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sometimes i feel like a señora

#mondays am i right?

Aurora smells like burnt onions

#aurora #burnt onions

andre said my toes smell like raw meat

#andre #toes #rawmeat

weepylucifer

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

@subject4a

#superman #red and blue

debby ryan??????

#turtles all the way down #jumpscare

sometimes you dont trust a white man just off of vibes and that’s totally okay

its been brought to my attention i might have a big forehead (i stared at the mirror too long)

in sixth grade i learned what pubes were cuz i saw my friend’s harry feet and said they had pubes on their feet

#true story

im making it a habit to take off my socks before bed. i will be a changed person you’ll see

#dont look at my toenails tho #i need a fucking pedicure #if u feel something scratching u at night its my toes #gay love

I redownloaded tumblr so i could see the posts you tag me in and now i get nothing 💔

#andre #icantbelievethis #gonnakwordmyselfnow

I wonder how edwin never ran into simon his first time in hell

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne

i wonder if night nurse would’ve been more empathetic to edwin if she had actually, like, looked into his mind

#dead boy detectives

everyone says they dont know what they’ll do if dbd gets cancelled but i know exactly what i’ll do and it has to do with netflix headquarters

#im just gonna have a talk with them thats all #whos joining me #dead boy detectives

ok y’all hear me out, monty x cat king enemies to lovers arc

#it would be kinda genius #dead boy detectives #dbd #monty the crow #cat king

guys DBD is at #2 in global top 10 netflix shows at over 3 million views……. that’s good right???

edit: those are the stats for april 22 - april 28 (the show came out on the 25th). I think this week’s stats come out tomorrow

#like obviously no 2 is good #but are the views good too???#dead boy detectives

strawberryb-0-ba

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES BINGE ON SUNDAY AND MONDAY

Calling all Dead Boy Detectives, Good Omens, Umbrella Academy, OMFD, and Lockwood and Co Fans!!

As most of us know, the viewership is low and the show is gradually being removed from the top 10 series in States so, tell a friend, tell your family, tell your fish, to binge the entire show on Sunday and Monday around 12 pm to raise the viewership and to place it a bit higher on the top 10!

Also if you’re thinking about watching the show, watch the full thing now!!!

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