[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thelibrarina]

And the children with no internet access at home do…what?

[squeeful]

You can mandate online classes when you make high speed internet a public utility. Until then, fuck off and give them their snow days.

[sherpawhale]

john wick is exactly the level of motivated pettiness i aspire to. you killed my dog? i’ll kill you, your dad, and all 500 people working for your dad. fuck you.

[grawly]

can you rephrase the question

[thevoidfish]

griffin wrote this, he knew exactly what he was doing

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[whitepeopletwitter]

Woke

[inkskinned]

“resting bitch face” or, as i like to call it, “a woman that isn’t smiling”

[alixintooblivion]

hey wait it’s true

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

one skin

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

two skin

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

three skin

[slizzard]

dont finish this post

[fucktheevanuris]

ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants]

Someone: Hey what time is it?

Me: What?

Someone: Wha-

Me: It’s 3:20

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[languagebender]

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

[languagebender]

examples: 

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

[comradeclodius]

literally no one in England calls it fairy floss lmao we call it candy floss

[jasntodds]

I’m living

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

It’s like the direct opposite of this

[xeduo]

[zachsilberberg]

enemies

[supersoftly]

he looks like he’s experiencing whip cream 

[titaniumlegman]

What?

[supersoftly]

[savannahfaerie]

here’s another

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[neonprotagonist]

not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.

[otherwindow]

[silverhawk]

u ever just see an animal n ur like “yeah thats perfectly named” bc

this is the violet-crowned woodnymph n like. yeah thats right

[silverhawk]

yeah this is Just Right.