alright, I think PrinceZam and Branzy stream cured me
like, I'm not kidding. I'm actually feeling like I've slept enough today, even though I had my normal amount of sleep (~5,5h), and I'm also feeling REALLY calm, which.... has never happened before in the mornings????
can u fucking imagine living in lifesteal & dealing with All That. today ur gonna work on ur farmland so u can start working on the economy w ur village ^_^ u had to go 2 sleep 5k km away from ur house so nobody can jump you when u wake up. u get home and its all fucking exploded bc ur friend sold ur gps coordinates on ebay for 10 bucks and a mcdonalds coupon. cowabummer! just another day in da office!
Lifestealers reactions to communism / how they would act in a communist meeting:
Mapicc: Heard that capitalism was theft and got really excited. Bless my boy, but he's never once had a morally correct thought in his life. Doesn’t understand that industrial action and industrial sabotage aren’t always the same thing.
Ashswag: Is it rude to call him a tankie? Anyways, tankie. (CC Ash was going to go to a Young Communists meeting but when he looked at the facebook page and saw who was going, he dipped)
Reddoons: Calls himself socially liberal but fiscally conservative. Said that once and got audibly boo’d. Gets interviewed a lot for local political news and is anonymised as 'local businessman' but everyone knows it's him.
Vitalasy: Went along to meetings because he thought he'd make more friends there!
Subz: Got dragged along by Vitalasy and keeps trying to convince him to leave but to no avail.
Planetlord: Anarcho-Communist <3 Kropotkin fan. Literally never got dragged into discourse because his default blank facial expression just makes people feel bad.
Bacon: Kinda sits and chills but whenever people start a fight he's in the corner with like an encyclopaedia of Marxism just fact checking. Has brought popcorn to meetings before.
Clown: Anarcho-Capitalist (booo)
YeahJaron: Wants to live on a commune and has already started rooftop and windowsill gardening in his flat to prepare. The only person thinking about the laundry in the commune.
Don Turnt: Pretty happy to go along with whatever but keeps trying to suggest that they do a coup as a solution to literally every problem.
Midmysticx: Likes the idea of communism but prefers the aesthetics of art deco movement. She wants the weird experimental design phase to continue forever and despises brutalism.
Cube: Doesn’t mind brutalism too much but is worried about being called out as petty-bourgeoisie just for messing around with circuit boards. Starts sweating profusely whenever technology gets mentioned in a meeting.
Spoke: Excited to start shit during the two minutes of criticism. Already has notes on who he thinks is ready to betray the house. Actively starts leftist-infighting over cartoons that he’s never watched.
Spepticle: Did actually watch the cartoons but is too afraid to enter into the discourse. Spends the meetings hyping himself up to speak but never does. Messages a separate group chat every morning before a meeting being like “Today’s the day! I’m going to speak up” but it’s not happened yet.
Rekrap: Genuinely really worried about what his personal responsibility as a communist should be. He googles the definitions of the words the others use before he says anything during the meetings .
Roshambo: Has been trying to figure out what Marxist historiography actually means and whether that means that they agree or disagree with it. Also is worried that someone will call him out for “enabling late-stage capitalism” by having a Twice photocard on the back of his phone.
Branzy: Had Rosa Luxembourg quotes on his instagram to be cool but got called out on twitter for being a fake-leftist so is now in an escalating series of lies in order to win a pointless online argument.
Pangi: Goes along to meetings to try and canvas for votes for the student union. Whenever anyone brings up his campaign promises and posters he goes “I dunno about that” and changes the subject.
Zam: Initially goes along with Pangi as back-up but now goes to meetings by himself now purely to wind the others up. Since the beginning he's worn a crown to annoy them and has ruined any chances of them voting for Pangi.
Poafa: Is actually pretty chill but as soon as someone minorly inconveniences him, he starts advocating for factionalism and goes for the jugular. Will oppose motions that he agrees with if someone he dislikes brought them up.
Vortex: Keeps meaning to go to meetings but always falls asleep, has other commitments, or the bus is late. Gets Parrot to live-text him the meetings but only reacts with a thumbs-up emoji.
Woogie: Was supposed to be going to a DND meet-up at the library but entered the wrong room and couldn’t leave. His DND character was based-off Wojtek the Soldier bear and they all thought that [Wojtek] was his name but since no-one spoke Polish they nicknamed him Woogie. Assigned Woogie at communism.
Parrot: Runs a local 'communist memes for socialist teens' facebook page. He blocks people whose “vibes are just not it”.
Terrain: Does the weird twitter user thing of adding disclaimers to every statement he makes and dances around the traps laid by Spoke (who’s trying to get Terrain called out)
McClutch: Came to the meeting to film a prank video of him disrupting the meeting but got distracted. Feels personally attacked that the only person who has actually got banned was Zam and started a one-sided war of who could be the worst to have in meetings.
Leowook: Makes soup and brings flasks of it to meetings so he can conveniently sip whenever anyone looks like they might ask him a question. Wore too-nice jeans once and has never heard the end of it.
Dorry for being crazy btw here's a relevant image from my mangoball times:
your spoke is so cute!!! idk what it is about it?? the shading, the colors, your art style as a whole, something just makes him so <3333 you can really tell he was made with love. and I love him so <3
TYYYSMMM <3 I love spoke and I love drawing him a lot so,
Pov: a generic Youtube song came on and this guy is running towards the nearest cliff
If Party (blockwars) has million number of haters I am one of them . if Party (blockwars) has ten haters I am one of them. If Party (blockwars) have only one haters and that is me . If Party (blockwars) has no haters, that means I am no more on the earth . If the world is for the Party (blockwars), I am against the world. I hate Party (blockwars) till my last breath.. .. Die Hard hater of Party (blockwars) .
spoke reminds me of those black cats that are just pure void. like you look at them and you can't distinguish anything apart from their eyes and whiskers - this kind of cat
he also emits such a chaotic energy.... the vibe itself matches so badly, I cant
spoke reminds me of those black cats that are just pure void. like you look at them and you can't distinguish anything apart from their eyes and whiskers - this kind of cat
he also emits such a chaotic energy.... the vibe itself matches so badly, I cant