instant elephant mix

What's grey and powdery? Instant elephant mix. No I don't know what that means either. (21 - they/he)

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i go by Corvi, Draco, Harrison, Avery, or Terry (none of which are my birth name)! 21, he/they/it preferred, stewpid Brit

i draw, animate, write, and make fursuits, but my creative stuff is mostly on other sites. my animation will be on my youtube @/DracoFelis, art will mostly be on my insta @/classy_corvidae, my AO3 is @/Classy_Corvidae

my interests include the works of Matthew Holness (A Gun for George, Garth Marenghi, Possum, etc), Warrior Cats, Littlest Pet Shop, Cheap Trick, Ghost (the band), Doctor Who, classic horror, Night in the Woods, and MLP FiM. There's a ton of other stuff I enjoy but that's the main things. I have a website but it's a WIP.

i answer any questions that come my way, i might take a bit to get to them though.

I have a Warriors OC comic blog (not yet used) and a Matthew Holness fanblog

Tags so you can find my posts easy V V

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making five finger handpaws is hard when you have Tiny Petite Fucking Baby Spider Hands but it's worth it for how much i want clifford to have opposable thumbs

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i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

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just got back from a late night walk. do recommend

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I think i should make a Garth Marenghi animation to Charmless Man by Blur

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jfc so many

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thinking of posting every drawing of Terry ive ever done (minus the. 18+ ones)

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people are evil and ignorant and cruel and inconsiderate and they make me angry and i hate them often. and my teeth hurt but thats irrelevant

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most criticism i've seen of the garth marenghi books is essentially "the book is bad and that's the joke but the joke goes on for too long" and i think you NEED to learn to enjoy these books unironically too. i'm genuinely invested in this stupid shit and i know it's A Comedy And It's Not That Deep but you really get more enjoyment out of it if you can love it beyond the joke

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addition: I'd really love to recommend the TerrorTome Trilogy to people cause I love them for all their absurd glory but then I have to be like "oh yeah and all this happens because the protagonist bonks a kinky haunted typewriter"

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sorry mom you raised a daughter and ended up with a twink

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i dont know if theres anyone i can appropriately reach out to rn so im just gonna tell my tumblr that i feel tired and bad. hi i feel bad and tired.

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the other day i was at the movies and when the trailer for a movie (roses of nevada) played i instantly thought (based off what i know he likes) "oh my god holness would love this..." this parasocial shit gets serious

i think about this a lot. i wonder if he would like things im watching or songs im listening to. if im gonna be parasocial ill at least do it in the vaguely acceptable "i want to share my favourite things with you" way

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whenever i meet someone new you have to imagine me slowly circling them and sniffing at them like an intrigued but cautious beast, trying to tell if this unfamiliar creature is going to bite and kill me in the near future

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i hate that ed sheeran song that's like "i wanna kiss your eyes" cause bitch what the fuck

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I have art to do i need to lock the fuck in

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me helping my friends through their relationship problems with my relevant experience of 1 college relationship that ended really awkwardly after he touched my no no square and made me wonder if i ever wanted to date again

Call me the marriage counsellor atp

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think it's a bit weird to donate underwear to a charity shop. I had to sort a donation bag today that had a lot of used socks and in fact Panties. Knickers. Not visibly used but not new in the packaging either. do people realise we are not going to sell these??

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IM SO ABNORMAL ABOUT HIM!!