KATE

She/her

[spinachglazer5000]

You like winter, painting, ceramics, John Steinbeck, and guitar. You can't sing, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never going to make it.

I don't want to make it. I just wanna.....

16(minor) Govern yourself accordingly

Canadian, she/her, no clue what I'm ever doing

Talk to me :3

[st427ey]

u move the o and add an s popiso becomes poopiss 💛💚💛💚

[spinachglazer5000]

seriously considering watching bridgerton based solely on all the franchaela fanart on this site

[deathhull]

happy april fools it is april and I am still a fool

[spinachglazer5000]

lol I would hate to be the sky right now!

[spinachglazer5000]

I NEEVVEEEEERRRRRR get headaches but I’ve had like 4 in the past month. I’ve actually been terribly underestimating what all you headache havers go through on the regular they’re so bad dude

consider this post my formal apology for not recognizing the severity of your plights and also a cry for help. Is this a brain tumour? help

[hisowntruly]

Damn poor Brian too wtf

[spinachglazer5000]

me when I’m pitying myself and then listening to the front bottoms

[spinachglazer5000]

I put my headphones into my ears to listen to some music…

little did I know they were actually my knife headphones

[angel1b0y-deactivated20260430]

Fuck my gayass life or whatever marx said

[paprika223]

Why do ppl insist on wearing gloves while making food? The Turkish man's fingernail yeast adds to the flavor of my döner

[spinachglazer5000]

Same with people who can’t share water vessels. I literally just watched you french your dog stop acting like drinking from someone else’s glass is going to be the end of it all

[angel1b0y-deactivated20260430]

All i want is to be a young upstart journalist who writes satirical articles about the political and social facts controlling the world that eventually incites a rebellion is that too much to fucking ask

[cannibalsarecute-deactivated202]

I feel stupid, I feel gay, I feel like a pervert

[spinachglazer5000]

Affirmations for the down-on-their-luck:

You will get into McGill university

You will live in Montreal

The Montreal arts scene is thriving

You will speak both French and English with proficiency

The snow falls beautifully in the city of Montreal

You will never have to drive a car due to the accessibility of Montreal transit and the walkability of the city

Montreal can be your valentine

[spinachglazer5000]

MISERABLE Monday.

Don't ask.....

[spinachglazer5000]

This was such a funny post of mine idk why nobody liked it

It's short and simple and I spend like 5 minutes laughing every time I remember it

[spinachglazer5000]

There is something wrong with people who dislike cats but love dogs I just can't put my finger on it

[spinachglazer5000]

skins uk is so good I wish britain was real

[spinachglazer5000]

sometimes when I speak loud and fast I can kind of hear the edge of a Toronto accent and it deeply scares me