Strictly stick shift witchcraft ♀

Sagittarius Sun | Libra Moon | Aquarius Rising

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia

[maisonderriere]

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

[neverneedtomeetnokings]

[coolkidsofhistory]

Greaser Girls, 1950s

[bidoof]

*youth pastor voice* here’s something that’s “on fleek”…….the lord

[spookyscaryfeminist]

So I had the most devastating breakup of my life, with someone I truly loved deeply with all of my heart, in March. In June, I'm still recovering. BUT THEN, THE UNIVERSE THROWS ME A BONE AND LETS ME FUCK THE LEAD SINGER OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS BUT THANK YOU JUPITER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[catchymemes]

[jameshoppy]

yeah you go you funky 12 year old

[youthlessdrugs]

I ain’t no snitch, I don’t even report my browser for crashing.

[mayorbetteporter]

[eymo]

when ppl play with ur hair

[weedpoop]

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

[acoolguy]

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

[voguedolce]

[shesnake]

Lucy Liu in Charlie’s Angels (2001) dir. McG