedingbeak]

Making new content for a dead fandom

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Being in a fandom but not caught up on all the latest content when everyone’s talking about it

[alvezs]

no bc something about the way everyone is so quick to suspect morgan in profiler profiled and hotch even takes that weirdly accusatory tone throughout the episode ?? and they’re literally borderline accusing someone they should trust and work with on a daily basis of MURDER yet four seasons later in lauren, everyone is giving prentiss the benefit of the doubt even tho she was being shady and did some shady stuff in the past & somehow morgan is the odd man out in that episode for being sketched out by her like hello......... Very suspishus indeed ...

[spikecriminalminds]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who felt this way

[kittyandco-archive]

asks for fic writers

I'm sure there are hundreds of these out there, but I wanted to make my own! Be kind and try to send one to the person you reblogged from!

1) Where does your literary inspiration come from? Do you have a favorite writer/writing style that you learn from?

2) What kind of music do you listen to while writing?

3) Favorite thing (dialogue, description, etc.) to write?

4) Least favorite thing (dialogue, description, etc.) to write?

5) Do you have a genre you always gravitate to? Do you have a genre you don't think you're good at writing?

6) Favorite piece you've ever written?

7) Least favorite piece you've ever written?

8) How long have you been writing?

9) Do you use fic to improve yourself or just write for fun?

10) Do you have unposted works?

11) Give us an excerpt of your current WIP!

12) Is there something you plan to write, but aren't confident enough to start?

13) Would you ever branch out into professional writing?

14) How did you start writing?

15) How would you describe your style?

16) Which fandoms do you write for the most?

17) What's the title of your first fic? What was it about, what's the word count, etc.?

18) What's the title of your most recent fic? What is it about, what's the word count, etc.?

19) Do you think you'll always enjoy writing fanfiction?

20) Make up your own question!