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gordon freeman headcanon voices because theres too many fics of him just talking and i personally HAATTEE IT (light heartedly)...

number 1: Legoshi english dub (my og headcanon)

number 2: Brian Delaney's male fallout 4 voice (inspired by uraniumbirb's gordon )

number 3: JapaneseBushBaby's Gordon (yes he voiced Gordon ONCE as far as im aware... in a very specific animation! iykyk)

and thats all. *bows* thanks for coming to my tedtalk *everyone throws various plants and flora at me*

#half life #half life 2 #half life headcanons #gordon freeman headcanon #headcanons #why are there sooo many fics of gordon talking 😭 i have nothing against it. and honestly prefer it if he barely talks at all. and if he doe #does. its a low whisper and ONE sentence MAX! hes a man of few to little words! :3 #i have many different gordons in my head that i switch in and out depending how i'd want him to react...? if that makes sense..#theres trauamtized gordon. silly gordon (he can still lock in) and locked tf in gordon whos traumatized #and i also switch out different ways of communicating without verbally telling. loose gestures. ASL. body language. writing notes. ect. and #these apply to any of my personal gordons.#i love gord soomuch ahgh hes so cool.. theres so many different interpretations of him as a character. and i like how its just.. at least #now. its widely agreed that gordon is traumatized as hell and not the gun slinging stoic badass that alot of ppl characterized him as in th #past. its so cool like yes make that white boy SCARED!!! MORE HORRORS FOR THE PHYSICIST!!! anyway uhh what was i talking baout??#i think legoshi works amazingly for a gord voice.. fits his personality too. (imo) very in his own head so to speak? thats how ive always #imagined gordon. hes very present sure but he does all his thinking up THERE. so naturally thats where he resides. he doesnt express much #either. so he'd end up staring at someone with a blank expression on accident while hes thinking about other things. seriouslyy just go #watch some legoshi vid compliations while hes monologuing and youll see exactly what i mean by example!😼#thats my gordon at least. i like how everyone just beams whatever they want on this blankslate and create an entirely new character yet #theres still some aspects that everyone agrees on. like gordon being silly. liking bugs. screwing with appliances. and being shy.#gordon freeman #voice claim #gordon freeman voice claim #gordon freeman voice

did anyone else like... during their youth discover Portal (either through a friend or sibling)? and fall head over heels in love with it because it was unlike any other media youve ever consumed...?

like... the writing was captivating, the humor and dialogue were clever and funny, the world building, environments, puzzles, characters, all so meticulously crafted for viewer consumption and enjoyment, AND SO PERFECT...

so you obsess and gush over it like it was a GEM (because it IS). you learn everything about it, replay it over and over, listen to the dev logs, watch essay and analysis videos on it, draw fanart (naturally 🤤) gush over one specific character...👀 (wheatley... i've spent over 200 dollars on merchandise of him😭). (canon event for anyone tbh...)

AND.. eventually... you hear about a certain fanfiction... a certain fan work that continues the ending of portal 2... a certain fanfiction that's on-par with the writing, storytelling, emotional intensity and dialogue as the original game...

PORTAL: BLUESKY

SO you read it (or listen to it like i did 😛 theres a audio book reading of Portal: BlueSky on youtube ^U^) AND LOSE YOUR MARBLES!????MDNSAJBFHJKDSFHSAFHKSDF FDYHISGFHKSB JFUSFHGUFIWBFS FGDYSIGFASFNDSHJFGWYG (and it also inspired you to start writing/influenced how you write?)

normal ahahahahhhhhhfhag AND... AT this point you've sucked the media DRY. you're STARVING for MORE! where could you possibly find something so great like that again? you say while slapping your big fat bellay (yes you did that you WEIRDO) (its okay i did it too so we arent alone)

then you remember,, in one of the video essays you watched.. that the video game company has a rivalry with another company,,blackmesa... and its also a game,,,Half-Life... set in the same universe as your FAVORITE gAMEE,,, MADE BY THE SAME COMPANY WHO MADE YOUR FAVORITE GAME!!!!! SO YOU LATCH ONTO THAT LIKE A BANSHEE AND...

holdon this game... its so old,,so different,, and,,,so,,, BEAUTIFUL?!

SO YOU FINISH THAT GAME WITH ITS CLIFFHANGER OF AN ENDING AND YOU PLAY THE SECOND ONE AND THE EPISODE 1 AND EPISODE 2!! and youre sad that theres no 3rd,,, BUT THERES A VR GAME THAT EXPLAINS THE GAP BETWEEN 1 AND 2 but oh nooo another cliffhangerrouuaghg my stomach,, BUT ONE OF THE CREATORS HAD A FANFICTION-Y LETTER WRITTEN IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE MAIN CHARACTER YOU PLAY AS (and have a crush on), TELLING THE ENDING OF THE SECRET FABLED 3RD EPISODE AND-ouuuhhh my stomach,,, ithurtssouguhww another hurtuful cliffhanger-y endingouuhg..

uh.. canon even for anyone else??