THIS KISS IS SOMETHING I CAN'T RESIST!

this kiss is something i can't risk!

[therehearsal2022]

hi my name is rio lawyerkitty (19 he/him white). facts about me:

im sweet and i love everyone im a perfect angel 😇

everything i say is a joke unless you agree with it

bicurious gay man attracted to straight men

dont follow me because of drawings because i hate drawing.

i love tim and eric, snl, britcom yaoi, and general rpf #sorry. and i like bad sketch comedy a lot <3

i like dubcon and rape and abuse and suicide and motherson fauxcest. so if you follow me you accept i like these things

the only consistent trigger tag on #myblog is for flashing or eyestrain.

problematic movie watcher and fetishizer

watch on cinema at the cinema 🍿

letterboxd

gregg turkington backstabber edit / tim heidecker born again edit

rick dagless joyride edit / rick dagless toxic edit

[therehearsal2022]

aw so cutes

[therehearsal2022]

i think theyre all thunderclan cats btw thunderclan is the new york of warrior cats. they all became friends as apprentices

portia - silvershine, warrior, ex-kittypet and ex-show cat who came to the clans hoping to prove herself. not particularly good at hunting or fighting. not suited for work as a doctor either, but she does like collecting herbs and flowers. she's not even very good as a mediator. very soft and sensitive, constantly hanging around twoleg-place for food and attention. purebred bengal or bengal/himalayan? she was a show cat but i think itd be funny if she wasnt even one of the more important ones. she wants to be important! she wants to be popular!

drew - fidgetstep, warrior, ex-kittypet who came to the clan with silvershine. nervous, frantic, neurotic mess. hes an okay hunter, surprisingly capable fighter. he left home to escape his overbearing family and to, like silvershine, try to prove himself, but he's just been struggling ever since. it's not that he's untalented... it's just hard to find the motivation. he's been trying to find a way into the deputy's inner circle, though. mid level patrol guy.

dory - emberdusk, mediator, clan-born but her parents came to the clan as loners. she's always felt like it's been a struggle to really find her place in the clan, always feeling somewhat alienated by her clanmates. she's supposed to want to live a simple life with fidgetstep, but she's desperate for something more. some sense of purpose. spends most of her time as a personal helper and mediator for her clanmates. it's very, very boring. it's enough to drive anyone mad.

elliott - talltongue, also known as haypaw, warrior who ran away from his home in windclan. claims to be pure thunderclan. nobody really cares to ask about it, and eventually everybody forgot he isnt really from there. very big personality. shockingly good hunter, but completely pathetic in a fight. he thinks hes charismatic enough that he doesnt need to know how to fight. hes worked hard to get where he is and he wont let anybody derail that, even if it means helping cover up a murder... hes told a lot of ridiculous stories over the years that are just so outlandish, they must be true, right?

[fetchingdaggers]

[therehearsal2022]

aw so cutes

[sippy-blue]

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

[spongebobhappy10]

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

[sippy-blue]

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank… … I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

[spongebobhappy10]

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

[rozieramati]

Fra Angelico & Mark Rothko

[therehearsal2022]

literally all ive been posting lately is tv shows whats wrong with that. im so sad

[therehearsal2022]

nooooo one of my fave artists on here blocked me i havent even been rape or incest posting that much man

[therehearsal2022]

im supposed to clean my room but ive been in bed all day

[therehearsal2022]

ok i mopped + put my clorhes in the washer and put all the stupid animal urine towels in the dryer 😍 i love it. im so pissed today maybe taking an edible will help me relax but it might not i jsut feel so fucking annoyyeeeddddddd

[therehearsal2022]

my mom threw all my shirts on the floor for no reason wow shes such a good person

[therehearsal2022]

when you have specific towels for animal urine and theyre washed/dried in the same washer/dryer as everything else so then everything smells like cat piss all the fucking time!!!!!!! I love my life and I am not going to kill myself soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! i LOVE the smell of cat urine infesting every single fucking thing i own even though i genuinely try so FUCKJNG HARD to get rid of it!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[therehearsal2022]

it would be so easy to say that dean garth and todd are in a throuple but its even better to say that dean is in unrequited love with garth and garth gets off on humiliating him and todd 😍

[therehearsal2022]

tumblr refuses to work at all ill upload my video later . ugh

[therehearsal2022]

dory sief

did i post my dory playlist yet i dont remember. but anyway. my meowmeowwww

[fairweathermyth]

SEARCH PARTY 4.06 ⌁ The Thoughtless Woman

[jessiethelion]

Imagining a world where The Wire became a Tumblr show like Sherlock and I can feel my brain trying to wither and commence early onset Alzheimer's

[jessiethelion]

can we please talk about this HE LOOKED AT MCNULTY'S LIPS HE LOOKED AT MCNULTY'S LIPS HE LOOKED AT MCNULTY'S LIPS

[jessiethelion]

I have been watching this gif on loop for an hour. His hair. His eyes. His eyebrows. His lips. His lips. Have I mentioned his lips.

#cant get enough of him #how is he so hot #my babygirl #did nothing wrong #ziggy sobotka #sexy sobotka as I call him

[rolandofthehorn]

No but i DID have the biggest crush on him ugh just those miserable wet puppy eyes

[jessiethelion]

[tragicwaif]

being sexually submissive is a dark puppetmaster trait