Stay at Home Astronaut

They/she. Tired eldritch immortal. pfp by @boooworth on twitter, banner by midjourney

[queer-as-city-folk]

Sorry, but can someone tell me what Bruce Wayne told the media about how Jason Todd died, because like "beaten to death by the Joker with a Crowbar in Ethiopia" is not something you tell the press

[videogameoutofcontext]

[copperbadge]

Me, flooring the gas on the yacht towards Brazil: You’ll never take me alive!

Hakim, in the prow of a speedboat with a megaphone: But I have your mushroom pizza! 

[Description: A screengrab of my Domino’s Pizza delivery tracker, showing my food is out for delivery. I initially screengrabbed it because beneath the progress bar is the faintly ominous legend “Hakim is in your neighborhood” letting me know that my food will be delivered soon. Below that, however, is a map showing where Hakim is; this should be a map of downtown Chicago but instead shows Hakim located on the equator, off the African coast in the South Atlantic. The pointer indicates he is six minutes away from me.] 

[copperbadge]

Throwback to the time Hakim crossed the South Atlantic to bring me a mushroom pizza.

[arinrowan]

This is why you have such bad luck with food delivery, Hakim burned up all your food delivery points in his trans-Atlantic quest.

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[randomgermancupcake]

N64 graphical glitch

[dragongirltitties]

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

[trickstertime]

[boycritter]

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

[norathianprincess]

Media Literacy is dead but I’ll see what I can do

[ratsquinks]

just another one of those memories that haunts me daily

[linddzz]

gotta be a term that isn't the dunning Krueger effect but is a kind of similar idea where the more deep scientists get into their topic and the more exhausted they get, the more likely they are to find stupid ways to describe things

[linddzz]

this post brought to you by a bunch of coral specialists at the end of a workshop voting to define coral, a complex animal, as "a rock with problems"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think it goes without saying but is still worth noting, my beef with booktok literature is 100% about the quality. i LOVE housewives reading weird porn. i wish they would do it more

[tamamita]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Tumblr. We had a barely functional site. We had everything we needed for a blog site, and it all ran like clockwork. You could’ve shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your porn bans and your transmisogyny! You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

[hungwy]

no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs

[ikimaru]

UM

[ruinedchildhood]

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[gryffon]

[identitty-dickruption]

somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping