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pettypunani

Reblog if you're still in 2013

pettypunani

reblog while you still can

archetypalarchitect-deactivated

I’m gonna reblog this in 2022 just to show you who’s boss

#neener neener #motherfuckers

briannacherrygarcia

“A bit of both”

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somasis-moved

a bunch of specific-body-part-fetish porn artists come together and draw a single character in their respective styles, each doing a single body part, creating the most terrifying image ever made by humans

judgejudyofficial

mary shelley …

gingersnapdragonspice

Fuckenstein

nyanbinyuri

exodia

aleatoryw

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

noenee-art

On the lead up to October, have some vamps

thesonofhypnos

noenee-art

Don’t worry they’re safe (and grounded).

figlasagna-deactivated20211212

Thank god thank god

mynotar

Would you like to buy his wares?

magicalgirlpropaganda

Of course

godeats-deactivated20201215

explorers

howieduet

Feel like the tags on the original are important

persia-divinations-deactivated2

sosuperawesome

Bethany Stancliffe on Instagram

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

normal-horoscopes

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Vampire spending his current life as a wildlife biologist almost blows his cover when he forgets that humans often perish from Cold and Wet Syndrome.

kaitovsheiji

@greymantledlady

hypokeimena

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

ruffboi-mags

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

mycroftrh

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

autie-girl-power

Only if you get caught

messymindpalace

This whole post took an unexpected turn

thatdisasterauthor

Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.

strixus

… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur….

thatdisasterauthor

Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.