SpitefulHoney87

Just tryna say fuck it in life

[limemints203]

Life Itself

I did it for a month……🎭🎭

I so tired

[ruoling-rena]

A Rendezvous in the Garden

Private commission

Commissioned by @ruoling-rena (me)

Art by 我不吃鸡 (via Mihuashi)

Character interpretation by @limemints203

The black tulip, prized for its exceptionally deep color, has long symbolized mystery, rarity, and the pursuit of an ideal.

[spitefulhoney87]

What I imagine 035's first interaction with a child to be after spending an indescribable amount of time in Alagadda

In any case I am of the belief that scp 035 , while still willing to take child hosts is hesitant to do so. Not out of some moral reasoning but simply because of how a childs mind is very divorced from what he is used to- especially after coming from a realm of indulgance and debauchery like Alagadda. The simple joy of curiosity that children posess more often than not makes him feel uneasy, like he doesn't belong to the host. Pretty much causing cognitive dissonance. Though, he didn't tell Watch that kids are compeltely off the table since, if he had little to no option, he would posess a child host. And he has done so in the past- the first and most important mention being Iphiclus's daughter. Jolanda wasn't possessed in my version.

Basic Idea for the true version of the story 035 told in the tapes: The time when 035 came to this dimension coensided with the era of Mycenaean Greece. His first human host was indeed Iphiclus, whom had a loving family-a wife, two sons and a youngest daughter. He pretended to be Iphiclus to his family, which he did admitedly admirably considering the fact that he tuned down the sadism as he was still adjusting to fitting in with humans. Unlike what 035 said, Iphiclus did not survive, noir did his daughter. The latter's possession left behind a long lasting impression on 035's choice of host due to the discomfort causes by the dissonance he experienced both in psyche and body.

[spitefulhoney87]

Breaking the facade: Inconsistencies

The first act opens, actors take the stage.

Text:

scp 035: So..the interviews aren't cancelled after all. I must say, I'm glad to see you again after how our last chat ended. So, let us begin.

What's on the agenda today, Watchie? What fellow inmates files are up for discussion? Oh! Maybe you wanna know more of my contributions to human culture such as "La Farce de maître Pierre Pathelin"? Oh, how that brings back memories.

Watch: ...We'd like to know more about your past

scp 035: ...Ah...After all I told you before...It's almost insulting how you treat my word.

Watch: ...

scp 035: *Sigh* What else is there to tell you..? I was forged and scorned by the gods. Nothing more, nothing less.

Watch: We'll get to that later, but...Well, we have learned some facts that, to put it frankly, contradict your accounts of some events. We're not saying that everything is a...,ahem,misrepresentation. But, we'd like to clarify some facts and-

scp 035: Yeah Yeah Quit the PR talk and get to the point. This host doesn't have forever, you know...

Watch: We talked to 049 and-

scp 035: Ah, so you talked to that Quack. Well, I suppose I should have seen this coming.

Watch: So, was what 049 said true? You stalked him across Europe?

scp 035: "Stalked" is such an unflattering way to say it. It was more like chaperoning that socially inept, overzealous, inefectual birdbrain. *Deep breath* Though I won't deny, I did make his life a tad bit more...chaotic for a whil. I can see how he might have found my mischief to be a little bit much. Though it still stings that he locked me in that crypt. I thought we had burried the hatchet.

Watch: Sounds like there's still some resentment there

scp 035: Let's see you get locked up for two centuries and walk away all fine and dandy.

Watch: So what did you two talk about during the containment breach in [redacted]?

scp 035: We were cathing up on old times, like I said. Though it was a rather heated catching up

Watch: Heh, guess 049 was glad for the chance to vent, considering how chatty he got after the fact.

scp 035: Oh really...? Well, i'm glad ge got some...catharsis out of it.

Watch: Moving on. What ca nyou tell us of before you came to this dimension?

Authors notes:

Phew this took a while. Honestly this is my first time i've commited to writing a full comic series and i hope it isn't too cheesy from the get-go.

[spitefulhoney87]

Prelude: confrontation

Some discoveries have been made in regards to scp 035's potential past. It's time to end the facade- it has gone on long enough.

I found my old notebook with some character dialogue practice from 035's pov and it gave me divine inspiration to try something new. I'm not good at comics but would like to start them so this is my first step into that area

I do hope it is visible cuz before posting it looks blurry ahhh

[spitefulhoney87]

Watched the new sedition tape and just...so much inconsistency with the previous tapes. Why did 049 omit the truth of what 035 did? Why is the greek god lore for 035 cannon now? I thought we kinda knew he was bullshitting everyone in the og tapes. Also watch is just not a character in this. Im exhagerating ofc but as someone said- clown prince's touch was missed in this tape and if anyone knows why i'd like to know(i only know of his yt channel and all thats there is the fact that bro is a former writer).

Anyways, as any self respecting tumblrite the mere crumb of above average scp content made me jump straight into my fandom phase. So we're getting renewed reference images for my favourite scp's. This fanart is based on an scp sedition au in my brain that I had since i saw the 035's tapes release and then was added upon after 049's tapes release. Sooo it focuses mostly on 035 but 049 and 049-j have some roles to play too, aswell as some oc's thrown into the mix.

Basic plot:

Due to some technological advancements and research conducted by the scp foundation, there comes an opportunity to give 035 an actual permanent body by hardening his secreted liquid. This is good for the foundation since it means less d-class and unwitting scientists wasted to supply the masks hosts and also a way to keep 035 on a leash so he cooperates. After O5's approval and a strict plan being set into place for how this is executed, the plan is set into motion and 035 gains a perma-host and is slowly inducted into being part of the research team at the site.

049's story also starts with a discovery that takes away 049's lethal touch, though it is more due to the effect of another scp rather than through discovery. As such he cannot practice his brand of medicine as he did before and the foundation steps in and offers him a deal of cooperation aswell. He reluctantly accepts.

049-j's story is veerryyy indulgent and not lore accurate at all since, well, i kinda made him just a weirdo who does what he does just to get the hell out of dodge from the scp foundation. He isn't evil but isn't innocent in what he does at the foudnation either. It's just that he wants to get out of the foundation by any means necessary. Funnily enough before 049's tape released, i had headcannoned 049-j raising a daughter in the current day sooo we'll see just how much i actually indulge in this. Also 049 and 049-j were siblings. I say ''were'' because they literally haven't seen eachother since they were human(yes i am cutely ignoring the newest tape, sue me).

Thank you for listening to my rambling, maybe i'll make the au a real thing, maybe not. Who knows owo

[spitefulhoney87]

Earthspark soundwave post season 1 au because season 4 broke me mentally. Literally i hoped it would fix something but no it MADE IT WORSE. Anyways. Here is my soundwave human integration au. The design was inspired in part by the lovely works of @dailymothanon and @lintufriikki (the designs and art of em activate my neurons brrrrrr)

Story:

After Mandroids defeat, the Autobots and Decepticons temporarily work together to gather the emberstone shards. While some like Swindle thought it best to try and bargain with the shards that idea was shut down pretty quickly by the rest of the Decepticons since the Autobots had found a way to call for help to Cybertron and they'd rather not stay stranded on this rock. The Autobots work to get their distress call out and before the Decepticons can get their promised turn Bumblebee and some other Autobots start discussing whether that's the right call behind the Decepticosn back- which catches the audials of Starscream and later the rest of the Decepticons. After finding this out, upset about the obvious betrayal, Starscream sneaks into the communications devices building and manages to get a distress call out to the Decepticons on Cybertron, getting a reply that with the current situation getting to Earth may take two years. He is unsurprisingly caught after the fact by the Autobots who see his actions as a betrayal of trust. A conflict breaks out in which Starscream is injured and the rest of the Decepticons, deciding to take their chances on their own, scatter.

For the ex second in comand(sorry Screamer you were 3rd at best), escaping imprisonment meant hiding amongst humans, in plain sight per se. Though transformers cant quite adapt human disguises(Tarantulas isnt sharing the devices, honestly noone knows where he is) they can change their appearences slightly. Shrinked forms, smaller pauldrons, sleeker servos and stabilizers hidden by clothing for example can give a pretty bulky but convincing human shape which is what soundwave capitalised on. Pretending to be a biker, he integrates as best he can into human society with Ravage and Lazerbeak. Frenzy however is seemingly living their best life playing shows. The energon requirements in this smaller form is also smaller which means that they can easily make a stash of some stolen energon every once in a while and get by.

If you made it this far I humbly thank you

Sidenotes:

I wanted to just give Soundwave a cozy ark since I headcannon him as not having had a break in millenia except for that imprisonment interval at G.H.O.S.T. So what will he do while disguising as a human? Why, work at a coffeeshop while living with a rommate that just doesn't catch onto the fact that his roommate isn't quite human of course!

Sometime later i'll do Starscreams ark but just know he became an adopted guardian. That bot is getting the redemption ark he DESERVES

Please do not judge me and my mid ahh art. I did the best i can with the amount of content we had on soundwave(literally i found no images of him from the back so i improvised)

[moodyvoid]

I thought about Vox having the “Leave a tip” screen on his face and it made me laugh.

[spitefulhoney87]

Beautiful

I've been staring at it for 10 minutes

[hutteer]

silly vincent

[spitefulhoney87]

Me n my shawtie(i am vincent)

[x1fusion]

forgot about Valentine’s Day lowkey…..

EHEHHEHEHHEHEHHEHHEHEH

first time posting in a community, I thought it also posted in my page I’m condusseddd😭😭😭

[vanethealpacca]

YouTuber alastor au

I'm so sorry for this cursed one 😭

This meme

I think I made too much au's but this one is just for fun

Feed you guys shark Vincent once again but this time with deer alastor

I was about to make more of this au but I'm busy in college rn so this is all I got 💔

This au is based on amir who's online in social media while Christian borle isn't and also based one me and my friend who is not chronically online but I am

[mouseycometz]

He makes the prettiest expressions. I crave him.

[spitefulhoney87]

you forgot the best one

Doe eyed starscream

[random-cockroach]

Yes.

[spitefulhoney87]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THE PLOT WE DESERRRRVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD

[freakmitri]

Empty.

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Song is Spit by Show Me The Body

[spitefulhoney87]

This elicits that same unfathomably deep feeling of hurt you get while watching one of those sad dog videos but, like, even worse

[devilbeez]

How dare none of you told me Starscream became a full fledged father in season 2–

[devilbeez]

I stand corrected, should’ve known honestly

[spitefulhoney87]

Tssssss sorry bestie. We all went through it if it helps.

[dailymothanon]

(@suja-janee’s Soundwave & Shockwave designs in the first piece!) An ES Soundwave human design 🙂‍↕️ I haven’t seen one yet so I just decided to make one myself. His thing is a helmet btw so think like. A power ranger or something. And he has bionic/robo arms for his palm sound blaster stuff 🤔 girl essentially got a crop top jacket in the field 🙄 but I can’t blame a him for wanting to slay

[greiilock]