Breaking the facade: Inconsistencies
The first act opens, actors take the stage.
Text:
scp 035: So..the interviews aren't cancelled after all. I must say, I'm glad to see you again after how our last chat ended. So, let us begin.
What's on the agenda today, Watchie? What fellow inmates files are up for discussion? Oh! Maybe you wanna know more of my contributions to human culture such as "La Farce de maître Pierre Pathelin"? Oh, how that brings back memories.
Watch: ...We'd like to know more about your past
scp 035: ...Ah...After all I told you before...It's almost insulting how you treat my word.
Watch: ...
scp 035: *Sigh* What else is there to tell you..? I was forged and scorned by the gods. Nothing more, nothing less.
Watch: We'll get to that later, but...Well, we have learned some facts that, to put it frankly, contradict your accounts of some events. We're not saying that everything is a...,ahem,misrepresentation. But, we'd like to clarify some facts and-
scp 035: Yeah Yeah Quit the PR talk and get to the point. This host doesn't have forever, you know...
Watch: We talked to 049 and-
scp 035: Ah, so you talked to that Quack. Well, I suppose I should have seen this coming.
Watch: So, was what 049 said true? You stalked him across Europe?
scp 035: "Stalked" is such an unflattering way to say it. It was more like chaperoning that socially inept, overzealous, inefectual birdbrain. *Deep breath* Though I won't deny, I did make his life a tad bit more...chaotic for a whil. I can see how he might have found my mischief to be a little bit much. Though it still stings that he locked me in that crypt. I thought we had burried the hatchet.
Watch: Sounds like there's still some resentment there
scp 035: Let's see you get locked up for two centuries and walk away all fine and dandy.
Watch: So what did you two talk about during the containment breach in [redacted]?
scp 035: We were cathing up on old times, like I said. Though it was a rather heated catching up
Watch: Heh, guess 049 was glad for the chance to vent, considering how chatty he got after the fact.
scp 035: Oh really...? Well, i'm glad ge got some...catharsis out of it.
Watch: Moving on. What ca nyou tell us of before you came to this dimension?
Authors notes:
Phew this took a while. Honestly this is my first time i've commited to writing a full comic series and i hope it isn't too cheesy from the get-go.
