You, Me, and the bomb in the backseat.

Hi, hello will be deleting soon because why would a ghost need it?

[celesteablack]

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

[r0zeclawz]

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

[r0zeclawz]

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

[keposhka]

[mavrice]

//we'll be looking for sunlight, or the headlights, 'till our wide eyes burn blind//

ordering with your real name, not a deadname >>

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[aestheticsofartt]

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[shrimpfajitasalacarte]

I’ve been waiting for this post since I read the NYT headline this morning!

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[memewhore]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

[shutyourmoustache]

[aconfusedgoose]

The way I ran to MSNBC when I got the notification only to be met with this...

[smurfetterac]

[everythingfox]

“Our boy is getting older, today he’s 23″

(Source)

[sweetstevesblog]

GIRL DINNER